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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
TACKY TALK!
FREE LUNCH OR IS THAT A HUNCH BACK FROM NOTRE DAMNED?

FREEDOM IS FUN! THE FANNY SIDE OF LIFE!! click: CHUCKOUT PILLOW CHICKENOUT SOUPCON FOR SUPERHEAVIES?

THIS IS NOT A HOBBY HORSE YOU CAN RIDE WITHOUT WEARING HOOVES!

SORRY HOOTS OF LAUGHTER.

ASTRIDE THE TROJAN HORSE.

GOING: GODA! GODA!

AND THE UGLY UNDERBELLY WILL SOON OPEN AND REVEAL WHAT THE UGLY UNDERBELLY HIDES.

CERTAINLY NOT HELEN!

CERTAINLY NOT MEPHISTOPHELES!

NOT EVEN DOCTOR FAUSTUS WHO SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL TO HAVE A WORD WITH MEPHISTOPHELES AND A DEKKO AT HELEN!
'WAS THIS THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND LAUGHS AND BURNISHED THE SHIPSHOPS OF HIGH SEAS PIRACIES?'

NO. CERTAINLY NOT HELEN OF TROY.

NOR A TOY YOU CAN CALL HELEN! HELP ME HELEN!

IT IS HELL OUT HERE.

AND WE ARE YELPING FOR HELP!

QUIT YODELING YOKELS.

AND CAST OFF THE YOKE.

OR THOU SHALT ALL CHOKE!

GUANTANAMERA!

OR

GUANTANAMO BAY!

THE CHOICE IS THAT STARK.

AND THE CHOICE CUTS ARE TOO JUICY!

TO BE PICKY AND CHOOSY!

How to Change a Tire

Step 1: Jack it up!

THAT IS IT!

INFLATED TYRES FALL FLAT WHEN DEFLATED!

AND THAT IS THE ONLY DEEP PHILOSOPHY YOU WILL NEED WHEN YOU DEAL WITH FOLKS TOO FULL OF THEMSELVES TO OFFER FULL FREEDOMS TO FOLKS!

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Step 2: RATCHET UP THE RACKET!

THAT IT IS A VERITABLE RACKET!

VERILY, VERILY IT IS A RACKET!

Step 3: WRENCH!
OR YOU WILL RETCH!

AT THE WRETCHEDNESS OF LA NAUSEE!



Step 4: Nuts, spares and who can spare the nuts?

WE MUST BE NUTS TO THINK THE NUCLEAR DEAL IS A CIVIL CONVERSATION AMONGST EQUALS!



Step 5: WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WILL GET THE ENTIRE LESSON WITHOUT HAVING LEARNT A LESSON?

WAH WAH!

Tools and MACHINATIONS

Muchos obligado!

HOW MUCH WILL IT COST FOR ONE LIGHTBULB AND ONE WATT?

Terminology OF TERMINATED MANLINESS AND THE TERMINATION CLAUSES OF NO CLOSURES.

THE PERPETUITY CLAUSES ARE IN ENCLOSURES LABELLED:

PERPLEXION IN PLEXIGLASS!

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DON'T EXIT!

AND THAT IS WHAT YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY EVEN THOUGH IT AIN'T REALLY GLASS OR GLASSY EYED OR EVEN GLAZED OVER WITH GLACE FOOD PLACED IN GLASS SHELVES THAT YOU CAN SEE AND SAY:

WOW! WHAT TRANSPARENCY!

VOCABULARY HELPS.

BUT THOSE WHO CAN'T EVEN VOCALISE WHAT CAN THEY?

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ZEN, NOW YOU GOT ANOTHER BUTT COMING!