Why is there no such thing?
As..........
SAYING NO' TO FREE LUNCH?
A STERN STOLID 'NO' TO FREE LUNCH?
Isn't it funny how they think freedom is all about getting things for free but not the freedom to NOT GETTING THINGS for
free?
There is no more odious a cliche than: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE LUNCH isn't there?
Or is there?
But have you ever heard of the obverse observation that anyone did observe IN OBVERSE?
IT IS SO OBVIOUS!
That there is no clique going cluck cluck at the claque, clammed up faster than you can call for chowder at the INDIA
HABITAT FOOD COURTS, powered with powder puffs and proud puddings, who don't find their full legs of freedom doing the full
freedom run by running far&away from the said FREE LUNCH?
THE CRINKLE CRANKLE RATCHETS UP A RACKET AND MAKES A BIG DIN ABOUT THE DINNER WHILE SINGING FOR THEIR SUPPERS BUT THE
SCARECROWS WOULD NOT FRIGHTEN THE SCAREMONGERS WITH THE SCARCE MONGERING CALL TO MAKE THEMSELVES SCARCE OVER SO SCARCE A SAYING
AS THERE IS NO GAINSAYING OVER THE NAYSAY AS TO WHY NOBODY SAYS 'NO' TO A FREE LUNCH?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE LUNCH.
BUT----- THE FAMOUS FREEDOM BUT OFCOURSE-- WHERE YOU SIT ON YOUR BUTT AND DON'T BUDGE TO BUY INTO THE FREE PORK FRACAS
FRANCHISE, EH?
UNIVERSAL ADULT FRANCHISE YES?
BUT NO UNIVERSAL ADULT FRANKING MACHINE TO PAY FOR YOUR POSTAGE EH?
THE LIMITS OF FREEDOM ARE INDEED LIMITLESS IN SUCH LIMITATIONS;
LEMME TELL YOU LEMMINGS:
NAY, LEMME ASK YOU LEMMINGS: LEMME KNOW:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SAYING 'NO' TO FREE LUNCH?
AND YOU CALL THAT FREEDOM?
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OR WHAT WOULD IT BECOME IF YOU SAID:
'NO' TO 'THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH?'
DO TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A BIG POSITIVE?
LIKE THE HIJRA RAJ?
TWO NEGATIONS, NEITHER POLITICS NOR ECONOMICS IN PRACTICE BY THE TWO NEGOTIATORS WILL THEY ACHIEVE A BIG POSITIVE IMPACT
ON INDIA?
GET REAL.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH.
AND THEY ARE HAVING THEIRS PAID FOR BY THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA!
AND SO THEY HAVE NO RIGHT NOT TO SAY 'NO TO THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE LUNCH'.
WHICH IS WHY THEY WILL TRADE AND SELL THE NATION ON THE NUCLEAR CIVIL DEAL FOR CIVIL SUPPLIES AND BLAME IT ON THE MILITARY
WHICH THEY WILL POST AS SECURITY AT THE NUCLEAR INSTALLATIONS.
WHICH IS WHY THIS GOVERNMENT LEAKS LIKE AN ILLEGAL GOVERNMENT 'TAP' THAT TAPS AND CAPS EVERY PRIVACY CLAUSE WITH PIRACIES
AND YES 'WIRES' IT AWAY TO THE WHITEHOUSE WAREHOUSE!
WE ARE THAT AWARE.
SO, WE KNOW MORE ABOUT SAYING NO THAN NOT SAYING IN TRIPLICATE WHICH IS THE BANE AND THE BEAUTY OF THE BUREAUCRACY that
all applications must be in triplicate and like the ROMANS COPIED IT FROM LORD RAMA, WHEN BRUTUS OR ANOTHER ONE WENT 'et
tu BRUTE!' THRICE WAS THE CROWN OFFERED AND THRICE WAS THE CROWN THROWN DOWN, SO HERE IT IS IN ORIGINAL INDIAN:
NATI
NUNCHI
NETI
VARAKU
ala nati
nunchi
ila neti varaku:
NETI!
NETI!
NETI!
NOT THIS!
NOT THIS!
NOT THIS!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NOT SAYING NO TO FREE LUNCH EVEN IF THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH!
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