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THE GENUINE ARTICLE

 
THE GORA GOONDA IN THE GOVERNMENT OF AMERICA NEVER ISSUED THE GOOD FOR NOTHING GOONDA IN THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA ANY GOOD CONDUCT CERTIFICATE OF GOO' GOV'.
 
IT WAS DONE UPFRONT BY THE AGENCY THAT HANDLES ALL THE PLANTS IN THE MEDIA CALLED LINK ON GROUP OR SOME SUCH KINK BUT THE CHINK IN THE ARMOUR OF THE AMOUR PROPER IS THAT IT WAS JUST A BIT OF BACK PATTING AND BACK SLAPPING ONE UNELECTED USURPER OF POWER TO THE OTHER!

AND ALL FOR A LIGHT BULB THE OTHER PROMISES TO SELL THE OTHER who need never borther with having chaged a LIGHT BULB IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE!
 
'HOW MANY
E-CONS AND IN how many aeons does it take to change a light bulb?
 
IF THEY ARE SPECIALLY PICKED UP BY THE TERRIBLE TWINS OF BRETTONS WOODS, AS THE ECONOMICS PROFESSORS WHO PROFESS TOO MUCH AND DONTPROTEST TOO LITTLE THAT THEY DON'T PRACTICE POLITICS AS TRICK THE POLLS WITH PROMISES YOU CAN PICK IN THE PRIMROSE PATH TO PARA NOT DICED FOR BEING TOO DICEY AND TOO MINDFUL OF THE MID OF DICK CHENEY WHO DOES SUCH WONDERFUL MINCEPIES OUT PETER PRINCIPLES, WHO NEVER SHOW UP IN BORN AGAIN CHRISTAIN SAINTED PLACES SUCH AS SAINT PETERSBURG FULL OF STAINS THAT CAN'T WASH OFF PUSHKINS REMAINS AND SO ON TO HOW FUNNY THE COMMIE CAN CONVERT BACK TO CHRISTAIN SAINTHOOD SO THE HOODED HOODWINK THIS WEEK IS THAT IT TAKES FIFTY FOUR E-CONS TAHT IS ECONOMIC PROPS NOT PROFS PRACTISING THEIR OWN PROFESSION BUT FAILING AND FLAILING THE HIGH FALUTINWITH TEH HIGH FAULTING AS HOW PAKIS ARE TO BE BLAMED FOR EVERY BAD PENNY THAT DROPS THEIR BAD PENNIES FOR THOUGHTLESS EVERYWHERE AND THERE IS NOT A SHRED OF EVIDENCE TO SHOW IN HARDCORE MUCH LESS HARD COPY TO SHOW THAT VIRTUAL REALITY DOES REALLY LIVE IN TEH VIRTUAL VIRTUOSITY OF VIRTUES YOU DON'T FIND IN THE E-CONS WHO ARE SPECIALLY PICKED AND PACKAGED BY THE TERRIBLE TWIN TERRORS OF THE BANK AND THE FUND but that is precisely the point that it takes fifty four!
 
ONE TO NOT DO IT.
CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB THAT IS.
AND FIFTY THREE TO BE LAID OFF FOR LACKING THE PAPER WORK.
 
AND FAKING IT.
 
AND MAKE DO WITH THE SAME TIRESOME TRIO OFl
MEDIOCRE
MK NARAYANAN NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR TO THE HEADGEAR AND ALSO THE RAW INTELLIGENCE TO EAT IT ALL RAW WITH ENERGY SO RICH THAT PENSIONER POLICEPANTS CAN HAVE SO MUCH OF IT, AND THEN SARAN SITTING FOREIGN SECY AND SEN, OH YEAH WHITE WIFED SEN WHICH MAKES A BIG WHITE LIE OF INDIAN DEMOCRACY THAT ALL THESE DECOCTION AND DE CONSTRUCTED CONCOCTED TYPES COULD SPEAK ON BEHALD OF THE BILIOUS ONE BILLION AND PLUS OF US TO THE U.S. WHEN THEY AIN'T GOT ONE VILLAGE SARPANCH POST AMONGST OF THE THREE MUST QUIT VEERS AND IN VEERUDUS WHO ARE ACTUALLY JUST LIKE IN DUMAS DOMAGE QUE LE DAMAGE IS DONEl FOUR OF THEM AND THAT IS THE SINGH THING!
 
THAT THE THING MUSTN'T BE SINGED BY SINGH!
NOW GO SING
THAT TUNE!
FROM NOON
TO BOON
THAT NOT ONE LIGHT BULB WILL GLOW EVEN IF THE INSPECTOR IS NOT CALLED:
 
GOON!

PLACID WATERS RUN DEEP!
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PALESTINE PROBLEM RUNS DEEPER!

GONDOLAS IN VENICE.
 
AND GORI IS CALLED A GANDHI?
 
THOUGH SHE HAILS FROM ITALY?
 
GET REAL!

WHAT A VANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THE GOVERNMENT IS  SAID TO BE WORKING?
 
IF EVERYTHING IS DONE BY BARA BAJE, AT GYARA BAJE GYARA MNUTE THAT IS ALMOST TWENTY HOURS TOO LATE!

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