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FREEDOM IS FUN! THE FANNY SIDE OF LIFE!! click: CHUCKOUT PILLOW CHICKENOUT SOUPCON FOR SUPERHEAVIES?

IS THAT LOUD AND CLEAR.

THAT THE LOUD MUST CLEAR OUT!

For Crying out LOUD!

AT THE OVERLORDS?

BUT--

THEY ARE SO LOUD!



When you look around at the statues you wonder why were they struggling so hard, and struggling for so long?



For crying out loud, why did they not laugh them out of court&country?

Boy! But they were so LOUD!



WEARING A TOPHAT, CARRYING A BIG BRIT BLACK BROLLY, OVERBEARING, OVERSEEING, OVERSNEERING?



SURELY IT WAS OBVIOUS?

THEY WEREN'T CUT OUT FOR SUBTLITIES NOT EVEN SUBTITLES TO TITHES THEY COLLECTED AS COLLLECTORS ON BEHALF AND AT THE BEHEST OF THE BRITISH QUEEN?



COME! COME!

THEY WERE THAT LOUD!



SO WHY WEREN'T THE FREEDOM FATHERS LAUGHING THEM OUT OF TOWN&COUNTRY?



THEY WERE LIKE CLOWNS.

PRETENDING TO BE KINGS!

WEREN'T THEY?



WITH RUDDY RED NOSES, IN THE INDIAN SUMMER.

RUNNING FOR COVER?

WITH THEIR OFFENDED AIRS?

FENDING OFF THE OFFENDERS WITH THEIR BIG BRIT BLACK BROLLIES?



THEY WERE CLEARLY OFF THEIR TROLLEYS? EH?



SO BY JOLLY, WHY WEREN'T THEY LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN AND COUNTRY?



THAT IS WHAT IS SO FUNNY.



THAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS NEVER SAW THE FUNNY SIDE OF THE FANNY.



THEY SAT THERE, IN THEIR DHARNAS, DOING DHYANAS.

LOOK, JUST YOU LOOK! AT THE STATUE OF THE MAHATMA, AT THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT?



SITTING THERE SO PEACEABLY POURED INTO THE PLACID PLACE IN PARLIAMENT SQUARE, LOOKING DOWN THE TIP OF HIS NOSE THROUGH HIS PINCE NEZ, PONDERING ON THE PONDEROUS THINGS, SITTING ZAZEN HOPING ZEN WILL COME AND ZEN WHAT?



THAT WAS THE QUESTION.



HE NEVER ANSWERED THAT TO THE PERFECTION OF ZEN, DID HE?



HE NEVER ENSURED WE HAD ENDURING INNNER PARTY DEMOCRACY DID HE?

HE HAD HIS INNER PEACE BUT WE NEVER HAD HAD INNER PEACE DID WE? NOT SUBSEQUENT TO INDIRA GANDHI'S DARK DAYS OF DEMOCRACY NOR AFORE WHEN HER FATHER SAT THERE FOR ALL THOSE YEARS TILL HE DROPPED DOWN DEAD ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR?



NOT ONCE DID WE HAVE INNER PARTY DEMOCRACY DID WE?



SO IF THEY NOMINATE THEMSELVES TO ALL THE NOTIONAL STATES OF THE NATION WHICH IS EVEN MORE NOTINAL NOW THAN NATIONAL WHAT KIND OF A NATION DID THE FATHER OF THE NATION LEAVE US AS A NOTION?

EH?



HE WAVED THE LAST EUROPEAN PRETENDER THROUGH BY THE BANKS OF THE RIVER RAVI AND THE RAVE REVIEWS OF THE RAJ DOGS NEVER LEFT THE DAY TO LEAVE THE DOGS DAYS BEHIND, DID THEY?



THEY ARE BACK AGAIN WITH THEIR DOGGY BAGS WITH THEIR DOGGED PERSISTENCE TO HAVE THE SAME FOISTED SO CULLED FIRST FAMILY, THE SAME DOUBLE BARRELED FAUX FAMILY NEHRU-GANDHI GRABBED POWER AND REDUCED INDIA TO GARIBI NOW UNDER THE GRAB AND GRIB OF THE GORI!

I MEAN THE LAST EUROPEAN PRETENDER NEHRU TENDERED THE NATION TENDERISED LIKE A CHOICE JUICY BIT OF MEAT BACK TO THE EUROCENTRICKS DIDN'T HE?

THAT WE SHOULD NOW HAVE A MUSSOLINI KA SEPOY KA BETI AS OUR BETE NOIRE FROM WHICH TO ESCAPE WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE MOUSY CREATURE LIKE MANMOHAN SINGH WITHOUT A KNOWN SURNAME IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN?



IS THIS WHAT THAT LONG AND ARDUOUS AHIMSA STRUGGLE WAS ALL FOR?



THAT IS THE QUESTION WE MUST ASK OUR STATUES WHO SIT THERE PRETENDING TO BE THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND ONLY CATCH PIGEON DROPPINGS AS THEIR OFFERINGS FROM THE HIGH HEAVENS!



WOULD HIGH HEAVENS HAVE FALLEN IF THEY FELL FLAT ON THEIR FANNIES AND LAUGHED AT THE FUNNIES THAT WERE SO FOREIGN?



REALLY. THEY HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOURS DID THEY?

NOT VATHAM, KAPPATAM, PITTAM!



THOUGH THE COLONISERS SUFFERED FROM PITTAM ,THAT IS BUNGED UP COLONIC CONSTIPATIONS THEY DID NOT USE COLOURFUL LANGUAGE DID THEY?



THEY WERE POLITICALLY CORRECT BEFORE POLITICALLY CORRECT BECAME AU FAIT?



SO THEY WERE SO AHEAD OF TIMES, THAT TIME ITSELF STAYED AHEAD OF THEM AND FREEDOM RAN FAR AHEAD OF THEM TO LEAVE THEM SITTING LIKE STATUES IN PARLIAMENT SQUARES AND ASSEMBLIES LOOKING FOR PIGEONS TO DROP THEIR PIGEONHOLED POST AND SAY: WHAT IS POST IN THE POST-MODERN IF POCO-POMO IS POST COLONIAL POST MODERN WHAT IS POST IN THE POSTE-MODERN?



THAT IS WHERE THE POST IS FIRST READ BY THE ONES WHO ARE IN THEIR POSTS WITHOUT EARNING THEIR POSTS.



GET IT?



THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM BRINGS.

COMPLETE CURTAILMENT OF PRIVACY.

COMPLICATED PRIVATION OF PRIVELEGE.

AND DEPRIVATION.



GARIBI HATAO?

MAKE POVERTY HISTORY?



ARE THEY QUESTIONED AT ALL?



ABOUT THESE SILLY SLOGANS.



WHEN THEY ARE SUCH SLOW COACHES STAGE COACHED BY THE STATUS QUO TO STAY PUT?



AND HATAO OF THE GARIB IS WHAT WE GET, WHILE GORY GANDHI IS BUSY SENDING CHADDORS TO THE GHARIB SAHIB AND CONNVING WITH COMPLICTY OVER THE ABU GHRAIB.

IS THAT THE GRAIL OF THE GORA GORY STORY OR NOT?



SO WHY WEREN'T THEY LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN&COUNTRY.



THEY WERE SO LOUD!



AND TACKY.



JUST LIKETHE GORI GANDHI PRESIDENT OF THE CONGRESS COMPRESSED COMPROMISED PARTY OF INDIA, WITH HER STARCH STIFF ATTITUDE AND WEARING HER STARCH STIFF SARIS WHILE SHE HASN'T EVEN PAID FOR HER FAIR TO THE FOOD COURTS IN INDIA TO HOLD COURT OR HAVE A ROMAN STARCHED SARI EMPORIUM AT DILLI HAAT?



BADA HAATH DIYA KYA?

DOES GHARIB SAHIB HAVE AN ANSWER?

OR SHALL WE SAY,

FROM AJMER

TO AAJ MAAR

IT IS THE SAME GOLI MAAR

FROM THE GORA GORI

GHOST WRITTEN

GUT WRATH STORIES

BAAR BAAR LOOT MAAR?



SO FROM BHARAT BHAGAO ANDOLAN TO BAHAR KA BAHU IT IS ONE GOLE CHAKKAR CALLED: GOLE MAAL!



NOW HOW DO YOU SCORE THAT GOAL?



WITH ANOTHER FREEDOM STRUGGLE?



WITH SOME WRIGGLE ROOM LEFT IN CASE IT FAILS?



TO FALL FLAT ON THE FANNY AS HOW FUNNY IT ALL IS?



IF ONLY WE HAD ONE GOAL, THAT ONLY THOSE WHO SCORE THEIR OWN GOALS MAKE THE GRADE THE GOVERNMENT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO GONE AS TO BE SO FAR GONER ON THE NUCLEAR CIVIL DEAL.



AND AT THE END OF IT ALL, WHAT WOULD WE HAVE GAINED?



IF IF IT FELL FLAT THROUGH WHICH IT IS BOUND TO.

WITH OR WITHOUT A SPIRAL BOUND SMALL PRINT THAT NOBODY HAS READ THROUGH IT WILL FALL THROUGH.



IF NOT BY THE ACTUARIES THEN BY THE ANTIQUARIANS.



FOR THE ANTIQUATED NOTION IS THAT IT IS NOTEWORTHY IF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF NOTEKEEPING OR NOTETAKING.



NOT AT ALL.



OR HANG ONTO NOTINGS AS IF THEY ARE FILINGS FROM THE FARTHEST SHORES OF THE FARTHEST FUTURES WHICH WILL NEVER BE VISITED EVEN IN OUR WILDEST DREAMS.



DRUM THAT UP AGAIN.



AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE?



IF AS LP HARTELY PUT IT IN THE APTLY NAMED:

GO BETWEEN

'THE PAST IS A ANOTHER COUNTRY

THEY DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY THERE.'



THEN WHY ARE WE WAVING THE FLAGS OF THE PAST AND FLAGGING THE SLOGANS OF THE PAST?



MAKE POVERTY HISTORY?

GARIBI HATAO?



AND HOPE TO REACH TWENTY TWENTY WITH VISION TWENTY TWENTY AND THEN WHAT?



HAVE ONE LIGHT BULB IN LIGHTYEARS THAT GREEN MONSTERS OF GREED AND AVARICE CAN SELL US FROM THE U.S. IN LIGHTYEARS THAT ARE LIGHTYEARS AWAY AND WE PUT WITH BUREAUCRACKED PRIME MINISTER LIKE BULGHUR CRACKED WHEAT FROM THE BULGHARS, WHO WILL BULWARK ALL THE HARD WORK OF THE INDIAN SCIENTISTS WITH A FREE BULLWORKER THROWN IN SO HE CAN GET TO FLEX HIS BICEPS AND SHOW WHAT MUSH-KILLS HE HAS GROWN EVEN UNDER THE THUMB-O-LINE OF THE GORI AND YES, EVEN THEN IT WILL TAKE HOW MANY TO CHANGE THAT LIGHT BULB?



NONILLION!



IS THAT WHY UNIFORMED SERVICES ARE GUARDING THE NUCLEAR INSTALLATIONS SO THE STEAL SYNDROME CAN CONTINUE RUNNING THEIR SIN DRONES THROUGH AND THROUGH LIKE THE STORY PUT OUT THAT THE PM'S PERSONAL SECURITY WAS BREACHED BY THREE CRPF MEN WHO WERE WHATEVER ACRONYM THAT IS THE LATEST HALLOWEEN FRIGHTENER OF THE HAS BEENS?



YES?



WHICH IS HOW SCORPENE AND WAR ROOM LEAKS HAPPENED AND PATHAK LEAKS HAPPENED AND THE REST OF THE LIMITLESS LEAKS FROM GOVERNMENT TAPS WHICH ARE ILLEGAL TAPS BY THE GOVERNMENT?



EH?





'HOW MANY BUREAUCRACKS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A COUS COUS?



WHAT IS THAT A LEBANESE DISH OR NOT?



NOT. THAT IS WHERE BULGHUR WHEAT IS MORE CRACKED THAN WHOLEMEAL AND THE BULGHARS DON'T FORM THE BULWARK OF THE BULKBUYS OF BULBS BUT WE PAY BY BULK FOR THE BULBS WE CAN'T BUY AND IN ANY CASE THE BUREAUCRACKS CAN'T CHANGE LIGHTBULBS, AND IN ANY CASE A SINGLE LIGHTBULB TO BE CHANGED BY THE BUREAUCRACKS NEEDS FIFTY FOUR.



ONE TO CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB, THAT IS AFTER A NICE SABBATICAL IN THE WASP INDUSTRY JUST LIKE WHEN PLANNING COMMISSION MONTY ALOO AND PRIME MINISTER MANMOHAN MOUSE AND THE EMPTIED OUT MEA, HAD THEIR RUNNING WITH THE HAIRS AND HUNTING WITH THE WOLF AFTER WOLF IN THE WORLD BANK [IS THAT A JOB SPECIFICATION THAT THE HEAD OF THE BANK MUST BE CALLED WOLF?], THAT TOO, AFTER THEIR SABBATICAL STINTS IN THE FUND, WHO WILL THEN EMPLOY SHINDE TO DO THE SAME THING HE DID WITH ENRON IN BOMBAY TO MAKE INDIA A COMPLETE BLACKOUT, AND THEN THERE WILL BE FIFTY THREE MORE BUREAUCRACKS SITTING IN COMMITTEES COLLECTING THEIR COMMISSIONS TO DODGE THE PAPER WORK WHILE PRETENDING TO DO THE PAPER WORK!



SO THE DUO OF THE ITALIAN AYAH AND THE MOUSY MANMOHAN SINGH DOING THE SCHISM OF ECONOMICS AND POLITICS BUT NOT RESPECTIVELY, SO MUCH AS REVERSALS OF NATIONS TO RETURN TO RESERVATIONS, COULD HAVE BEEN LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN&COUNTRY FOR REDUCING THE COUNTRY TO SUCH ONION PEEL TEARS OVER THE RISING PRICES OF ONIONS.

BUT THOSE WHO HAVE LOST THEIR ONIONS, CAN'T TELL A PEEL FROM A PEAL., SO THE FINAL COURT OF APPEAL HAS ALSO RESERVED IT'S JUDGEMENT AND SITTING ON IT FOR SO LONG THAT IT REFUSES TO BUDGE FROM THE BUTT------



AND WHILE WE WAIT TO HEAR WITH BATED BREATH, FROM THE SUPREME COURT OF INDIA ON THE CORE CONSTITUTION THAT CANNOT BE TINKERED, SOLDERED AND TAILORED TO THE SPY'S EYE AILMENTS WITH VISION 2020 RESTORATIVES WHICH WILL HAVE TO WAIT TILL WE HIT THE YEAR 2020, PERHAPS, FOR DODGING THE DOCKET ISSUE FOR SO LONG DOGGING THE NATION, SO THE DOGDAYS ARE NOT ONLY BACK BUT BACK WITH THEIR BAGS, DOGGY BAGS TO HAVE LEFTOVERS TAKEN OVER, HOME&AWAY WHILE WE HAVE NO SAY AS TO WHEN THE SUPREME COURT WILL SAY IF IT WILL SAY OR STAY THE UNCONSCIONABLE TINKERING SOLDERING AND TAILORING THE CORE CONSTITUTION FOR THE SPY'S EYE AILMENTS, SO THE PINCE NEZ QUESTION IS RATHER SIMPLE: IS IT THE COUNCIL OF STATES OR NOT?



IF NOT THEN WHY ARE WE HAVING STATES?



WHICH MEANS FEDERALISM IS FEATHER-WEIGHT AND THOSE WITH FEATHER PILLOWS ARE HAVING THE NICELY FILLING WITH DOWN PILLOWS TO THROW THEIR LIGHTWEIGHTS AROUND!



FUNNY ISN'T IT?



HOW THOSE TOO FOND OF THEIR OWN FREEDOMS TO HAVE IT ALL FREE, MAKE FREE TO FOSTER THE STATE TO FOREIGN YOKELS?



YOICK! YOICK!

YUCK.



THEY COULD HAVE BEEN CHUCKED OUT WITH A CHUCKLE.



THEY COULD HAVE.



THEY COULD HAVE TAKEN DOWN WITH ONE LOUD SHOUT OF LAUGHTER AND FOREVER AFTER.



FREEDOM WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED ON FALLOW GROUND.



BUT THE FOUNDING FATHERS, THEY NEVER SAW THE FUNNY SIDE OF FANNY.



THEY SAT THERE LIKE STATUES AND HOPED IT WOULD FALL FROM HEAVENS OR THAT HIGH HEAVENS WOULD FALL DOWN FLAT ON THE GROUND IF THEY LAUGHED THEIR FANNIES OFF AT THE FUNNIES?



ATHIDI DEVO BHAVO!



GIVING BHAV, SO MUCH BHAV, FOR THE BORES.



THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH BORROWED MORES.



SAY NO MORE.



NO MORE MORES FROM THE BORES.



OR 'BORROWINGS' [HYPERLINK TO MOUTHTRAP HERE!

AND THEN HYPERLINK IT RIGHTBACK!].



SO THEY SAT THERE, HOPING TO BECOME STATUES ONE DAY, IN PARLIAMENT SQUARE AND IN ASSEMBLIES AND ON TANK BUND ROADS AND THEY DID CATCH THE PIGEON DROPPINGS.



BUT DID THE HEAVENS FALL?



NAH. THEY NEVER SAW THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE.



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P.S. AS FOR HOW THE CAREERISTS ARE ALL CRUMBLING UNDER THE EDIFICE OF THE HIJRA RAJ, FROM DOCTOR P VENUGOPAL OF AIIMS WHO FOLLOWED ON VERGHESE KURIEN OF AMUL TO THE LONG TERM SERVERS IN PARLIAMENT LIKE SOMNATH TO GAVIT NINE TIMERS AND TEN TIMERS WHO HAVE WON THEIR ELECTIONS ARE BEING BARBATHFIED BY THE BATHOS OF THE HIJRA RAJ OF HIM AND HER, HIM WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITY AND SHE WITHOUT ACCOUNTABILITY PASSING THE BALL LIKE THE BALL IS IN THEIR OWN COURT, HOLDING COURT, GIVING CERTIFICATES OF GOOD SPEECH READING SKILLS TO EACH OTHER WHICH IS EVER SO FUNNY THAT IT IS A SHOCK THE NATION IS NOT SHAMED INTO FALLING FLAT ON THE FANNY!



RING-A-RING-A-RACKETS

POCKETS FULL OF PACKETS

HUSH UP! PUSH UP!

ALL FELL DOWN!

TUSH DOWN!

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SO EVERY SCIENTIST FROM ANIL KAKODKAR WAS INDIVIDUALLY THREATENED WITH SHAME AND SCANDAL IN A LONG BLEMISHFREE CAREER AND HOW CAN YOU EXPECT BHARAT TO BECOME A BETTER PLACE WITH THESE BANANA SPLITS WHERE THEY HAVE THE DESSERTS AND THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY PUT IN THE WORK EARN THEIR UNJUST SAUCES?

EH?

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HOLD THE HIGHER UPS TO BE ACCOUNTABLE!

WHY ARE SO MANY HONEST TO HARD WORKING PEOPLE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME IN THE HIJRA RAJ?

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ZEN, NOW YOU GOT ANOTHER BUTT COMING!