GUANTANAMERA!

OR

GUANTANAMO BAY!

THE CHOICE IS THAT STARK.

AND THE CHOICE CUTS ARE TOO JUICY!

TO BE PICKY AND CHOOSY!

How to Change a Tire

Step 1: Jack it up!

THAT IS IT!

INFLATED TYRES FALL FLAT WHEN DEFLATED!

AND THAT IS THE ONLY DEEP PHILOSOPHY YOU WILL NEED WHEN YOU DEAL WITH FOLKS TOO FULL OF THEMSELVES TO OFFER FULL FREEDOMS TO FOLKS!

Step 2: RATCHET UP THE RACKET!

THAT IT IS A VERITABLE RACKET!

VERILY, VERILY IT IS A RACKET!

Step 3: WRENCH!
OR YOU WILL RETCH!

AT THE WRETCHEDNESS OF LA NAUSEE!



Step 4: Nuts, spares and who can spare the nuts?

WE MUST BE NUTS TO THINK THE NUCLEAR DEAL IS A CIVIL CONVERSATION AMONGST EQUALS!



Step 5: WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WILL GET THE ENTIRE LESSON WITHOUT HAVING LEARNT A LESSON?

WAH WAH!

Tools and MACHINATIONS

Muchos obligado!

HOW MUCH WILL IT COST FOR ONE LIGHTBULB AND ONE WATT?

Terminology OF TERMINATED MANLINESS AND THE TERMINATION CLAUSES OF NO CLOSURES.

THE PERPETUITY CLAUSES ARE IN ENCLOSURES LABELLED:

PERPLEXION IN PLEXIGLASS!

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DON'T EXIT!

AND THAT IS WHAT YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY EVEN THOUGH IT AIN'T REALLY GLASS OR GLASSY EYED OR EVEN GLAZED OVER WITH GLACE FOOD PLACED IN GLASS SHELVES THAT YOU CAN SEE AND SAY:

WOW! WHAT TRANSPARENCY!

VOCABULARY HELPS.

BUT THOSE WHO CAN'T EVEN VOCALISE WHAT CAN THEY?