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PROVIDENSE BEYOND PLUTONIUM

PROVIDENSE
A PRESCRIPTION PAID IN DENSE LACK OF UNDERSTANDING WHERE THE PHARMA FELLA WILL FILL IT OUT AND BILL IT TO THE STATE DEPARTMENT OF XENOSFOBS.
THAT IS THOSE WHO FOB OFF THEIR PERSONAL PHOBIAS AS STATE SPONSORED XENOSPHILES AND HAS SUCH LOWLYING LABELS AS MULTI-CULTI, PLURALISM, AND AS IF THAT WAS NOT A SPELLING PROBLEM ENOUGH COMPOUND IT WITH CULTURAL PLURALISM, AND AS IF THAT WAS NOT.................
PHILLISTINES AS THEY WOULD SAY AND PUT THEM BEYOND THE WALL FOR NOT FALLING FOR THE SAME WOLFISH WHATISH IN SHEEPISH CLODDISH CLOUTISH OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT IS WOLF THAT IS LIKE A FISH WHICH IS FISH CALLED WANDA SO WHAT IS FISHY CALLED IF NOT WANNABE?
WHO SPECIALLY ALLOW FOR OTHER FOLKS TO HAVE TO FIGHT WARS WHILE THEY WALLOW IN FRONT OF THEIR COLOUR TV?
SO THE WANNABES WAN AS THEY COME HAVE IT RATHER SIMPLIFIED BY SAMUEL P FOR PROVINCIAL HUNTINGTON WHO TAUGHT HIS CLASS OF '89 A LESSON IN A CLASH OF CIVILISATIONS.
THE SUMMATION OF THAT IS THAT COLUMBUS, THE COMMANDER OF MOSQUITOES THE  SO CALLED DISCOVERER OF AMERICA THEY RATHER MAKE AN APPALLING AMERICAN SPELLING MISTAKE FOR MOSSIES AND MOZZIES AND THE BUZZ IS THAT NOT DONE WITH THE SO CALLED AMERICAN CREED THEY WANT EVERY NEW REFUGEE THAT DESCENDS ON THE REFUGEE REPUBLIC TO BE A PAID UP SUBSCRIBER TO THE SAME CREED WHATEVER THAT IS: AS ELABORATED IN: WHO ARE WE?
EXACTLY?
THAT EXACTING. OR RATHER IN THE LACK THEREOF!
WASPish. OR WHITE ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTANT.
WHICH IS THE SAMUEL PROVINCIAL HUNTINGTON'S CREED TO WHICH ALL MUST PRESCRIBE AND TAKE AN OATH OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE BOSTON BRAHMIN OR RATHER THE DISSENTING PROTESTANTISM PURE-O-HIT.
BUT AS WITH ALL THINGS ANGLO-SAXONY IT HAD TO MAKE DO WITH ONE SPICE CALLED: AMERICAN CREED, WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT MISSED A HYPHEN THAT IS WHERE C WITH A HYPHEN HUGGED INTO IT WOULD BE G AS IN GREED!
OR WORSHIP OF MAMMON. OR THE AMERICAN GREED! FOR AFFLUENZA.
SO MAINLY IT WAS THAT ONE VERSION WHICH HE SAID EVERYONE ELSE WOULD BE A PALE IMITATION THEREOF, OR ATLEAST A PAID CUSTOMER FOR THE SAME WAN VERSION.
BUT AS SALT IS ALSO A SPICE IN LITTLE ENGLISH, THERE WAS THE PROBLEM WHERE SALT AND PEPPER WERE SAID TO BE THE SPICES AND IF YOU GOT YOUR CAYMEN PEPPERED ISLANDS THEN THE CHANNEL FUNDS IN THE ISLANDS WEREN'T FAR LEFT BEHIND, SO SALT AND PEPPER HAD A SHAKE UP AND A SHACK UP AS IN SMALL WORLD, TRADING PLACES AWD CAME UP WITH TABLETOP SPICES.
AND VOILA THERE WERE TO BE SOON
TWO VERSIONS OF ANGLO-SAXONY:
WAN AND TAN.
GENUINE WAN.
AND
FAKE TAN.
AND AS IF THINGS COULD BE ENOUGH TO CLASSIFY THE WANNABES THE AUTHENTIC PUKKA INDIAN SAHIBAS AND SAHEBS WENT INTO SHIKARA SAMMELANS AND CAME UP WITH THEIR OWN INDIA HABITAT FOOD COURT VERSIONS OF SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.
MADE IN CHINA OFCOURSE. NOT IN TAIWAN. BUT THAT TOO IS A WAN VERSION OF TAI WHICH MEANS FOR CHI TO FLOW FREELY IT MUSN'T BE WAN ANGLOSAXONY.
WITH OR WITHOUT THE HYPHEN.
SO THE INDIANS COME IN TWO VERSIONS:
TAN AND FAN.
YES THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
TAN AS A TEXTURE THAT AIN'T TEXTUAL. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT AS IT IS. THERE AIN'T NO TEXTUAL SUBSEXUAL POLITICS TO IT THAT YOU CAN POTHO ON AS A PATINA.
BUT WHAT IS FAN?
JUST THE OPPOSITE.
THAT IS FAN OF A FREE FAIR&LOVELY SACHET?
AS IF WE WOULD PAY?
NOW THAT IS AUTHENTIC INDIAN.
PUKKA PURCHASEABLE AS TO BE SO UNPURCHASING.
AS IF WE WOULD PAY!
SO PACK UP YOUR BAGS AND GO BACK.
WE AIN'T BUYING.
DENA HAI THO DE!
NAI THO MATH DE!
THE MATH DON'T ADD UP AND WE AIN'T PAYING FOR A PANKHA IF IT AIN'T HIT.
LIKE THE SHIT THAT HIT: GOD!
THAT MUST BE SOME OUTCOME AFTER SO MUCH UNDERCOVER DEALS BY THE UNDERCOVER AGENTS AND NOW MK NARAYANAN HAVING A NEAT NASTY MOUTHFUL TO SPIT OUT AT RICH BOUCHER AS IF THEY ARE IN A SHAMSHOW CALLED: SPITTING IMAGES, WE CAN'T KNOW WHAT IS PUT ON AND WHAT IS PUT OUT AND AS IF WE DON'T KNOW WHO LEFT THE MICROPHONEY ON MODE CONVERSATION THAT GOT A QUICKFIX SMILE CALLED SMIRKY WHICH QUICKLY GOT CONVERTED TO WHAT BUT: ANGLO-SAXONY PHONY!
FUNNY?
NO THEY MUST BE HAVING THE FUNNIES.
PROVIDE THEM WITH A FAN!
AND A CLUB!
TO HIT EACH OTHER AND GO: GOD! ARE YOU BEING HIT?
AND THEN USE THE CLUB TO DO DITTOl AT THE CLUBBERS.
AND THEN CALL IT ANGLO-SAXONY FAN CLUB!
OF SAMUEL P FOR PROVINCIAL HUNTINGTON CLASS OF '89 WHO TAUGHT A CLASH OF CIVILISATION AND THEN ENDED UP WITH A WEARY 'WHO ARE WE?' VERY VENERABLY.
NOT VENEREALLY WHICH WAS WHAT SOUTH AMERICA AND MOST OF AMERICAN INDIGENOUS POPULATION GOT WIPED OUT WITH. WHEN WHITE MAN BRING DISEASE!
WE ALREADY KNEW THAT WITHOUT READING THE WRISTBAND WHICH EVERY BORN AGAIN OR NEWBORN WAN THING MUST WEAR AS A MATTER OF FACT THAT CAN'T BE MASKED AT ANY MASKED BALL CEREMONIES OR CERTIFIABLE HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE TESTIMONIALS AS A TRUE MARK OF PERSONAL IDENTITIFICATION!

A COLONIAL CLERK HERE AND A KHAKI KLINGON THERE!
PLACES OF IDENTIFICATION MISSING?
OR MESS. ARMY MESS.
SO JASSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO AND MANMOHAN?
MAKING MERRY AND MAKING MONEY!
MERELY?
MOUTHFUL?
MUNCHING MUCH. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.
SIGNIFYING NOTHING.
DOING NOTHING.
NEVER FORGET THAT: DOING NOTHING.
AND THAT AIN'T DONE.
NOT IN A DEMOCRACY THAT DID IN BANGARU LAXMAN AND JAYA JAITLY FOR A FOIST ON CASE!
SO WHAT IS THE ESTABLISHMENT GOING TO DO ABOUT THE MOUTHFUL OF BALLAST FROM THE POST OF THE OPPOSITION IN THE HOUSE OF HARD OF HEARING ELDERS THE PRESENT INCUNBENT Vs. THE PAST INCUMBENT?
DO.
YES DO.
WHAT IS THE NATION DOING?
CEREMONIAL SUMP AND DUMP?
YOU BET. ALL POSTS HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO THAT.
CEREMONIAL. IN SIGNIFICANT INSIGNALIA.

AND THAT IS?
AS WAN AS IN WANNABE.

SO VERY VERY FISHY.
ANGLERS GET THEIR NAMES FROM ANGLICANS WHO ANGLE FOR VIEWS THEY CAN FLICK FROM OTHERS AND PASS IT OFF AS THEY WERE THEIR OWN AS THEY COME BACK EMPTY FROM FISHING EXPEDITIONS AND THEY CLAIM THE HAUL IS TOO BIG TO BE BROUGHT HOME IN THE BATHTUB IN WHICH THREE MISTERS AND MONTOMERRY SET SAIL!
THAT IS WHEN THE WHITE WAIL.
SETS SAIL AND DROPS ANCHOR TO TAKE STOCK.
FOR JAS AS THE FROG AIN'T SPAKE IN MESOTHERMIA WHERE IT TAKES THE TEMPERATURE OF THE MEDIUM IS THE ANCHOR AND JAS IS THE STOCK AND JAS IS TAKING THE STOCK AND PLYING THE ANCHOR WITH ANGOOTA CHAAP?
SO WHO REALLY WROTE THAT JASSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S JEVANAGATHA?
OR IS THAT JEEVITHAGAADA?
WHICH MEANS THE PAIN OF BEING IN A POSITION THAT WAS VACATED THE ONE WHO WENT INTO THE PM'S PERCH THAT IS WHAT PINCHES THE BOTTOM OF THE LEADER OF THE OPPO IS THAT IT?
OR ISN'T THAT IT?
WHEN?
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
THE OUTSOURCING OF TORMENT AND TORTURE, A STALIN TO A GULAG, A HITLER TO A HOLOCAST AND THE REST OF THE REGIMES WHERE THE WAN WHITE KEEP THEIR PLATITUDES ON PLACEMATS AND PLACEMENT SERVICES, AND THAT KEEPS UP THE PRICES OF TORPEDOES AND TANS FROM FLAKING OUT EVEN AS THEY CATCH THE FLAK.
THE MORE THE DESTRUCTION, THE MORE RECONSTRUCTION AND THE MORE THE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE PIGGY BANK WITH A PIGGY RIDE ON POLITICS AND THE PORK, OH YEAH THE PURLOINED PIECE OF PORK!
SO WHO SPOKE?
NOBODY. THEY ARE SIMPLY MAKING A BIG DIN.
AND THEN?
SO WHEN?
AH! WHEN THE HEN IS WAN AND THEN MILLICENT IN THE HANDBAG DEPARTMENT..............
THE REST AS THEY SAY IS: JASOOOOOOOOOOSI!
JAS AS THE FROG SAYS, JAS IS THE ANCHOR AND JAS IS THE STOCK AND JUS' WHEN THE ANCHOR TAKES STOCK THE MAKEUP FLAKES ON THE COLOUR TV!
OH THE WEEP! COMES UP ON THE PROMPT CARD?
WEEP ON THE BEEB?
WHAT A WALLOW TO SWALLOW. SHOWN ON THE SMALL SCREEN HOW SMALL AND PETTY MINDED THE PUT DOWN CAN BE.
WALL TO WALL IT IS ALSO CALLED: THE WAILING WALL.
AND NOBODY HEARS THE HUMANITY WAILING BY IT?
BECAUSE POLITICIANS DON'T GET PAID BACK IN JUST COINS:
CALLED WALLOP!
AND BECAUSE THE FAKERS CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE GENUINE OWNERSHIP OF THE WAILING WALL THEY PUT UP WALLS AND PRETEND TO BE AT THE MAKER'S MAKEBELIEVE.
WITH A BATTERY OPERATED FAN?
TO DRY UP THE MAKEUP?
BUT OFCOURSE. THIS TOY IS MADE IN TAIWAN!
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*****************and yes isn't that stupid word: PLURALISM a mead mouthful?
what the hell does it mean?
PLURALISM.
THAT MEANS LIKE MOUSY MAN RATUS RATUS SAID RECENTLY: 'WE ARE A DEMOCRACY'
WHICH IS CRAZY CONSIDERING HE HASN'T SHOWN THE MINIMUM CURTSY TO DEMOCRACY TO DROP HIS NAME IF NOT HIS KNEES INTO A DECENT BALLOT BOX WITH A PRINTED PAPER BALLOT HAS HE?
SO WHAT IS THIS: PLURALISM?
WHERE EVERY INDIVIDUAL IS A PLURAL PAIN IN THE NECK WHO CAN BE NECKED LIKE MOUSY GOT A NECK RUB FROM MOUSY?
OR IS THAT NOT TOO LOUSY?
THIS PLURALISM.
WHERE INDIVIDUALISM IS TOTALLY TINNED OUT OF THE TINKER'S DAMN.
THE TINKERS DON'T GIVE A DAMN AND THEY TINKER WITH WORDS SUCH AS PLURAL TO COME UP WITH ISMS SUCH AS PLURALISTS AND MORE LISTS THAT ARE AS LISTLESS AS THEY ARE LISTING.
SKEWERED PRIORITIES.
SCREWING UP THE NUTS AND BOLTS.
TO COME UP WITH THE SCHOKER:
NUTS, SCREWS AND BOLTS.
YEAH BY THE TIME YOU CAN GET TO NUTS THE SCREWING HAS BEEN AND BOLTED.
SO WHAT USE BOLTING THE STABLE AFTER THE HORSES HAVE DESTABILIZED STABILITY OF ABILITY?
PLURALISM PAYS.
IN MANY COINS.
NONE OF THEM IN CIRCULATION.
IN THE STATE OF THE STATE, IT IS PLURALISTS WITH ENDLESS LISTS LISTING LIKE LEFTOVERS FROM RELICS OF THE RELICS WHO RELISH PORRIDGE
IN A POT NINE DAYS OLD!
AND CALL IT:
WHAT ELSE BUT--------
NINE DAY WONDER!
*********************
******************
so this stupid con job as how:
WHO ARE WE?
GETS A COLLECTIVE PROTESTANT DISSENT
WHERE EVERYONE IS A PAIDUP SUBSCRIPT
FOR THE WAN SUPERSCRIPT OF
THE BONFIRES OF VANITIES
WHICH INCIDENTALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TRIPE THAT TOM WOLFE TURNED OUT
WHICH I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT BEYOND A SECONDHAND BOOK COVER
BUT THE ITALIAN COMTE WHO WENT AND BURNT PRICELESS GEMS OF WISDOM OF ESOTERIA ESPCIALLY EASTERN ESOTERICS THAT HE COULDN'T COUNTENANCE AS BEING SUPERIOR TO PAPAL PAPERS SO THAT FOURTEEN CENTURY WHEN FLORENTINE ENLIGHTMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN AT IT'S HEIGHT
THAT BORNFIRES OF VANITIES
WHICH LED TO LATTER DAY LUTHERIANS
AND SO ON BUT THAT IS NEVER MIND IS BORING
AS BOOKBURNING
AND SO IS THIS COLLECTIVE WHOOPYING OVER:
WHO ARE WE?
WHEN MAHARSHI OF ARUNACHALAM
OR WHAT'S HIS NAME
OH YES RAMANA MAHARSHI
WENT INTO HIS CHOICELESS AWARENESS OF ASKING:
WHO AM I?
WHICH HAD A SANSKRIT TONGUE:
CALLED: TELL ME!
SO HAM?
WHO AM I?
AND THE ANSWER IS:
HAM SA.
I AM THAT.
YES HAMSA IS ALSO A SWAN.
SWANNING AROUND.
AND NOT SINGING THE SWAN SONG!
ON THE WHO AM I?
BUT WHO ARE WE?
THAT IS ARROGATING UNTO ONESELF THE AUTHORITY TO SPEAK ON BEHALF OF THE MULTITUDE AND MUTILATING IT BEYOND BELIEF: OH YES A MILLION MUTINIES AND ALL OF THEM MUTE AND YOU CAN ONLY GET MORE DUMB INSOLENCE GOING ONE UP:
MOTHKO!
SO HAM?
HAM SA.
AND THAT WAS THERE:
ANOTHER DAY:
IN:
THOU ART THAT.
HOW DID IT GET TO THAT.
THAT YOU ARE THAT AND YOU BECAME A THOU BUT THOU ARE RATHER A REIFICATION OF RANCID BUTTERING UP OR RATHER RANKLESS RESTORATION TO A THING?
SO NEVER MIND THE ENDLESS REPEATS OF YOU TELL ME WHY YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT MANMOHAN'S MOUTHPIECE LATTU GOT AS AN ADD-ON REWARD FOR A BOOK JACKET THAT JAIPAL PRAISED AS RAREST OF THE RARE OF THE RARELY WRITTEN TRIPE THAT GALBRAITH DID NOT HAVE THE GALL TO PRODUCE WEARING A BRAID SO BREATHHOLDINGLY BORING WHICH IS HOW EVERYONE IS REWARDED WITH IN THE RAJ OF THE RATUS RATUS WHERE EVERYONE GETS AN EDITORIAL BOOK OR A LETTER OF LETTERS THAT DON'T MAKE IT TO THE LETTERS TO THE EDITOR BUT THE ONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY WILL HAVE A LATTU LIKE A SPINTOP AND SO INDIAN THAT A WAN WHITE THING CAN STEAL THE IDENTITY TO WHICH IS HOW SO MANY UNINDIAN MEMOIRS ARE HAVING A RACANTEURORIAL LIKE TUTORIALS ON THE INTERNET THAT INDIAN TEACHERS TEACH IN THE GRAVEYARD SHIFTS TO GORA KIDS AND SO A BOOK IN THE HOUSE OF MOUZ HOUZ IS STILL A BANANA SPLIT, TO HAWK ON BEHALF OF BAHAR KA BAHANAS AND IF THIS IS NOT MOUZ HOUZ THAT IS BANANA HOUSE REPUBLIC THEN TELL US WHAT IT IS THAT IS WHAT IS NOT WONDERSOME AS HOW SOME YIDDISH HAS CREPT INTO JASWANT'S RACONTEUREAL WHEN HE HASN'T ONE HALF WORD ON HIM IN ALL HIS MOUTHFUL OF PEBBLES SPEACHIFICATION WHICH IS HOW HE KEPT HIS TALK WITH STROBE BEYOND THE STROBELIGHTS SO IT IS WORTHWHILE ASKING ARE THERE ANY MICROPHONEY MISCHIEF BEHIND THE MASKS THAT IS MAKING SO MUCH MUSH IN THE MEDIA, AS IN THE NOUZ HOUZ, LIKE A RESEARCH WOULD REVEAL ALL THESE REVELATIONS IS NOTHING BUT THE CLINTON FAILURES
WHEN THE BAMIYAN BUDDHAS GOT A BLAST
AND HE NEVER LOOKED PAST
THE MARTINIS IN THE VINEYARDS THAT IS MARTHA'S?
AND YES HOW THE WIFEY'S RE-ELECTION FUNDING HAS A LOT TO DO WITH ALL THIS NON-PROLIFERATING PROFITEERING USING NATIVES AS ACTORS AND RACONTEURS WITH RANCOUR SO RANCID BUTTER WOULD BE NOT CALLED
MASKA POLISH?
WHERE THE WAN WHITE THINGS WON'T HAVE WORDS IN THEIR WAN WHITE PLACES BUT WILL USE THE NATIVES AS PUPPETEERS TO PROJECT THEIR PANICS?
EH?
SO THIS HAS TO DO WITH THEM AND NOT WITH US AND THE PEEVISH LACK OF PRECISION THEN IS PAYING THE PRICE NOW AND SO PAID PROFITEERING FROM LOST PINCHING SESSIONS TO SEE IF THEY ARE FOR REAL, IS WHAT IS DRIVING THIS DRIVEL?

AND NEVER MIND THE INABILITY TO PRONOUNCE A POLISH NAME PROPERLY IN ALL THE DRAMATIS PERSONAE
THE IMPERSONATORS CAN RESONATE
WITH THE SAME PHONEY
AS HOW THE PHONE CAME FROM THERE TO SAVE
ONE ROB GYORI AT ALL COSTS
AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:
INDIAN STORY!
AND RAM JETHMALANI!
SO IT IS NOW BORING TO BE BORED WITH
'YOU TELL ME WHY YOU ARE TELLING ME
AND WHY YOU DID NOT TELL THE ONE WHO CAME BEFORE ME' AND SPEAKING THROUGH LATTU WHO HAS GOT TO HAWK HIS BOOK REALLY SO IT IS VERY INCONSIDERATE OF THE ONE WHO ASKS HIM TO SPEAK ON HIS BEHALF WHEN HE CAN'T SPEAK ON HIS OWN BEHALF AS HOW ECONOMICS MUST DRIVE THE COLONIAL OFFICE TO THE 'ENLIGHTENED' NATIONAL INTEREST, ACTUALLY?
AND TELL THAT IN PUBLIC
IF NOT IN PUNJABI
SO THE PUBLIC CAN LYNCH YOU IN PUBLIC
AND I CAN CONTINUE TO TRADE THE NATION AWAY IN PRIVATE FOR PROVIDENSE HAS A DENSER SENSOR RESONANCE WITH ONE THING ALONE LIKE A TUNING FORK:
'NOW THAT YOU KNOW
WHAT ARE YOU AS CUSTODIAN
OF INDIAN ESTABLISHMENT GOING
TO DO?'
YES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
IS THIS LESS IMPORTANT THAN TEHELKA STING OPERATION ESPECIALLY AS HAS JASWANT GONE INTO A COME GET ME MASTHI MODE OF KUSTHI?
AND THE ANSWER SADLY BADLY MADLY
IS PROVINCIAL
AS IN HUNTINGTONIAN:
WHO ARE WE?
TO DO OR NOT TO DO.
WHICH IS NOTHING BUT MALIGNERING.
OF THE MALALIGNED JAW JAW!
AND SO THE SICK STATE OF THE STATE AMONGST THE SINGHS IS GOING TO SINGH THE SAME SONG:
SINGH
AND
SINGH
 =
DOUBLE STING!

SO BEING LEAST INTERESTED IN THIS
FIST WITHIN FIST
WITHOUT THE FISTICUFFS
IS NOT FAST MOVING ENOUGH TO BE GRIPPING
THOUGH THE GRIPING IS LONG PAST THE GRIPE WATER DISPENSATION. AT THIS STAGE. THE INTERSTATE IS NOT INTO ELECTION YEAR HERE BUT THERE!
SO THERE!
THE DRAMA IS HERE BUT THE CURTAINS ARE THERE!
SO THERE!
AND THE RE-ELECTION PROSPECTS OF BOTH ARE ABSOLUTELY REMOTE SO THEY WILL RIG IT ALONG AND HAVE A NEST OF FISTS WITHIN FISTS IF THE FIST IS FIT TO HAVE A FIT AS IN A FISTFUL OF RETRO-FITS!
SLUGFEST OF SINGHS.
ONE SINGH GOT A VOLCKER.
THE OTHER SINGH GOT A WAKER
WALKING ALL OVER HIS GRAVEYARD SHIFT.
AND THE OTHER IS DIGGING IN DEEP AND COMING UP WITH DIRT!
BUT NO MIRTH.

LIKE THE ONE THAT WROTE THAT TRIPE:
PRIMARY COLORS
It is a problem of primaries.
AND WINNING PRIMARIES.
AND ALL THESE PRIMED FOR THE POSTS EX-COLONIAL CLINGONS
HAVEN'T HAD IT IN THEM TO WIN ELECTIONS!
SO SELECTIONS BEING THE NOMINATION ROUTE
TO DISREPUTE NEVER MIND THE FOREIGN CERTIFICATES FROM SICKOS OUT THERE
WHO STICK BY THEM
AND
TO THEM AND BUY THEM
LIKE LEECHES
TILL INDIA
IS ALL BUT LEACHED
SO IT IS BACK TO THE BASIC
BAY SICK ISSUE OF SICKO SINGH'S
BLAH BLAH BLOGGERS BAN
HAVE YOU ANY POWER TO
S BLEACHING POWDER
THAT CAN TAN A WAN?
SO WAN INANITIES ASIDE THE YIDDISH WORDS IN JASWANT'S RACANTEURRO IS AUTEUR OTHER THAN AUTHENTIC SO THE TIC IS THAT THE LETTER IS A TICKING TIMEBOMB BLOWING UP LONG AFTER THE BUS HAS BEEN MISSED BY THE B-TEAM!
IT'S GONE BOMB-ASTIC WAY BACK IN 1999!
AND JUST A BRILLIANT BIT OF HIGHLIGHTING A BAD LETTER CANNOT PROVE IT WAS WITHIN ITS FACULTIES WHEN IT HAPPENED WAY BACK THEN!
WHICH IS WHY JASSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEPT SILENT FOR SO LONG, BECAUSE HE READ HIS OWN BOOK AND LEARNT OF IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE WAS TOLD TO FOLLOW THE TELEPROMPTER ON NTDV WHICH IS WHAT ALL POLITICIANS WHO HAVEN'T A PROPER HOMEGROWN CONSTITUENCY DO!
SO THERE!
AND BLIAR AND BILL
BOTH OF THE B-TEAM INFAMY
WHO LET BAMIYAN BUDDHAS BE BLASTED
ARE HAVING A BLAST FROM THE PAST
AND THIS IS JUST NATIVE THEATRE
ACTING IT OUT ON THEIR BEHALF
AND AT THEIR BEHEST:
TO GET BETTER BARGAINING POSITIONS VIS A VIS:
D FOR DUBYA BUSH
D FOR DICK CHENEY!
AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DELIVERY!
OF PROMISES DOWN THE PRIMROSE PATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHA!
WE SUSSED THAT OUT FOR WHAT IT WAS.
DUMB CHARADES!

SO PERCHANCE
ANONYMOUS THAT WROTE
PRIMARY COLORS
WROTE JASSOOOOOO'S MEMOIRS?
ALSO?
GOT ACCESS TO PEEPING TOM TECHNOLOGY
 AND HEARING HOD AUDIOLOGY
AND THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE YIDDISH--
PERCHANCE
THOUGH THERE ARE MORE,
SO MANY MORE SUCH SCRIBES
AND NOT ALL OF THEM ON THE PAYROLL
OF MOSSAD!
SO THERE'S RING AND RINGS OF SPIES
RUNNING RACKETS AND JACKETS
AND NOT ALL OF THEM NEHRUVIAN
OR ADMIRING NEHRUVIAN!
WHICH IN ANY CASE IS ALL VERY--------
ANTIDIVUDELIAN
OR VERY EMINENTLY
UNSALEABLE EVEN
AT THE FLEA MARKET
SO
THE ONLY TERM OF OFFICE
WE COULD COME TO TERMS WITH!
SHOULD BE-----
TERMS OUT!
TURF 'EM OUT!
THAT INCLUDES THE B-TEAM
FOR FAILING SO ABYSMALLY
OVER THE BAMIYAN BUDDHAS
AND ALSO SUSHIL SHINDE
FOR NOT SHEDDING LIGHT
EVEN AFTER BEING SHREDDED
IN THE OFFICE MACHINE
BY ENRON AND LAY GETTING
A DECENT CREM JOB!
SO HOW COME IF THOSE WHO FAIL ARE NOT FAILED BY THE SYSTEM BUT WILL WITHOUT FAIL COME TO FAIL  THE SYSTEM?
EH?
WHICH IS WHY FLAWED CREATURES KEEP UNFAILINGLY TURNING UP LIKE THE PROVERBIAL BAD PENNIES AND SOME ON BAIL BUT MOST NEVER EVEN WITHIN WHISTLING IN THE DARK VICINITY OF A JAIL SO THE SYSTEM CAN KEEP A NICE VICTIMIZATION VICTORY GIVEN WINNER WHEN THE UNELECTED, THE UNEARNED, THE UNELECTABLE, THE UNDELECTABLE, THE VEGETABLE GET TO RUN THE COMATOSE STATE!
WHICH IS WHY DUBYA POST HIS LOST ELECTION AND MANMOHAN WHO NEVER EVEN NEED WIN OR LOSE TO GET THE PERCH GET TO SIGN ON THE BIG DEAL WHICH WILL STEAL INDIAN SCIENTISTS OF SIXTY YEARS OF HARD GRINDING WORK!
OR AS SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE DISPAIRED:
LOVE'S LABOUR LOST.
FOR THEY WERE PAID A PITTANCE.
AND THEY DID IT ALL FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE AND NOT AN ECON PROF WHO CAN'T EVEN PEN HIS OWN THOUGHTS AND PLUGS IT ONTO LATTU WITH A JAIPAL'S GONE OFF LABEL: RAREST OF THE RARE.
REALLY?
THEN WHY JAIPAL IS MAHABOOBNAGAR SO BACKWARD?
AND WHY IS GAH LIKE THAT MANMOHAN?
WHICH IS WHY JAIPAL NEVER WENT BACK TO MAHABOOBNAGAR AND MANMOHAN CANNOT EVEN WIN THE SARPANCH ELECTION IN GAH.
SO THERE.
WHAT'S THERE IN THEM?
EH?
SO HOW COME THE SAME FAILURES
COME BACK TO RULE THE ROOST AT THE CENTRE
AS THE ROOSTERS THAT CROW FROM THE ROOFTOPS?
AND YES?
KODI PANDEMULU
IS A BETTING GAME!
AND ALSO A BLOODSPORT!
LIKE BULLFIGHTING.
BUT THE PITBULLS DON'T BULLY THE PITS DO THEY?
PITY.
BUT THAT TOO DOESN'T ANSWER
AS WHY SO MANY CHANTICLEERS
ARE HOGGING THE SPACES
TILL THE COCKEREL COMES TO ROOST?
So?
WHO WRITES YIDDISH WITH FELICITY
THAT IS THE ONE THAT WROTE THE MEMOIRS
AND WHEN VAJPAYEE'S MEMOIRS WILL BE WRITTEN IN ENGLISH
WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY HAVE
A HUNGARIAN HANGOVER
WE SHALL KNOW FOR SURE
WE SHALL KNOW FOR SURE
HOW SHALLOW IS THE SHELLING GAME OF DEMOCRACY!
THOSE UNABLE TO EARN A SHILLING!
GET A STATE PAID FOR BILLING
AND MARTINI'S IN MARTHA'S VINEYARDS?
AND POLITICS
IS THE LAST RESORT OF THE SCOUNDRELS
FROM WHICH THEY CANNOT BUT RETORT:
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME
WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TELLING WHAT THE ONE WHO HASN'T BEEN TELLING HAS GONE AND PUT ON HOLD.
SO WHAT'S HOLDING YOU BACK?
FROM TAKING DUE ACTION?
OR DO WE WAIT FOR THE ENTIRE DELIBERATELY DELAYED LEGISLATIVE PROCEEDURE GOES THROUGH IT'S PACES WHICH IS JUST ABOUT THE TIME OF RE-ELECTION BEFORE YOU KNOW?
HAVING BEEN MADE USE OF WHAT MORE IS THE USE OF?
 
SO LET US WAIT TILL HIS MEMOIRS COME OUT WHEN UN SECY GEN OUR OWN MALAYALEE MADE THAROOR WILL COME ROUND FOR BOOK READING SESSIONS AND BY THEN LATTU WOULD HAVE USURPED AMARTYA SEN AS THE BEST SELLING ECONOMIST AND YES MANMOHAN WOULD STILL NOT HAVE A BYLINE BY THEN, AND WE CAN WAIT TILL THE WHOLE LEGISLATIVE PROCEDURE IS COMPLETE AND THE B-TEAM'S BILL'S BIBI MAKES IT TO THE RE-ELECTION WHEN.............bills will be paid by the state and that includes the franking machine..............so?
AHA!
IT ALL FALLS INTO PLACE.
TO FALL OUT OF PLACE.
FALLING FOR THE SAME LACK OF FEAT
IN THE SAME PLACE!
FOOTFALLS ECHO IN THE SAME PLACE!
PLACEMENT SERVICES
TRADING PLACES?
OR PLACEMENT SERVICES?
IS THIS A GAME CALLED MONOPOLY?
STILL CALLED MONOPOLY?
NO. DUPLICITY, debit dubbing
as in
DOUBLING THE MONEY!

AND SO IF THE WAN THING HIDING BEHIND SALMAN KURSHID SAY'S JASSOO IS A CONGRESS MOLE IN THE BJP IT JUST GOES WITH THE TERRITORY! doesn't it. what with how advani got a licking for JINNAH IS SECULAR FOR SIX WHOLE MONTHS WHEN POLITICIANS WORDS ARE WORTH SIX MINUTES AND THAT TOO WHEN PUT ON HOLD!
SO THE HOLDING FAMILY HAS HARDLY HAD A HOLD
THAT THE ITALIAN AYAH
HASN'T A WORD TO SAY EITHER WHICH WAY.
AND HER SONNY
WHOSE RELIGIOUS RIGHT
IT IS TO  BESMIRCH
THE INDIAN NATIONAL FLAG
WITH HIS PERSONAL RELIGIOSITY
HASN'T HAD A WORD TO SAY EITHER.
AND BOTH HAVE PERCHES IN PARLIAMENT
FROM THE SAME BUCOLIC
RAE BARAELI AND AMETHI
AND THERE WIFEY CLINTON
WANTS A RE-ELECT THIS YEAR
SO THE THEATRE WILL CONTINUE
IN WAN TONES
AND THE WHOLE GENESIS OF THE EMESIS
AS IN LA NAUSEE DES NATIONS
WAS WHEN
THE BAMIYAN BUDDHAS
WERE BLASTED
[AT THE BEHEST OF WHO FROM WHERE, REALLY?]
AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAD A THING TO SAY
ABOUT THE HORROR OF THAT
LOSS TO CIVILIZATION
AND THAT IS THE REAL:
BONFIRE OF VANITIES!
IT IS: TIS THAT WAS DONE THEN.
AND THEY IN POSITIONS OF POWER DID NOTHING!
AND THE CLINTON PEEVISHNESS
TO GET BACK THROUGH BUSH ERA
IS NOTHING BUT: PEEVISH WISH
TO HAUNT THE SAME HOUSE TWICE!
AND CONTINUE THE CLINTON WARS
WHERE ETHNIC CLEANSING OF EAST EUROPE
HAD A TINGE AND TONE OF VIRTUE!
OH THE WAN VIRTUE OF NATA!
WHICH IS NOW IN THE GREAT GAME!
 
AND SO SINGH AND SINGH
WILL PLAY THE GAME
AND PASS THE SMEAR
AND PASS THE SHAME
BUT WILL NOT PASS ON
AS PENSIONERS MUST PASS
INTO THE PENSIONERS PASSBOOK!
TO BE PAID AS PENSIONERS!
BUT YET AND YETI THEY WILL
NOT SHAMEFACEDLY STEP DOWN!
AND LIKE THE YETI THE MOLE ISSUE WILL BE SIGHTED HERE AND SIGHED OVER THERE BUT WILL NEVER BE.
THAT IS HOW TELLING IT WILL BE:
WHILING AWAY TIME!

THAT THEY WILL DIG IN THE DIRT
AND THERE SHALL BE NO MIRTH!
NOR YET ANOTHER TRY
AT THE SAME BERTH!
SO THIS IS BOOKED BERTH
SO THE BOOK CAN BE BERTHED!
AND A BAD BOOK
DON'T MAKE IT TO
BOOKED! MARKED: WRITTEN IN OWN HAND.
OR BY ONE'S OWN HAND.
SO WHAT'A MISSING SIGNATURE SINGH TO SINGH?
TAKE ACTION!
NOW HAVING KNOWN WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO?
MARK TIME?
DIDDLE DAWDLE?
DOLITTLE?
HOWEVER BAD THE GOO' GOV' FROM GAH IS IN REALITY.
THAT TILL TATA DID A FEW STREETSOLARLAMPS THIS ENERGY SECURITY SINGH DID NOTHING! PRACTICALLY NOTHING.
SO IF PICTURES SPEAK BETTER THAN WORDS PICTURE THIS:
IN PRACTICALS THAT IS.

HE AIN'T A PRACTISING POLITICIAN.
HE AIN'T A PREACHING PROFESSOR.
HE AIN'T EVEN A PEN PUSHER COME TO THAT.
HE IS SIMPLY A NEVER HELD ANY POSITION ON ANY ISSUE SLIPPERY SINGH ALL ALONG.
WHICH IS WHY LATTU WILL WRITE WHAT MOUSE CAN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH IN PUBLIC WITH! AND WILL PEDDLE THE HUMBUG COMBO OF ECONOMICS WITH EXTERNAL AFFAIRS.
WHICH IN MARKETSPEAK IS: HAWAIIAN SHIRTS MADE IN TAIWAN AND SOLD AT WALMARTS RETAIL STORES IN GURGAON!
THAT IS THE THING ABOUT SINGH BEING EXTERNAL AFFAIRS MINISTER AND THE PRIME MINISTER AND ALSO THE PETROLEUM MINISTER AND ALSO THE ENERGY MINISTER WHEN THE OOP BILL WILL EMPTY THE LOT OUT INCLUDING CRICKET CRICK IN THE NECK SHARAD PAWAR AND THEN DALMIYA YAAD DILADENGE!
DAL ME KUCK KALE HAI YA DAAG MEIN KUCH MAANJA HAI!
 
WHICH IS HOW A PAPERLESS PENLESS UNPENCILLED IN PENSIONER
BECOMES THE POINTLESS POINTSMAN
FOR ALL PROTESTANT DISSENTS
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN INDEPEDENT INDIA.
WITH CATHOLIC ITALIAN READING IN ROMAN SCRIPT THE WRITTEN TEXT AND RUINING THE NATION WITH THIS DUALITY!
AND THAT IS:
WASPish!
YES?
WHO ARE WE?
ALL SINGHS ARE SIGNED ON.........
BUT ONE SINGH WILL SIGN
ON THE DOTTED LINE
THE OTHER TWO WILL NOT SIGN
AND YES THE TWO WILL HAVE TOMES
AND THE ONE WILL HAVE NONE!
DID WE NOT FIGURE THAT?
OUT?
YET?
BECAUSE WE
ARE NOT WE
AS I AM I
AND IF I AM I
AND YOU ARE YOU
WHO WILL BE ME
AND WHO WILL BE YOU
IF I AM YOU
AND YOU ARE I?
FIE!
THE ANSWER IS:
FIE!
SPY!
AND
SO HERE'S THE MIRTH.
WHEN THE DOUBLE IS SEEING THE DOUBLE
THE DOUBLE TROUBLE BEGINS
BUT NOT OF DOUBLE VISION?

MISSION HAVING A MISSION
WITH A MISSION
IS NOT MISSIONARY POSITION!
HAVING A MESS IN!
 
I-SPY
A
FIE-SPY!
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Revving Up!
THE REVELATIONS.
'The folly of mistaking
a paradox for a discovery,
a metaphor for proof,
a torrent of verbiage
for a spring of ------
[all those memoirs oh yeah all those memoirs!
an aside not in the original
and go find out what that spring of_________ could be
could you?]
AND ONESELF FOR AN ORACLE
[AHA! STOLE A WORD AND SAY IT IS THE WORD
AND THAT WORD IS THE WHOLE WORKS
BUT DOES IT WORK?
DID IT WORK?
DIDN'T TELL YA BUT COULD HAVE TOLDYA!
TOOK THE FIFTH AMENDMENT!
SO TAKE THE FIFTH!
AND NOT ONE WILL BE SOLD AS GOLD
ON THE FIFTH AVENUE
AS REVENUES RIPPED OFF THE FIFTH
AMENDMENT!]
IS INBORN IN US.'
[BY JOLLY! THE FOLLY OF THE U.S.
INBORN IN THE U.S.?
ESP IF THE ORACLE IS NOT INBORN IN U.S.?]
BLAH BLAH BLACK SEA
HAVE YOU ANY OIL?
AND DID THE FETCH IT! DOGPILE BRING IT DOWN THE PIKE?
AND MAKE IT PAST TO THE TURNPIKE?
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!]
[1871-1945]
PAUL ANBROISE VALERY
NOT THE VALET TO THE MASTER
BUT VALOUR HAS MORE VALUES THAN ONE!
AND HE WAS FRENCH
AS IN FRIES AS NOT IN FREEDOM
AND NO NOT A POTATO
[NOT EVEN POLISH!
WHO PULLED DOWN THE ENTIRE EU CONSTITUTION
FOR BEING IN POSSESSION OF BETTER PLUMBING SKILLS!]
THAT VAN GOGH PAINTED
INTO THE POTATO EATERS
BUT DIDN'T EARN A CHIP ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT IN HIS OWN LIFETIME.
SO THE BANS ARE CALLED BY THOSE WHO CAN'T
CANT
THAT IS
KAIVALYA KANT.
IS
REALMS AND STREAMS AHEAD
AS IN
SO SOMETHING
THAT SLIPS MY TONGUE
[OH HERE IT IS:
SOTAPANNA!
THE WISDOM OF THE STREAMENTERER!]
BUT IS STREAM ENTERER
WHO NEVER RETURNS TO THE SAME STREAM
FOR THE STREAM NEVER REMAINS THE SAME!
GET A MOVE ON YOU!
MOVE IT!
MOVE IT!
MOVE IT!
WE AREN'T MOVED BY
CROCADILE TEARS
OF CRAGGY FACED FARCE
EVEN IF IT IS CALLED:
CROCADILE DUNDIE.
FOR
BORN ON MONDY
SOMETHING ON TUESDY
DITTO ON WENSDY
THUNDRA ON THORSDY
FRIGIDAIRE ON FRIDY
SAT THE SATURDY
SUNDAE ON SUNDY
DOUBLE SUNDAE ON SUNDY
IS STILL:
DOUBLE DEALING.
AND THOSE WHO MAKE ORACLE
DON'T THINK
IT IS INBORN!
AND NICKING IT AND MAKING IT APPEAR AS IF
AS IF
ONE MADE
THE MARK
IS
NOT HALLMARK!
BUT BALLPARK
PENDRIVE
STOLEN
AND
NEVER RETURNED.
WHEN THREE ARE STOLEN AND TWO COME BACK
IT IS STILL ONE MISSING LINK!
AND SYNOCOPATION
IS
NOT
A SELL OUT!
SO?
MOTHKO.
TAKE THE FIFTH.
NOT AVENUE
FOR MORE REVENUES
BUT
FIFTH AMENDMENT
AND
WORK IN SILENCE
TO SEE HOW SILENCE WORKS!
WONDERS.
*************
AND ALL THE SADDENED, SHOCKED, DISMAYED, DEPLORABLE, CONDEMNATION IS MERE WORDS AND DON'T MEAN A THING TO PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM POLITICIANS WHO CAN'T EVEN GET WAFER THIN MAJORITIES ON EITHER SIDE THE ARTIFICE OF THE SO CALLED DIVIDE.
**************
WHY AREN'T THERE ANY JEW PANCAYATS IN PROTESTANT PLACES, WHITE ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTANT WASP FOR SHORT FROM WHICH THEY WERE DISPLACED? NOT AFTER ALL OF THE LAST CENTURY AND NEARING A THREE FIFTHS OF THIS?
THEY WERE EUROPEAN JEWS SO?
HAS ANYONE AN ANSWER?
AFTER ALL THIS LONG?
AND WHEN THAT COMES WE SHALL BELIEVE THAT A POLITICIAN MEANS ONE NAYA PAISA OF REAL WORTh!
TILL THEN TAKE THE FIFTH.
AND KEEP QUIET.
ATLEAST YOU WILL HEAR THE HORROR HOUR BY HOUR THEN FROM THE EYE OF HORUS DESIGNED LIKE A SUN AND YES, THE MISSING ONE BY SIXTY FOURTH WHICH IS GOD'S COMMISSION!
******************
 

THE TIME IS NOW!
 
NOT WE SHALL SEE WHAT THEY SHALL SEE U.S. OFF WITH!
 
NO THEY WILL NOT SEE US OFF!
 
AS FINISH US OFF!
**********
FOREWARNED IS FOERARMED.
 
AND YOU CAN'T FOREFEIT AN ARM AND A LEG FOR A PIECE OF LEGIS THAT IS BUILT ON THE FOUNDATION OF A FRANKING MACHINE!
 
THAT TOO A FEW FRANKINGS WHO NEVER HEARD FROM FRANKLIN!
 
 

FRANKLY THEY ARE TOTALLY FREAKED OUT!

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