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Educating Idiotico: SHAM ROCKS AND ROCKING THE SHAMES BOND.

Educating Idiotica
Gone phissing?
What's it mean.
Phissing for compliments.
Where you hiss what you need to hear?
Yeah. It's called complimentary colour book.
You fill in your own colours, in colourful language and it is caught for posterity on colour tv.
COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS?
NO COMMENTS.

J'ai oublie COMMENT on dire cela, mais, Jeeves is bad. Doesn't speak butler english.
Oh yes Rhet Butler--------
No. Scarlette being pinned into her corsets.
Where did the haberdasher put her pins?
IN HER MOUTH OFCOURSE?
IN HER MOUTH.
NO NOT HERS. IN HERS.
WHA'?
IN SCARLETTE'S.
Which brings it to nest of footstools.
No that would not do. She was made to stand still not sit still though it is called A SITTING SESSION, when was she was being stuck with pins, so no there were no pieces of furniture one within the other like a nest of footstools.
So because the haberdasher did not have anywhere to hold her pins she puts them into the customer's mouth?
No coutouring has many many contours to conduct than an orchestra maestro. So story probably don't tell, that is there were about nine hundred odd pages to skip during which it was supposed to have been oddly enough about THE CIVIL WAR, but the background was so ground into the back, that off the back of me 'ead, I couldn't tell but the pins would or should have been in her mouth.
See it goes to reason if not to seed, or seedless read, as in seedless grapes you just put in your mouth, like seedless dates and but--------
But------, but you must have somewhere to put the pins. It's a matter of practical inconvenience, considering they did not have a nest of boxes, like tortoise shell boxes, one within the other within the other till the last one springs a surprise and has a tortoise complete with creepy crawly limbs jumping in the box when you get to open it.
So Scarlette was making too much of a fuss about being pricked with pins, so the haberdasher put all her pins into Scarlette's mouth and kept asking for them, and yes, in between if she did OPEN HER MOUTH, she would have swallowed a fair few, which was rather unfair considering it was before the JAPS, came up with toys to tinker with the belly, with fibreoptics and endoscopes to retrieve the pins so it must have led to PEARL HARBOUR where they were polishing pearls oh yeah the Japs were very into CULTURED PEARLS, so culture being a thing of clashes---------
which brings us to this Class of '89 that Samuel Provincial Huntington taught. If you learnt the superior smirk of BUTLERING or rather WASPishness, then you were  through to take the CLASH OF CIVILISATIONS into tertiary referral care centre at ABU GHRAIB.
Anglo-saxons come in two versions:
WAN AND TAN.
GENUINE WAN
AND
FAKED TAN.
AND THEY WHO CAME UNDER THE COMMANDER OF THE MOSQUITOES TO RALLY ROUND THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER, HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MOZZIES SO THEY MUST MUZZLE THEM AND GET A BIT OF RIBBON CALLED COMMANDER OF MOSSIES, OH THEIR SPELLING IS ATROCIOUS I KNOW, CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOSSIES AND MOZZIES SO THEY MESS IT ALL UP AND END UP IN THE COOKING POT OF THE CLASH OF CIVILISATION THAT SAMUEL P FOR PROVINCIAL HUNTINGTON TAUGHT IN THE CLASS OF '89.
SO HOW DO YOU SKILLET A FILLET AND KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T A PROPER RHYME OR REASON TO PAY THE BILLET AND KNOW YOU CAN RHYME THAT WITH REASON WITH FILLET BUT NOT WITH SKILLET?
SKILLS ARE LIKE THAT.
SO SKILLS CANNOT BE LET.
LIKE CONDOS.
AND RENT SEEKING IS A REWARD OF GESTALT MINUS THE SALT OF JEST.
NO NOT JEEVES.
JEEVAN REKHA HAS MORE LIFE TO IT THAN INPERTURTABILY OF INFLAPPABLE ABILITY TO PASS YOURSELF OFF FOR THE MASTER WEARING HIS BEST RIBBONS AND GETTING A RIBBING IN RETURN WHEN THE REMAINS OF THE DAY IS NOT EVEN JAPANESE!
IT IS LIKE CAFFEINE FREE, SUGAR FREE, COKEFREE COKE, COLOURED WATER WITH A FIZZ THAT GOES FLAT WHEN THE PINS PUNCTURE IT FROM WITHIN!
WHEN WILL THERE BE A SALTFREE DIET WITH SALTLESS SALT THAT TASTES LIKE SALT BUT IS IODINE ONE ION FOR A TATA GOODBYE TO GOOD EARTH NATURAL SALT?
I DON'T KNOW BUT THE IDIOTICO SYMPATHETICO DON'T KNOW EITHER.
SO THE HEAD OF STATE OF INDIA IS HEADING OFF FOR REAL LEH, WHILE THE HEAD OF STATE OF THE EMPIRE WHICH NEVER LOST IT'S EMPORIUM IS SHOWING OFF HER GOWNS FROM THE EMPRESS OF INDIA ERA AND YES, THERE IS A WAR GOING ON AND IT IS RATHER LIKE CAN'T GO ON WITH THE WIND BUT WHAT'S A FEW FELLAS WHO CAN'T HAVE FELLOWSHIPS AT OXBRIDGES BEING SLAUGHTERED IN THE MIDDLE EAST AS LONG THE MIDDLE OF THOSE WHO CAN HAVE MORE CAN HAVE MORE AND NOT HAVE A SPREAD IN THE MIDDLE TO ACTUALLY HAVE ONES OWN OFFSPRING SENT TO FIGHT THOSE WARS AS PROXIES?
OXEN. MY DEAR ARE OXEN. NOT ONYX.
THE ONUS IS NOT ON THE OWNERS.
RENT SEEKING BUSINESS IS TO RENT THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY SO THE WEAKER SECTIONS CAN WAGE WARS WHILE THE OWNERS COLLECT THE WAGES.

AND IN THE BOXOFFICE IN THE BOXWALLAHS IT IS BOXED SANDWICHES AS BORING AS BLIGHTY.
AND DID THEY SAY KLEPTOCRAZY IS NOT A STATE FROM THE STATE AND THE HEADS OF STATE CANNOT?
THE HEAD OF STATE OF INDIA WITH A HEADFULL OF HAIR ENDING UP IN REAL LEH WITH REAL HAIR AND NOT HAVING A HAIR RAISING SESSION AS HOW THE OOP BILL IS BEING SO OOPUFYING AND THEY CAN'T OOPUFY THEM WHO HAVE GONE SO OOP OVER THE OOP BILL?
AND OOPS THE Q OF E IS HAVING A RETRO WITH HER DEBUTANTE DRESS ON DISPLAY?
OOPSY DAISY. WHAT CAN ONE SAY.
CAN'T.
CAN'T WHAT?
KAIVALYA KANT.
THEY CAN'T.
CANNOT WHAT?
CANNOT.
OH. CAN IT.
KLEPTOCRACY.
FLASHBACK PHISSING
IN
UNTROUBLED WATERS
Boring Brits have done yet another garage science cartography where INDIA AND CHINA ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HEAP AND DANES, ARE DANA VEERA SOORA SUKOON!
SUPERB SPITE. AND WON'T WORK DESPITE THE SPITE.
FOR SPITTLE POLISH, YOU MUST BE ALLOWED TO SPIT ON THE STREETS AND THOOK DAAN IS A GIFT OF SPRAY THAT ONLY THE ONE WHO GETS A MOUTHFUL OF RED PAAN MASALA CAN UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT WAS THE PAST WAS THE PAST AND IT CAN'T MARCH PAST THE FLAGGED OFF FALTERING.
sg writes that C was not s that is bad argumentation for an INDIAN. SPIES ARE SPIES AND THE ONES WHO OUTSPY THE SPIES ARE THE WINNING SPIES.
SO ALL THIS FLASKBACK HAS ONE PHISSING POINT: A FLASK OF THE PISSKEY FOR THE PUSKIS WHO HAND OUT THESE LITTLE HIP THERMOS AND DON'T GET OUT OF THEIR THERMAL UNDERWEAR AND SWELTER IT OUT IN GLOBAL WARMING.
SO INDIANS WILL UNDERMINE INDIANS BUT THE ONES WHO BUY THEIR TIME, STEAL THEIR TIME AND PUSH THEM BEHIND TIMES WON'T EVEN HAVE FACE VALUE.
LITERALLY THE FACE VALUE TO VALUE FACES.
FOR THE SAME FACES HAVE THE SAME STOOGESTOOLS AND FOOTSTOOLS COME IN A NEST OF FURNITURE FINISHES AND ONE WITHIN THE OTHER WITHIN THE OTHER, SO IF THIS IS A STOOGE SLAVE SERVER STATE OF PROXY POLITICS THEN OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE ALL PLAYING TO THE GALLERY AND FLASHBACK IS THE DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE OF THE JASOOSI SO THE PRESENT POLITICAL COFFERS BEING FILLED BY LOBBYISTS HARD LOBS WON'T TURN INTO LOBSTERS.
HOW DO YOU SKILLET A FILLET AND NOT PAY THE BILLET?
BELIEVE IT?
NAH. THAT'S CALLED OUTCHANAKYAN THE CHANAKYAN.
NO CHAMATKAR. PLAIN CHAMCHA CHURNING.

ANOTHER ROUND OF KHADI CHAMACH CHAI, BOY.
ANOTHER ROUND.
AND ANOTHER ROUND THING, NOW WHAT IS THAT CALLED: PISSERS WHICH IS HOW INDIANS PRONOUNCE IT.
NO PIZZAZZ. PLAIN FLOUR.. MAIDA MADE FOR THE MEDIA, AND THERE IS NO RECORD TO SAY THAT WAY BACK THEN IN 1997 THERE WAS THAT ARTICLE IS THERE.
NOT ON PAPER PRINT WITH THE AGE OF YELLOW SHOWING ON PAPER THAT IS?
THAT TOO, SEPT.20, 1997?
HOW SILLY. HOW ABSOLUTELY SILLY.
OBVIOUSLY BILL CAN'T PAY THE BILL.
AND WANTS BILLING DEPARTMENT TO GET BILIOUS ABOUT WHAT WAS MISSED.
HENCE THE MESS, AND WHO BETTER THAN EX-FAUJI WHO ATE THINGS OUT OF AN ARMY BARRACKS MESS TO MESS THINGS SO, SO NOBODY KNOWS HOW MAGICAL IT IS, ALL THIS MEMOIRS BUSINESS BEING SO BUILT INTO A BIG BUSINESS AND YES, THE CHINESE LANTERN CASTS NO SHADOWS!
AS FOR KARGIL?
SWEET CASHEWNUTS IN CASHMERE!
SHEER SHEARING OF SHENANIGANS.
SHEEP SHEARING IS A WELSH WONDER AND NO WONDER THE WORDS ARE SO BANGOR!

'THE DAY I LEFT FOR BANGOR,'
or was that:
'THE DAY I LEFT FOR BANGOR?'
THE REST OF THE JINGLE MISSES THE JOG OF MEMORY.
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oh here's a hum:
'The day I left for Bangor,
'we had lunch on the way.....'
'and on the way back,
I travelled with Jack,
and we opened a bottle of CIDAR.'
SEE THAT IS THE CODE DECODED AND CRACKED.
A BIT OF POTENT APPLE VINEYARD WILL GO THE WHOLE YARD OF WHINE!
AND THE SPARKLING WHINE CAN CAST A SPELL AS WELL AS BREAK A SPELL.
THE POINT IS NOT WHETHER THIS INDIAN OR THAT INDIAN IS DOING UNTO THE OTHER INDIANS WHAT THEY ARE SAID TO BE DOING BUT WHAT IS THE BLEACHING POWDER DOING?
CASTING A TAN ON THE WAN OR NOT?
THAT IS THE CASTING COUCH QUESTION.
CAN'T COUCH IT BETTER THAN IN FREUDIAN.
THAT WAS IS SLIP TO THE SHOWING IS LIP TO THE CUP.
SO THE CUP THAT HOLDS THE APPLE FERMENT WILL NOT HAVE THE FORBIDDEN APPLE THAT WON'T FALL FOR THE GREAT FALL OR FOR THE FREEFALL OF THE FALLACIOUS NEWTON'S FALL OR EVEN FALL FOR THAT LINE ON HOW THE JACK DID NOT HELP THE FLAT TYRE THAT FELL FLAT AS A TYRE SPREAD IN THE MIDDLE AS THE SPARE TYRE WHICH SCARLETTE HAD STUFFED INTO HER CORSETS SO THE CIVIL WAR WENT ON AND IT IS A TRUTH UNIVERSALLY LEFT UNACKOWLEDGED THAT A PAID FOR POSTAGE IS WHAT IS FRANKINGAFTER THE MACHINE.
WAR
IN
OTHER
WORDS
IS
WAR
WHEN
YOU
TURN
IT
ROUND
IS
RAW!
SO
RAW
IS
WAR
AND
WHEN
THE
INTELLIGENCE
IS
TOO
RAW
IT
TURNS
INTO
WAR
BY
OTHER MEANS.
WHICH MEANS WAR BY OTHER MEANS, WHICH MEANS A WAR OF WORDS THAT CAN'T WIN THE WAGES OF WAR WITH WORDS BUT WORDS, STOLEN WORDS COULD TURN INTO WHINE ESPECIALLLY WHEN THE NUTS ARE FLAVOURED WITH
'SWEET CASHEWNUTS FROM CASHMERE.'
OR KARGIL FOR SHORT.
OR HERE'S HOW IT IS THAT MISTAKEN IDENTITIES AIN'T MISTAKEN WHEN THEY ARE STOLEN AND STOLEN IDENTITIES AIN'T UNMISTAKABLE!
IN THE SHEER LACKABILITY OF ABILITY.
KANE AND ABEL AIN'T ABLE BY CANDY MEANS PINK PAPERS DON'T DO THE CANDY FLOSSED FLOOZIES BUT FLOTILLAS COME AT A HIGHER COST AND SO THE FLASKBACK HAS A FLASK.
AND CIDAR?
DON'T CITE ANY SOURCES BUT DO TURN ON THE TAP ON CIDAR!
AND BANGOR?
TOO YSBITY FOR THE TOILETS WHICH IN WELSH IS UNSAYABLE!
SO NOT ONLY IS THE WAY TO PARADISE PAVED WITH PAID TOILETS BUT THE PATH TO NUCLEAR DEALS IS PAVED WITH POSTAGE STAMPS THAT POLITICIANS CAN'T PAY FOR OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS SO EVERY DIME IS WORTH A CARPE DIEM TO CARP ABOUT THE DAY THAT WASN'T SEIZED.
ALAS! EVEN APPLES WHEN FERMENTED TURN TO WHINE.
AND THE SPARKLER IS CALLED: CIDAR!
AND FOR A BOTTLE OF CIDAR THEY WILL SHIFT SIDES AND SIDE WITH THE SoothCIAS!
THE SMOOTH SMARMY TYPES ALMOST ALWAYS END UP IN LUYTENS DELHI AND CAPITOL 'ILLS AND YES THEY HAVE LONG TENURE LEASES AND YES SO IT IS NOT AT ALL SHOCKING SG YOU GOT THAT WRONG EVER SO WRONG, THAT IF C WAS A SPY OR A MOLE THAT HAD GENUINE BIRTHMARK ALSO CALLED: MOLES WITH INDIAN PATRIOTISM WRITTEN IN RICH PATINAS THAT PASTEL CREATURES LIKE ADRIAN NOT CALLED MOLE BUT WHITE AS LEICESTER IS LEAST WHITE CAN HAVE A WHITEWASH REPORT READY BY THE NEXT DAY'S DAILY THAT INDIA IS 125TH AND LANGUISHING SO MUCH FOR LINGUAL LASHINGS OF THE LAIDBACK LOT.
SELL THE LOT IN CARBOOT SALES.
ATLEAST THAT WILL EMPTY OUT THE GARAGE FOR GRANDER SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES AND LIVERIED OFFSORTS LIKE JEEVES.
BY JOVE! JEEVA NEVER HAD SUCH A JIVE!
AS NOSE DIVE!
INTO THE NASTY FLASKBACK FOR A FLASK OF CONTRABAND!
CIDAR!
POTENT SPIKED CIDAR = SPARKLING WHINE!
WANT ANOTHER MOLE?
OR IS THAT A MOTE THAT COULD SMOTE THE FOREHEAD AND COME OUT SCREAMING:
KARMA!
COLLECT PAYMENT.
KARMA?
PRARABDHA KARMA
HAS NO SHABDA BRAHMA.
IT IS THAT SHUD!
ONLY ASHUD TYPES MAKE A BIG SHOUT SO LOUD YOU COULD TELL IT IS: I-SPY! A SPY! CALLED__________UNNAMEABLE MOLE! MAKE THE CASH REGISTERS RINGING WITH MEMOIRS SO BORING YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN!
IN FLASKBACK.
FOR A FLASK
OF
CONTRABAND?
CONGRATULATIONS.
AND HAVE A DAY OFF
DRIVING THE LONG WINDING SHEEP FARMS TO BANGOR!
THE SIGNBOARDS ARE MORE INTERESTING.
MAKE FOR EVEN MORE INTERESTING READING!
AND DON'T MISS OUT THE LUNCH ON THE WAY BACK.
MAYBE A HUNCH WILL DROP OUT OF THE HUNDI OF PAID TOILETS AND VOILA!
A NEW COINAGE IS IN CIRCULATION........................
YSBITY!
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SO HOW COULD THE ANGLO-SAXONY GET IT SO EVERY OTHER CIVILISATION IS SOMEHOW BEHIND?
BY OUTSOURCING THE TORTURE AND TORMENT CHAMBERS, WHEREBY THERE WOULD BE A STALIN FOR A GULAG, WHERE THERE WOULD BE A HITLER FOR A HOLOCAUST AND A MAO FOR A MILLION FLOWERS TO BLOOM BEYOND TME MOWDOWNTOWN AND YES POL POT AND EVERY OTHER PETTY DICTATOR IN THE FOURTH WORLD, AND FOOTBALL FOURTH OFFICIAL AND FOURTH ENGINE THAT FAILS IN THE INDIAN SPACE SATELLITE AND YES ALSO THE COMPLETELY CRUMBLING BUMBLING FOURTH ESTATE AND OFCOURSE THE COLONIAL CLERKS WITH A PEG OF PISSKEY FOR THE PUSKI AND THAT WOULD BE LIKE A KEYED IN TOY TO TOY WITH ANYWHICH WAY.
THE QUESTION IS NOT WHETHER ARUNACHALAM DID METALLURGY THERE AT CARNAGIE MELLON OR THAT DING TRELLIS DOES THE TREPHINE, BUT WHY ISN' THE SO UPRIGHTEOUS NOMINATED SO IMPECCABLE AN UNIMPEACHABLE CHARACTER AS MANMOHAN SINGH SPECIALLY PURCHASED BY THE BANK AND THE FUND AS THEY POINTMAN IN INDIAN ESTABLISHMENT NOT BOTHERED THAT SO MANY REPUTATIONS ARE BEING RIPPED LIKE RENT IN A FABRIC FROM MANCHESTER MACHINE MILLS OR IS THAT SPINNING JENNY FROM AMERICA WHO CAN GIVE A LOGO FOR THE HANDLOOM INDUSTRY A LOGO SO UGLY MUST HAVE BEEN DRAWN BY A BORING BRIT?
TELL US.
DON'T TELL U.S.
WHAT ARE THE CONCERNS SHARED IN THE REPLAY OF THE FAIRY TALE EPIPHANY: THE COUNTRY MOUSE AND THE CITY MOUSE?
WE THE PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT IT IS ALL BUT DONE.
FINISHINGS, BINDINGS, ENDINGS.
FOR THAT WOULD BE TOO FINISHED TO BE FINISHED OFF BY THEN AND THE BINDING WOULD BE THE NEW BEGINNING:
OF BOND. SHAMES THE NAMES.
SO WHY ARE SO MANY NAMES INTO SHAMES?
AREN'T YOU AS CUSTODIAN OF INDIANS ASHAMED?
THAT WE MUST WAIT TILL THEY ARE THROUGH WITH THEIR PROCESS BY WHICH TIME HOW MANY SELF-RESPECTING INDIANS WILL HAVE TO SUFFER MEMOIRS WRITTEN BY FLEA MARKET FERRETS WHO HIDE BEHIND INDIAN SCRIBES NAMES AND WHAT ARE BRIBES PAID FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT FOR JUST SUCH EMBOSSED EMBELLISHED BLEMISHES?
AREN'T THERE ANY BLUSHES IN BHARAT
OR HAS TOO BEEN BLISTER PACKED AND ALU ALU IS THE NAME OF THE NAME OF THE NEW PACKAGING?
THE PACKERS HAVE BEEN BUT HOW COME NOBODY MOVES ON?
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DELAYING TACTICS DON'T DELIVER.
 
DELIVER THE DEED AS IT MUST INDEED.
 
DON'T LET RATUS RATUS RATIFIY IT WITH RATHAMUSALA NOT HAVING A DEKKO AT IT.
 
AJATHASATTU HAD RATHAMUSULA AND WE CAN'T HAVE RAT'S HAM MASALA!
 
BRINGING THE PORK HOME IS NOT AN INDIAN PAID POSTAGE FRANKING MACHINE TONGUE LICK OR TONGUE IN CHEEK REJOINDER TO SHOW THE OTHER CHEEK AT THIS GROSS CHEEK WHERE THEY FLICK IT AND TAKE RECOURSE TO COARSE FLICKS AND WE DOUBLE CLICK!

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