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So it is crystal clear.

The B-team of BILL CLINTON AND TONY TIN TAN TINNITUS BLIAR AND THE SEAMLESS MERGER INTO THE B-TEAM OF BLIAR AND BUSH HAS ONLY ONE ENDLESS WAR!

THE ETHNIC CLEANSING OF EUROPE WENT INTO MIDDLE EAST AND YES IT IS CLEAR AS CRYSTAL GLAZED GUPCHUP THAT THE CHUPE RUSTUMS HAVE VERY SMARTLY SPONGED ONTO THE SUCKER FOR A TUCK IN TAMASHA, WHERE MANMOHAN MOUSE IN THE MOUSETRAP WOULD DELIVER INDIA ON A PLATTER THAT IS EVERY HEAD AND OVERHEAD ON A PLATTER AS THE HEADLESS CHICKEN RUNNING HITHER AND THITHER WITHIN THE TETHER OF THE CHICKEN WIRE FENCING!

The P-5 have obviously lost count of their NUCLEAR STOCKPILE ARSENALS, SO THEY THOUGHT VERY SMARTLY BY INVITING MANMOHAN MOUSE LIKE A CHAPRASI TO THE SAINTED PETERSBURGER WHERE PETER WILL ROB PAULA OF A BURGER AND THE HAMSTRUNG BHARAT WILL STRING ALONG WITH A HAMSTRUNG SURDIE AND THEY CAN TURF OFF THEIR TRADE AND SAY: HEY! NATIVE HAVE YOU TRADED NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY?

SO IT IS CLEAR THAT AMERICA'S NEWFOUNDLANDED SECRECY WITH NUCLEAR NUMBERS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MISSING NUMBERS AND LIKE HORUS EYE RECONSTRUCTED BY THE GOOD GUY AFTER THE BAD GUY BLASTED IT BACK TO HEIROGLYPHICS, THE MISSING ONE BY SIXTY-FOURTH DIMENSION CALLED VERY APTLY THE GOD COMMISSION, WHICH LIKE THE BOFORS KRONERS THAT CAN'T BE CORNERED IN ANY CORNER OF THE EARTH WIND WATER SKY AND ETHER OF THE PUPPET LEATHER THEATRE, THE MISSING NUMBERS WILL BE MADE GOOD BY INDIAN ACTUARIES.

SO LO AND BEHOLD!

TRS IS TURFED OUT AND ALL THE PENSION FUNDS ARE WITH THE UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA AND HIS PMP THAT IS PRIME MINISTER'S PESHI PACKED WITH PIMPS AS THEY ARE DISAFFECTIONATELY CALLED, FOR NOT HAVING ANSWERED TO THE CALL OF TRUE DUTY BY EARNING THEIR POSTS IN OPEN COMPETITIONS SO, IT IS UNCONTESTABLE UNCONSCIONABLE UNCERTAINLY, AS HOW THE PMPS THAT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE PMPS OF THE POLAR PANKAH ARE GOING TO PANKAHS OF THE PRISSY PROTESTANT PANTS OF THE WASP INDUSTRY THAT IS WHITE ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTANTS WHO WILL SELL THEIR EFFETE TECHNOLOGY THAT WILL NOT LET ONE LIGHTBULB GLOW IN CIVIL NUCLEAR ENERGY DEALS BUT WILL REBOUND ON THE BOUNDERS WHEN THE BOUNDARIES HAVE BEEN BLASTED TO SMITHEREENS!

So the meaning is as simple as it can get.

Till INDIA GETS THE TOT UP TALLY OF EVERY NUCLEAR STOCKPILE IN THE P-5 THERE CAN BE NO DEAL.

As for the UNANANIMITY OF THE SUPREME COURT JUDGES SPEAKING ON THE ET BILL THAT IS NON-DOMICILE STATUS OF THE STUFFED PARTRIDGES AND PUNJUS WITH PANGAS OR SO THE STUFFED PARTRIDGES OF THE PROTESTANTS HOPE TO ACQUIRE BY PROXY IT IS VERY UNINDIAN.

WHERE IS THE FABLED ARGUMENTATIVE INDIAN SEN?

DON'T SAY WHEN?

WHERE?
THAT IS THE QUESTION.

SO WHERE DID MANMOHAN MOUSE COME FROM?

AND WHERE IS HE HEADED, AS THE HEADLESS CHICKEN?

SO THE NEWLY MINTED, OR NEW NUMISMATICS OF RAJYA SABHA OF THE GAU OF GAH, AND THE EVEN MORE GARELU GORIFIED AND OVER GLORIFIED GORI'S LOK SABHA OF RAE BARAELI, WHICH IS WHAT THE SUMMATION OF THE UNANIMOUS JUDGEMENT AMOUNTS TO WHICH IS A CASE NOT ONLY FOR MEDIA MISCHIEF AND MISMANAGEMENT BUT ALSO FOR GYMNASTICS OF LINGUISTIC FORENSICS AS TO HOW SO MANY JUDGES, INDIAN JUDGES MIND YOU INDIAN JUDGES WITH INDIAN MINDS OF THEIR OWN, COULD BE SO 'WHIMSICAL' TO WIND UP THE SAME WINDING WAY OF THE RELICS OF THE RAJ RISHTAS COULD FIND SUCH SHOCKING UNANIMITY?

SHOCKING UNANIMITY!

SO SINGHJI [NOT MANPASANDJI] COULD SIGN ON THE DOTTY LINE?

JUST IN TIME.

JUST OUT OF TIME.

SO UNJUST!

SO WE HAVE TWO MORE MYSTERIES ADDED TO THE MUST NOT READ MOLE OF JASWANT SINGH AND HOW THERE IS MORE TO THE EKAMSOVADA OF THE TATHAGATA AND THE PARABLE OF THE SIX BLIND MEN THAN SHROEDINGER'S CAT SYNDROME, BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT, BECAUSE IT IS SIDING WITH THE POINT, TO THE SIDE AND TO SEE THINGS SIDEWAYS OR POSEIDAN'S SEVENTH SISTER OF THATISH OF SORORIETY OF NOTORITY, OR NOTARIES NOT NOTIFYING AND NOT NOTIFIED JUDGEMENTS AND SO ON, THERE IS NOT A SINGLE QUOTE ON THE SAID JUDGEMENT WHICH IS EVEN MORE UNEVEN KEEL TO BE INDIAN OR CASTOR WHEELED LIKE THERE WAS A MOVEABLE SCREEN TO MAKE THE MEDIA MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE THAN IT IS, OR HOW THE MOLE THAT JASWANT SINGH THANKED K. LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST DID NOT FIND A FEYNMAN FEY QUALITY WHICH SHOWS THE LACK OF QUALITY OF GARRULARITY AND SO WHILE THAT FESTERS THAT K. IS STILL A KETCHUP OR CATCHUP AWAY THE K. OF INDIAN CONTEXT NOW THAT IS THE REAL TEXT NOT THE SUBTEXT.

AND THAT IS THIS:

WHEN BRITISH BANIAS LEFT INDIA TO THE BHARATVASIS THE FATHER OF THE NATION WAS NOT AN INDIAN BRAHMIN BUT AN INDIAN K THAT IS KOMATI OR BANIA.

AND THE BANIA NEVER GOT TO RULE BUT THE BRAHMIN GOT TO RULE AND THAT IS HOW INDIA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE LONG CIVILISATIONAL DISCOVERY AND DESCENT DESCANTED INTO POVERTY!

FOR BAPANONI BICCHAPU CHIPPA IS NOT ONLY AN IDIOM THAT IDIOTS COULD UNDERSTAND BUT ALSO THE MANUSMRITI WHERE BRAHMINS ONLY ADVISED BUT NEVER RULED.

AND ONLY AFTER THE BRITISH BANIA USED THE INDIAN BRAHMIN AS THE CLERK AND THE COLONIAL COBWEB DID INDIA GRAPPLE WITH THE GRIP OF THE TRAP OF POVERTY.

AND SO TOO WHEN VAJPAYEE BLASTED THE BOMB THE BRAHMIN PROMPTLY PETRIFIED AGREED TO A UNILATERAL MORATARIUM AND ALSO A NO FIRST USE.

AND THE LEGACY OF BILL CLINTON'S K RELATED MISS WAS NOT TO BE MISSSED WHEN MANMOHAN HANDPICKED AND HANDYMAN PACKED DIY AGENT OF THE WORLD BANK AND THE FUND FOUND THAT VERY CONVENIENT TO GO FURTHER AND FURTHER DOWN THE SAME HOLE WITH EVEN SANCTIMONIOUS CHANTS ABOUT 'AS LONG AS I AM PRIME MINISTER NOBODY CAN MAKE INDIA KNEEL' WHILE HE CROSSES HIS KNEES AND HOLDS HIS HANDS HANGING BY HIS KNEES WHILE THE ITALIAN AYAH SITS WITH HER ENTIRE FAMILY LIKE HE WAS THEIR GORELOGONKA GUMASTHA!

AND THAT IN A PUBLIC FORA LIKE A GRAVEYARD ABOUT WHICH HE HAS ALREADY BEEN DENIGRATED BY NO LESS A GREAT AN INDIAN THAN GEORGE FERNANDES THAT IT IS JUST NOT DONE FOR THE INDIAN PM TO SAR JHUKAO AND NAMASTE MAARO THE FOUR YEAR SON OF THE HOUSEWIVE DAUGHTER OF BAHAR KA BAHU WHO IS THE BATHOS OF ALL THINGS BHARAT THAT WE COULD NOT FIND ONE UNWORTHY INDIAN TO RUN A CHEAT CHEAPSHOW ON THE HALO OF LORD RAMA, LORD BUDDHA AND RENUNCIATION IN RUNS.

AND ONLY PARUSURAMA WAS A BRAHMIN WHILE THE REST WERE KSHYATRIYAS OR OTHERS SO THIS BRITISH BANIA AND INDIAN BRAHMIN BURRA SAHEB KATHA IS ONLY A COLONIAL CRACKJACK OR "FIFTY FIFTY" AS THE AD FOR THE SAID SWEET-SALTY BISCUITS GOES!

SO THE FIFTY FIFTY SPLIT OF ECONOMICS FROM POLITICS AND HIM AND HER OF THE HIJRA RAJ HAVE THEIR HANGERS ON THE COMMIES WHO ARE MORE COMMITTED TO THE ITALIAN AYAH THAN TO THE INDIAN CONSTITUTION.

YEDDI YECHURY STANDING AND HOLDING FORTH IN FRONT OF SMALL SCREEN MICROPHONEY SAYS 'WE THAT IS CPI[M] ARE COMMITTED TO LINGUISTIC STATES AND CAN'T CARVE ANYMORE LIKE TELANGANA OFF ANDHRA AND SO ON, BUT THE POOR BRAHMIN HAS TO BUY SOME PURCHASE INTO PARLIAMENT FROM BENGAL WHERE DESPITE 27 YEARS OF UNENDING JYOTI BASU 'MAN PULLING RICKSHAW' IS STILL MANUAL AND THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT IS ONLY THE DICTATION SHOP OF THE PRO-LET-A-RIOT OR RENT-A-RIOT OR RENT-A-READ-A-RIOT-ACT ON BEHALF THE ROMAN WHO CAN'T EVEN READ ROMAN NUMERALS.

IT WOULD BE EDDYFYING TO EDUCATE THE YEDDI YECHURY THAT IF HE BELIEVES THE LINGUISTIC CARVING WAS THE BE ALL AND THE END ALL THEN HOW COME BENGAL HAS BECOME TWO COUNTRIES?

ONE IN BHARAT AND ONE IN BANGLADESH.

AND PUNJAB: ONE IN PAKISTAN AND ONE IN INDIA?

HOW COME SO MANY HINDI SPEAKING PARTS HAVE DIFFERENT STATES AND THAT BRINGS US TO THE VERY VALID POINT THAT WHEN THE BRITISH BANIAS LEFT INDIA TO THE LAST EUROPEAN THAT IS BRAHMIN NEHRU THEY BANISHED BAPUJI THE INDIAN BANIA TO THE BANDIT RAJ AND THEN HE GOT BUMPED OFF.

AND WHEN NEHRU GOT ANOTHER TO K. THAT IS KOMATI THAT IS POTTI SRIRAMULU TO CONTEND WITH, HE ALONGWITH ANOTHER BURRA SAHEB INDIAN BRAHMIN SERVING EUROCENTRICKS UPTO THEIR ANTIQUATED TRICKS OF DIVIDE AND RULE PLAYED DODGEBALL TILL POTTI SRIRAMULU GOT BUMPED OFF IN BENIGN NEGLIGENCE!

AND PROMPTLY LIKE BRAHMINS THEY DID NOT BRAVE THEIR BRAVEHURTS BUT BRANDISHED LINGUISTIC STATES SO THE DIVIDE AND RULE OF THE BRITISH BANIA RAJ WHICH BEGAN WITH BENGAL IN EARLY TWENTIETH CENTURY AND PUNJAB IN MID-TWENTIETH CENTURY HAD A BELLARY, A TELANGANA, A VIDHARBHA AND SO ON...

AND SO NOW WHEN NEW LABOUR PARTY OF LITTLE ENGLAND HAS A PROBLEM WITH PEERAGES FOR A PRICE WE HAVE A PRICE A TO PAY.

AND BECAUSE THE DISSENTING PROTESTANTISM OF PRISSY PANTS FOUND A GREAT TYRANNY OF PANTS TO PACKAGE POLITICS INTO BRIEFS [PUN INTENDED AS A PUNCHDRUNK PARABLE! ON PUNCHOUT KNOCK!] INDIAN PARLIAMENT HAS BEEN REDUCED TO LOK SABHA OF RAE BARAELI AND RAJYA SABHA OF GAH AND TRS HAS BEEN TURFED OUT SO THE RESSURECTION OF ROB MAXWELL CAN RUN OFF WITH THE PENSION FUNDS AND MANMOHAN MOUSE NICELY MELLOWED DOWN WITH HIS SUPER DUPER SUPREME COURT ABSOLUTELY UNANIMITY GIFT WILL SIGN ON THE DOTTY LINE.

WHILE ABDUL AND ABDUL WOULD HAVE TRADED OFF NUCLEAR SECRETS WHICH P-FIVE PROBABLY ALREADY SOLD ON THE SLY AND THE EYES IN THE SPIES CAN ENSURE COMPLETE COMPLICITY OF THOSE IN HIGH PLACES WHO WANT TO KEEP A FEW PERSONAL SECRETS!

THAT IS THE GRAND REDUX OF POLITICS AND THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHEN IS SIR CLIFF RICHARDS GOING TO BE MADE A PEER OF PARLIAMENT FROM THE POPSTAR PEERAGE HE GOT OR IS THAT STORY NOT YET TOLD ON ROYAL POSTAGE STAMP OF THE EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN NEVER SETS?

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT THE EYE OF HORUS IS LIKE THE SUN AND YES WHEN THE BAD ONE RUBBED IT AND ROBBED IT ALL OFF THE GOOD GUY PUT IT ALL BACK TOGETHER FROM EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS BUT 1/64TH WENT MISSING JUST LIKE IN BOFORS AND THAT IS CALLED: THE GOD COMMISSION!

AND CLEOPATRA NEEDLE STANDS NEAR WHITEHALL IN LITTLE ENGLAND AND HAVING THE GLADEYE FOR GRABBING CIVILISATIONAL SYMBOLS THE GOVERNMENT OF ENGLAND IS GOING TO BECOME LESS GORI AND MORE GORY WHICH IS THE SAME OLE STORY OF SHAME!

AND INDIA'S PEACOCK THRONE AND THE KOHINOOR ARE ALSO IN THEIR LOOTLOT! SO THEY PLAY LOTTO WITH INZY AND TINSELL STARDOM BECAUSE THEY LACK TINS OF TANNING LOTIONS NOW THAT TIN DOES NOT SELL DIN AND YES THE TINNITUS IS GETTING A LITTLE TOO LOUD EVEN TO BE CALLED TACKY TAGALONG TAMASHA!

OR TAMATAMA THAT CAN'T EVEN GO RAMA RAMA WHEN RAE BARAELI GIVES THE GORI A SHOCKING MAJORITY WHEN A MINORITY TURNED UP TO VOTE OR WHY TOKYO MUST MAKES TOYS FOR US THAT WE HAVE TOTAL TRUST IN OR WHY THE ELECTION COMMISSION MUST HAVE NAVIN CHAWLAS OR RETIRED COLONIAL CLERKS ON NICE FIVE YEAR EXTENSIONS OR WHY NOW THE ELECTION COMMISSION AFTER THE ERA OF AL SESHAN AND LIONIZED LYNGDOH IS LIKE THE MAHATMA'S THREE MONKEYS: SEE NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL EVEN IF THE NAME SONIA IS NOT EVEN ON THE NAME REGISTER!

NOW HOWZZAT FOR HOUDINI OR THE DIN OF LOUD?

LOUD VAMOOSE OR LOUDER VAMPIRE?

IF THINGS ARE THIS LOOSE OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING IS LACKING!

AND IT IS TIME TO CUT THE SLACK AND CARP BACK TO THE SAME OLE LACK. SO SHUKRAGUZZAR THAT TELANGANA WILL NOT BE BLAMED WHEN ROB IS BACK TO ROB INDIANS OF THEIR PENSIONS WHICH IS HOW IT ALWAYS WAS:

DESTROYED.
RECONSTRUCTED.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
AFTER DESTRUCTION.

DEATH.
RESSURECTION.

WHICH IS HOW THE ROMAN AND EUROPEAN CONVERTS TO CHRISTIANITY TELL IT, BUT HOW DO THE COPTS AND THE ARABS ADN THE JEWS THE GENUINE MIDDLE-EASTERNS TELL IT ABOUT JESUS CHRIST?

CHRISTOS. CHRIST GONE FOR A TOSS!

AND THE TOSS UP SALAD? HAS TOO MANY GREENS SHOWING OR IS THAT NOT REALLY MENSONGE. THAT THEY ARE VERY MUCH IN DENIAL ABOUT BEING FED ON GREENBACKS!

SO GREED HAS TOO MANY REEDS THAT BEND IN THE WINDS.
AND YES AVARICE HAS A MARIA! MARIA! ARIA CALLED AVARICE!

SO IT IS BACK TO THE SAME OLE RHYME NOT THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER BUT MARINES WHO LOST THE TOT UP TALLY OF NUCLEAR STOCKPILES ESPECIALLY IN SLOVAKIA AND THERISH!

WHICH IS WHY THEY WANT TO CUT THE SLACK AND RUN OFF WITH THE STORY:

THE NATIVES! TIS THEMS THAT DONE IT!!

WHICH THEY GOT IT VERY NICELY DOWN TO A PAT AND A PASTRY AND JUST AS FLAKY:

'WHITER THAN WHITE!'

RIGHT?

WRONG!

END GAMES:
UNTIL EVERY NUCLEAR STOCKPILE HAS BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR BY THE PERMAFROST FIVE, THERE WILL BE NO INDIAN PURCHASES!

AND YES?
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