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CRETIN'S CATCHTHESPY CATECHISM

CRETIN'S CREATIONS OF INCREDULOUS!
Let us understand one simple thing: IS THIS ABOUT CIVIL NUCLEARE ENERGY
or not?
Never mind whether it is a big deal or a small fry it is fishy as a
stink and all the rest of the worst bete noires that have started
playing polo in the middle of the policy muddle but let us know one
thing for sure whether or not this is about CIVIL NUCLEAR ENERGY?
IF IT IS CAN WE HAVE ONE ANSWER: HOW MUCH ENERGY WILL INDIA HAVE AT ANY
POINT IN TIME NEVER MIND THE SMALL PRINT ON NO TO PLUTONIUM?
CAN THE Prime Minister of India answer that or issue a suo motu ITALIAN
OR LATIN OR THE MOB THAT IS THE CONGRESS PARTY OF INDIA WRITTEN
STATEMENT ON THAT?
THAT IS ALL.
IF IT IS ABOUT CIVIL ENERGY AND IT IS NUCLEAR HOW MUCH AND WHEN?
THAT IS ALL AND AT WHAT COST?
We are sick and tired of tired old moles and jokes which went out with
KAUTILYA'S CHANAKYAPURI CHAT MASALA!
GET REAL. THE PAST IS JUST THAT: PAST.
NOW WHETHER ARUNACHALAM'S SPAWN HAD A FREEBIE EDUCATION IN AMERICA IS
NOT WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW.
OR WHETHER HAVING LOCKED UP APJ ABDUL KALAM IN RASHTRAPATHI BHAVAN IS
NOT WHAT THEY DID TO ABDUL QADEER IN PAKISTAN WHETHER IT IS BETTER OR
WORSE IS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, BUT THE SAME PARTITION PROBLEM WHERE
ONE MOSLEM IS ISOLATED AND BLAMED SO WHEN THE WA THAT IS WHITE ARSE
HIDING BEHIND SG THAT IS INDIAN EXPRESS EDITOR WRITES IN A BLASE MANNER
HOW ARUNACHALAM for the love of AMERICAN VARSITY EDUCATION FOR HIS
SPAWN WENT TO BUY SOME MELLONS, and how 'OLD' APJ KALAM STEPPED INTO
HIS SHOES AND HOW THE REST AS WE KNOW WAS WILY OLD NARASIMHA RAO WHO
HAS BEEN SINCE BUMPED OFF, SO IT IS NEITHER HERESAY NOR THERE!
Even considering all the conspiracy theories are not as exiting as
boring MANMOHAN SINGH'S UNCONSCIONABLE SILENCE AS HE WILL NOT TELL
INDIAN PARLIAMENT ANYTHING BUT ANYTHING, IT IS THIS: HOW COULD THIS
VERY WISE MANMOHAN NOT HAVE KNOWN ANYTHING DURING HIS STINT AS INDIA'S
FM THEN? IN 1995. AND IF HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT, AND DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT JMM
MONEYBAGS CHANGING BUTA HANDS EITHER ISN'T HE EITHER A MAKKA BUTTA OR A
 CRETIN OR AREN'T WE THE PEOPLE OF INDIA FOR NOT HAVING VOTED FOR THIS
VERY WISE IDIOT NOT EVEN TO A SINGLE SARPANCH ANYWHERE IN INDIA IN ALL
THIS LONG TIME HE HAS BEEN MALINGERING IN PUBLIC LIFE?
if this is democracy the people of INDIA have nothing to do with it.
and good for us.
and good for U.S.?
ISN'T IT AMAZING? HOW ANAND SHARMA TALKS OF THE LEGIS PROCESS IN
AMERICA HAVING A 'SENSE OF CONGRESS' because it is their parampara but
it is not INDIA'S PARAMPARA TO SPEAK OF INTERNATIONAL SLAVE TRADE IN
INDIAN PARLIAMENT?
Has it not been INDIAN PArliamentary parampara to have an elected PRIME MINISTER?
AND HAS IT NOT BEEN INDIAN PARLIAMENTARY PARAMPARA TO HAVE MAJORITY RULING THE GOVERNMENT?
HERE WE HAVE A MINORITY CONGRESS AND COHORTS WITHIN THE GOVERNMENT, THAT IS FOUR MEMBER AMBUMANI RAMADOSS PARTY, THREE MEMBER PASWAN AND FIVE MEMBER TRS AND TWENTY SOMETHING LALU'S LOT BUT NOT MULAYAM, COMMIES AND MAYAWATHI'S WHO MAKE MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED TWENTY!
SO SINCE THIS GOVERNMENT OF MANMOHAN SINGH IS NOT AT ALL REPRESENTATIVE OF PEOPLE OF INDIA AND HE HASN'T BEEN CHOSEN BY THE PEOPLE OF INDIA TO REPRESENT THEM EVER, WE DON'T KNOW WHO PROPS UP THESE TWO PUPPETS AND WHO THEIR PUPPETEERS ARE THE LEAST WE CAN HAVE IS A WRITTEN STATEMENT IN PARLIAMENT THAT WE SHALL DEAL WITH CIVIL NUCLEAR ENERGY WHICH SHALL DELIVER X WATTS AND Y JOULES AND THAT IS ALL.
WHAT IS THE DIFFICULTY IN THAT MINIMUM CURTESY?
AND NEVER MIND MOLES AND VICTIMS WHO HAVE TO PARADE MEMOIRS THEY HAVEN'T EVEN MEMORISED IN THIS COMPLETELY DEPLETED SECURITY OF THIS COUNTRY WHERE EVERYTHING LEAKS WORSE THAN A COLANDER IN A COLONIAL KITCHEN AND DOES NOT ONLY NOT COLLECT NECTAR IN A SIEZE BUT CAN'T EVEN THROW RICE OUT OF THE CONGEETAWNY, IT IS CONGENIAL TO ASK ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ALONE: WHO GAVE MANMOHAN SINGH THE RIGHT TO SIGN THE DEAL WHEN HE HASN'T TOLD US WHAT THE DEAL IS ABOUT TO DELIVER IN ANY TIME IN PERPETUITY?
AND THEN WATCH THE SG TAKE ON THE MOLE ISSUE IT WILL BE WA THAT IS NEOCONS WILL SAY OH BUT WEREN'T WE SO WISE ABDUL KALAM IS DITTO REPLICA OF ABDUL QADEER AND HURRAY THEY ALSO HAVE IDENTICAL GIVEN NAMES!
SO WITH STOLEN IDENTITIES THE NORM, AND SECURITY OF PERSONAL IDENTITY AND SECURITY A COMPLETE GONER AND NOW WITH AMERICAN CLERKS AND UNDERLINGS COMING DOWN IN DROVES TO DRIVE DOWN TO MOWDOWN BUDDHA IN HIS OWN ADDA WHERE IS THE FABLED TRANSPARENCY CLAUSE IF ALL THINGS ARE DONE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS LIKE THE ITALIAN AYAH AND THE HORRENDOUSLY UNELECTED YECHULLA YECHURY WHO IS BUMMING A FREE RIDE FROM BENGAL?
SO UNTIL THE SUPREME COURT SPEAKS ON THE HOUSE OF THE HARD OF HEARING HAVING UPSTARTS LIKE AMBUMANI RAMADOSS ALONGSIDE MALINGERING SINGH ALONGSIDE YECHURY ALONGSIDE THE FOUNDING INALIENABLE CORE CONSTITUTIONAL REQUIREMENT THAT THE HOUSE IS A COUNCIL OF STATES AND ALL THESE NON-STATE PLAYERS ARE SIMPLY NOT REPPING THE PEOPLE OF INDIA SO MUCH AS RIPPING THE PEOPLE OF INDIA.
AS FOR AMERICA, THEY HAVE ONE LAKH TWELVE THOUSAND AND FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO, LOBBYISTS IN CAPITAL HILL.
EITHER THEY HAD ALL WORKED BEFORE IN THE ADMINISTRATION OR WILL BE WORKING SO CAN WE KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE INTERLOCUTORS WERE LOBBYISTS OR WILL NOT BE IN FUTURE?

AND AS FOR THE MESS IN THE MIDDLE EAST IT IS THE SAME POLICY TWO MORE YEARS TO GO AND THEY WILL BE TURFED OUT. SO THEY ARE RAZING IT ALL DOWN TO RUBBLE SO THEY CAN ENTER THE RECONSTRUCTION BUSINESS!
AND YES HOW MANY OF THESE INTERLOCUTORS WON'T BE SNAKEOILSALESMEN FOR NUCLEAR SUPPLIERS GROUP?
ANY GUESSTIMATES ATLEAST ON THAT UNELECTED PM OF INDIA?
ANY?
NONE?
CAN WE HAVE LESS MISCHIEF MONGERING ABOUT WHAT WAS MILITARY NUCLEAR INDIA POSITION IN THE PAST WHICH IS NOT WHAT THE PRESENT DEAL IS ABOUT WHICH IS ABOUT CIVIL ENERGY WITH NUCLEAR MATERIALS OR IS IT NOT?
CAN YOU ARTICULATE IN TERMS OF ENERGY WHAT THE DEAL IS ABOUT?
AND WHAT IT WILL COST INDIA?
THAT IS ALL.
ECONOMICS. AND ENERGY. NOT EVEN ELECTIONS WHICH YOU NEVER EVER WON.
SO ANAND SHARAM SHOULD HAVE SOME SHARAM, IT IS INDIA'S PARAMPARA TO HAVE AN ELECTED PM AND A MAJORITY RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA.
NOT 162/543!
AND A MAJORITY OF SUPPORTERS OUTSIDE CLUTCHING THEIR TRES JHOLIS!
BUDDHA CAN WE HAVE TRANSCRIPTS OF YOUR CONVERSATIONS WITH BOUCHER?
OR HAS THE POUCH A POUTING CLAUSE: NO ISPEAKING PILEASE!
TELL US, OR IS EVERY ONE A VICTIM OF AMERICAN HEGEMONY?
IF JASWANT'S MEMOIRS WASN'T EVEN WRITTEN BY HIM BUT HE HAS BEEN VICTIMISED LIKE NATWAR SINGH THEN WHO IS MAKING THE MONEY?
CAN THE PM ATLEAST SAY THESE TWO ARE NOT VICTIMS AND ARE REALLY FULLY SAFE FROM STATE SNOOPERS OR STATE DEPARTMENT OF DIRTY TRICKS?
OR THAT WHEN A SCRIBE WRITES A SO CALLED BYLINE ARTICLE IT IS AUTHENTICATED BY THE ESTABLISHMENT OF INDIAN INFORMATION MINISTRY THAT IT IS INDEED SO?
CAN WE SAY THERE ARE NO COLANDERS LEAKING IN EVERY CORNER OF INDIA?
AND WHERE DID THOSE BOFORS KRONERS SLIP?
THAT IS THE SLIP BETWEEN THE CUP AND THE LIP AND THE CUPS THAT CHEER ALSO INEBRIATE SO IN AN INEBRIATED STATE OF A SPIKED DRINK CAUSING A DEAL TO BE STRUCK IS DUE FOR A LIGHTENING STRIKE AGAIN!
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In a country where so many people are being taken for  a ride by so few, unelected self selected promotors how can we know why JASWANT CAN'T NAME THE JASOOSI IF MAN OF THE GOI ISN'T GOING TO INVESTIGATE USING THE STATE'S INTELLIGENCE AS TO WHY HE IS AFRAID TO NAME THE MOLE?
 
WHY IS MAN SO AFRAID TO SPEAK IN PARLIAMENT THAT IS THE QUESTION?
 
 
IS MANMOHAN SINGH AFRAID BECAUSE HE IS ALSO A VICTIM AND SO IS IT UPTO THE VICTIM TO SPEAK UP AT ALL?
 
NO WONDER MANMOHAN SINGH IS PETRIFIED INTO SILENCE AND AS HAS BEEN PUT OUT IN THE PAPERS IN ANOTHER CONTEXT: THOUGH THE TEXT IS JUST AS CON: "SITTING PRETTY"!

INDIA'S PEOPLE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY VOTED FOR THIS BUNCH OF BANANA SPLITS!
 
LET THEM ALL SLIP AND FALL ON THE BANANA PEELS!
 
TO PEELS AND PEELS OF LAUGHTER.
 
LET THE LIGHT! LET THERE BE LIGHT.
 
LET THERE BE LIGHTHEARTEDNESS!
 
THAT AT THE END THERE WILL STILL BE MORE TUNNELLING AND BURROWING AND MOLES BURROWING INTO HOLES LIKE HOBBITS BUT NO LIGHT!

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