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PENSIONERS IN POLITICS.
THIS IS THE PICK OF THE WEAK!

What's new?

...something OLD!
MAXIMUM PITY!
WONDERING?
What that something OLD is
WELL... wonder on.

While you are wondering whether something so OLD could be as good as GOLD, here's the GOLD RUSH.

THE GOONDA GOVERNMENT is rushing past the PHENOL GOLD STANDARD, pssssssssssssssssssssssssst,
phishing, phissing for compliments,
complimentary tickets but not to FOOD COURTS AT INDIA HABITAT.

So, while Feynman finds his way, finding out who or what K. stands for that JASWANT SINGH must be so muchos obrigado to thank last but not the least, leastways let us to get to MAXIMUM PITY.

WWW that is WHITE WOMAN WIDOW will no doubt be maximizing the PITY she piled on this nation when she poked her nose into politics, but the biggest joke of the day is how the RIGHT TO INFO piece of legis that she laid claim to so much acclaim already met with a calamity and then the calm before the calamity when she once again lays claim to having fobbed off the need to tinker with the piece of legis.

If that isn't lighthearted humour having a hearty laugh at the LIGHTNING bolts having their FLASHES, what is?

FALSE EYELASHES?

Now look at how funny it is.

Here we have a piece of legis THE RIGHT TO INFO ACT, ON WHICH NOBODY CAN ACT.

THEN THEY WANT TO KEEP THEIR PRECIOUS LITTLE CLERICAL ERRORS JOTTED DOWN AS TOO PRECIOUS TO BE PARTED WITH.

AND THE MEANTIME THE NOISE MILLS MAKE A BIG DIN AT JANTAR MANTAR AND LIKE CHOO CHOO MANTAR THE PRAYING MANTILLA STEPS IN TO GOBBLE UP THE PENSION BILLS!

GET IT?

HOW TRS MINISTER OF LABOUR UNDER WHOM THE PENSION BILL IS PRESENTLY IS GOING TO BE PRESENTLY PACKED OFF?
AHA.

THE GRUBBING LITTLE DUO OF DIRT POOR PRIME MINISTE BORN IN GAH OF PAKISTAN TERRITORY NOMINEE OF THE DIRT POOR ITALIAN AYAH WILL GET GREED AND AVARICE AWARDS AS HOW AFTER NATWAR SINGH WAS DONE IN SO THE MEA WAS EMPTIED OUT FOR THE NUCLEAR CIVIL DEAL, WHILE FRANK WISNER IS DOING AN INSURANCE AIG ROUND WHEN HE WAS LAST FLASHING HIS CARDS PACKED WITH POKHRAN PICTURES From his pockets that wer satellite spies own eyes in the skies and the pies in the skies and the pies on earth have their pension charts all chalked out.

So while the story doing the rounds is that KCR and sangamam will do the sangramam over the AS OLD AS GOLD TELANGANA STRUGGLE WHICH BEGAN WAY BACK WHEN THE NIZAM OF THE PEARL CITY WAS THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN, the reality is that it bites.

THAT THEY WANT A BITE OF IT ALL AND GRUB IT ALL FOR THEMSELVES.

ONCE BEFORE THE PM WANTED PENSIONS TOOKED OFF LABOUR MINISTRY AND PUT UNDER HIS OWN BUTT IN THE PMO BUT IT DID NOT HAPPEN.

THE BONG WAS TWEAKED TO MAKE A BIG DIN AND GURUDAS LIKE ALL BONGS WENT FORTHE BAIT AND STARED AT THE CHORRA CHORRI!

SO WHILE DAS GUPTO CRANKS UP THE RATCHET AND THE DIN, JUST LIKE THE DAYS OF PARTITOIN WHERE BOTH BENGAL AND PUNJAB WERE PARTITIONED BUT ONLY THE PUPPY THAT IS PUNJABI UPWARDLY MOBILE YAPDOG GOT THE DIN RIGHT TO TALK OF PARTITION PAIN AND WE DON'T GET ANY LITERARTURE ON THE BONG ANGST SO WHILE BONGS GAVE BOTH THE NATIONAL ANTHEMS, VANDE MATARAM AND JANA GANA MANA, IT IS THE PUPPY WHO GETS THE PRIME MINISTER'S POST!

AHA!
AND THE AWESOME PENSION FUNDS.

OHO!

SO, THE DIRTY DUO ARE GOING TO GET THEIR GRUBBY HANDS ON PENSION FUNDS WHICH THEY WILL PRIVATIZE TO MAKE MAXIMUM PROFIT WHILE THEY SLUG OUT THE SAME OLE SLOGAN:

GARIBI HATAO!

AND KEEP A SILENCE SO SHOCKING OVER ABU GHRAIB.



So folks the secret's out!

THAT TO KEEP THEIR SECRETS, PERSONAL SECRETS PERSONAL, THEY WILL SECRETLY SELL THE STATE TO NON-PERSONS.

AND MAINTAIN THE STATUS QUO OF STOIC SILENCE OF IMPOSING SILENCE ON THE STOICS!

WHEN ROBERT MAXWELL DROPPED DOWN LIKE A STONE TO ATONE FOR HIS PENSION FRAUD INTO THE MEDITERRANEAN HE ONLY SURFACED AS SUPERFICIAL AS THE SUPERFLUOUS FALSE EYELASHES ON THE SUPERFLUID PENSION FUNDS WHICH WILL GO TO WISNER.

ARE YOU WISTFUL?
NO?

WISER?

GOOD.

THAT THEY THINK WE ARE NO WISER?

NOT SO GOOD.
TELANGANA WILL REMAIN JUST LIKE THAT.

IF THE ITALIAN AYAH WHO PROMISED THE TRS SO MUCH FOR HAVING BOOSTED THE ELECTORAL PROSPECTS IN AP STATE TO AN AWESOME MAJORITY OF SEVEN UP OVER THE NEAREST NEXT THAT IS BJP THEN WITH CONGRESS HAVING ONLY BEEN ONE PERCENT UP OVER THE NEAREST NEXT WHICH IS TDP CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHY TRS MUST WALK OUT WHEN THE CONGRESS TWAS THAT FAILED TO KEEP A PROMISE?

OR LED TRS DOWN THE PRIMROSE PATH?

IT IS THE CONGRESS WHICH MUST AFTER MAKE THE PRIM POSES AROUND RAJIV GANDHI'S SAMADHI WHO MUST MAKE AUTHENTIC THEIR FALSITIES!

So, THE CONNECTION BETWEEEN WISNER IN INDIA AGAIN AT THE SAME TIME AS TRS WALK OUT AND THE PRIVATIZATION OF PENSION FUNDS IS ALL TOO CLEAR.

AND THE ONLY THING LEFT IS FOR ROBERT MAXWELL TO WALK IN WITH HIS NEW PLASTIC SURGEON PACKAGED FACE FULL OF MAKE UP!


AND THEN THE PENSIONS OF OLD FOLKS WHO SAVED FOR THEIR DAYS WHEN THEIR HARD WORKING DAYS WERE LONG DONE WILL GO VAMOOSE.

LIKE THE VAMPIRE'S VAPID VANITY.

OR IS THAT NOT THE BORNFIRES OF VANITIES CALLED:



INANITIES.

IN WHICH INDIA IS PRESENTLY CAUGHT UP?
WHILE THE WHITE WOMAN WIDOW MAXIMIZES ON THE PITY WE CAN END UP WITH THE MAXIMUM PITY.

SO IF KCR HAD AN ANY CONCEPT OF DESH BHAKTI AND MUKTI HE WILL NOT LET GO OF PENSION FUNDS INTO THE HANDS OF THE PIMPS [AS THEY ARE DISAFFECTIONATELY CALLED] PACKED INTO THE PMPS THAT IS PRIME MINISTER'S PESHI LONG PAST THEIR PRIMES.

AND IT IS A MAXIMUM PITY OF THIS VAST NATION THAT AN UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER AND A LOSER HOME MINISTER HAS A ONE SEAT WINNER MANILA CONGRESS PARTY ANIL AGARWAL BUDDY CHIDS AS THE FINANCE MINISTER AND THE THREE MP PARTY PASWAN IS THE MINISTER OF PHARMA AND MORE AND FIVE MP PARTY OF TRS WILL NOW LET GO OF PENSION FUNDS TO THE PIMPS IN THE PMO AND THEN THE MAJORITY OF THEM ARE OUTSIDE SUPPORTERS BEING ONE MP BY MP TAKEN DOWN LIKE MULAYAM HAS THREE DEPLETED STOCK IN THE ASSEMBLY WHERE HE IS RULING FROM HIS MINORITY SO THE STORY OF MAXIMIZING MINORITY REGIMES IS JUST THIS:

ROBERT MAXWELL MAY ACTUALLY BE MAXIMALLY WELL AND SWISS PLASTIC SURGEONS HAVE PUT ON A NEW FACE WHILE PENSIONS WON'T HAVE A FACE TO SHOW IN THE FUTURES WHICH IS BACK WHERE IT WAS THE ORWELLIAN ANIMAL FARM: NOT A SOU FOR THE SOW!

OR AS YOU SOW, SO YOU RIP!


RAJIV, REST IN PEACE.

THE NATION IS RIPPED OFF BY YOUR WHITE WOMAN WIDOW!

AND THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN MELLOW AS SO SALLOW.

AND SHALLOW.

WHICH IS THE REAL LOWDOWN THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DIP AND THE MYSTERY OF THE MIRACLE WATERS ALLOW YOU A SIP.

IF NOT DEADLY THEN NOT ACTUALLY THE MAXIMUM CURE IN A MAHIM CREEK IN THE MAXIMUM CITY.

WHICH IS A MAXIMUM PITY THAT THE WHITE WOMAN WIDOW KEEPS SO MUM OVER THE TELANGANA STATEHOOD AND CONTINUES TO COLLECT REVENUES FROM ALL AVENUES AS THE PRAYING MANTIS IN THE MANTILLA WHILE MAKING A MESS OF THE MEDITERRANEAN MESSIAH'S MISSION MESSING AROUND WITH PENSION FUNDS WHILE BLAMING TRS FOR WALKING OUT FOR WHAT IS CLEARLY HER OWN FAILURE!

WHICH IS WHY BOTH THE PM ANDH IS MOUTHPIECE LATTU, ARE BLATHERING ON ABOUT LABOUR LAWS!

BECAUSE THAT IS THE LAST THE LAWS WOULD HAVE SEEN OF LABOUR WHILE HE AS THE NOTIONAL PM WILL LABOUR SO HARD TO MEET AND CONSPIRE IN SECRECY WITH THE PRESIDENT OVE WHAT TRANSPIRED ON THAT DAY IN MAY WHEN THE ITALIAN AYAH WAVED A GESTURE OF GRANDEUR TOWARD MANMOHAN MOUSE TO SAY: 'THE NATION IS SAFE IN THE DOCTOR'S HANDS.'

DOCTORED TRUTH NOT ON DOCUMENT, NOW WHAT CAN YOU GET OUT OF THAT ON THE RIGHT TO INFORMATION ACT ON WHICH THERE IS NO DOCUMENT, NO NOTINGS, NO FILINGS?

AND THEN THE SHOW WITH THE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN DELIVERING THE JUDGEMENT INSTEAD OF TALKING FROM PUBLIC FORA?

EH?

IS THIS POLITICS OF MINIMALIZING TRUTH OR ECONOMY OF TRUTH OR NOT THE HOLE TRUTH INTO WHICH THE HOBBIT WENT AS A MATTTER OF HABITUAL LYING?

FILINGS?

IRONED OUT WRINKLES?

OR STEEL FRAMED?


OR WISH FULFILLINGS?

OF FISHY CALLED WANNABES?


FILINGS?

RUST TO DUST?
PERHAPS.


"O! DEATH WHERE IS THY 'STING'?
[DID YOU SAY OPERATION?]
O! GRAVE WHERE IS THY 'MYSTERY'?
OR IS THAT NOT REALLY VICE-VERSA?

THAT MOST MYSTERIES END UP IN GRAVES?

WATERY GRAVES?
WEEPY?
OR SWEEPSTAKES SO WEEPY THAT THEY GET WASHED AWAY?
EH?

AHA!

NOW THE SUDDEN TWITCH OF THE TRS SANGAMAM FOR SANGRAMAM IS CLEAR WHY SANGA REDDY IN MEDAK DISTRICT ONCE VOTED FOR INDIRA GANDHI AND THE STAINED GLASS IN THE CHURCH THERE STILL CLEARLY SHOWS THE CROSS OF CALVARY!

AND A DOUBLE CROSS DHAMAKA OF THE ROMAN RIFF RAFF WHEN IT RISES TO POWER!


THRICE WAS HE
THE CROWN OFFERED
AND THRICE DID
HE THROW IT DOWN.

OHO?

WHICH PRINCIPALITY WAS IT?


SURELY NOT RAE BARAELI?
SHE HAS ALREADY SULLIED IT FOR THREE TIMES!
QUIT RIBBING.

THE RIGGING NEVER QUITS THE RIGGED VEDA OF MAXIMUM MAJORITIES.


TOUCHE!

TOKYO TOYS THAT ARE CALLED EVM'S DON'T HAVE A PROPER PAPER TRAIL WHICH IS THE MISSING MESSED UP GRAIL OF THE INDIAN ELECTIONS WHERE THE BANE OF THE FAUX GANDHI CAN CONTINUE TO MAXIMIZE THEMSELVES AT THE EXPENSE OF THE NATION AS THE BENE-DICTION OF THIS NATION WHEN DICTION IS WHAT IS LACKING FROM THE ONE WHO CAN'T EVEN READ LET ALONE LEAD.

OR WRITE WITH A LEAD PENCIL.

WHICH IS REALLY GRAPHITE.


SO THE GRAPHIC JOKE IS AS COSMIC AS COSMETICS.

THE CHANGES BETWEEN MINORITY GOVERNMENTS ARE COSMETIC AS TO BE SO COMIC THAT THE MINORITY GET THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MAJORITY GET TO PROP UP THE PROPS WITH PROMPT CARDS!

AND CLAP AT PROMPTS AND FALL INTO THE TRAPS AT TAPS.

AND THE CLAPTRAP IS NOT EVEN AT CLAPHAM JUNCTION!!!!!

CLEARLY?

GOT OR NOT GOT, ANOTHER BOTTLE BATHOS?

HAVE ANOTHER ROMAN BATH!

DID MAXWELL RISE LIKE A BATH DUCK AFTER DUCKED INTO THE WATERS.

EXACTLY.

WHICH IS WHY THE CLICHE GOES TRUE TO IT'S TRUISM:

DUCK OFF A WATERS BACK.
AND BACK?
EXACTLY.

LIKE BRANDED 'DUCKBACK' RAINCOAT, RUNNING OFF WITH THE SAVINGS FOR A RAINY DAY.

AH! PENSION FUNDS.

DID WISNER LEAVE BEHIND THE PICTURES OF POKHRAN.

CAUGHTCHA.

HE IS NOW RUNNING INSURANCE.

OR WILL BE RUNNING OF WITH THE ASSURANCE THAT INSURANCE FOR A RAINY DAY WILL HAVE NO RAINY RUN IN WITH RUINS OF THE ROMAN DECLINES.

OH GIBBON.

COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT BETTER TO GANDHI COULD HE?

DECLINE AND FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE.


THRICE DECLINE
NEVER FALL
FOR THE ROMAN EMPIRE.

FOR IT ALL FALLS DOWN?
TUSH DOWN!


RING-A-RING-A-RACKETS
POCKETS FULL OF PACKETS
PARLIAMENT FULL OF PICKPOCKETS
HUSH UP! PUSH UP!
ALL FELL DOWN.

TUSH DOWN!
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SO THE ETHICS OF THE STORY IS THAT IN COALITION GOVERNMENTS THERE SHOULD BE PROPORTIONATE APPORTIONING OF THE OFFICES OF FISEHS AND LOAVES AND NOT GIVE ALL THE FISHES TO THE LOAFERS AND LOOFAHS TO THE ROMANS WHO CAN'T EVEN READ ROMAN NUMERALS!


What you can rest assured is that neither of the HIJRA RAJ neither NOMINATOR NOR NOMINATED WILL BE NOTING DOWN THEIR MEMOIRS!

MARK THEIR LACK OF WORDS AND THE NUMBER OF MEMENTOS THEY WILL COLLECT! WITH A MOMENT'S LOSS THEY WILL KEEP MUM AND MAKE OTHERS LOSE THEIR WORDS.

OR FALL ON THEIR OWN WORDS.

BUT WORD IS OUT, THAT NO WORD WILL BE OUT ON THE RTI ACT THAT ON THAT DAY IN MAY, 18TH MAY 2004, OR PERHAPS 20TH WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA, THE NOMINATED PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA AND THE NOMINATOR OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA WILL BE A NO-MO OF HISTORY.

AND HISTORY WILL NOT JUDGE WHETHER THIS NOMINATED NISHAAN WAS STRONG OR WEAK BUT WHAT WILL BE HISTORY IS HOW THE DIRTY POOR ALWAYS RISE TO THE HIGHEST PERCHES WITHOUT HAVING THE PURCHASING POWER IN ELECTORAL POLITICS!

AND THAT IS THE REAL PITS OF THE MAXIMIZATION OF PITY.
THAT THE PITIABLE LACK OF POLITICAL POWER MAKES THEM SO POWERFUL AS TO MAKE THE PEOPLE PITIABLE!

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ZEN, NOW YOU GOT ANOTHER BUTT COMING!