A WHIFF OF WHIMSY?

OR A WHITE MAN'S FANTASY?

DOES PAKISTAN HAVE THE P-BOMB?
OR IS IT A NEOCON GAME WHERE THE P-BOMB IS A POINT OF POINTED PARTITION "PLANT" SO THE SUBCONTINENT ENDS UP IN A WAR AND VOILA! THE WORK IS DONE. DESTRUCTION IS SHIVA TANDAVA. DO IT WITH DIVIDE AND RULE.

BUT DON'T FORGET TO BLAME THE NATIVES!

ADVANI'S JINNAH IS SECULAR WAS STILL RUNNING THE COMIC CRITICAL SHOW AT THE MOUSETRAP WHEN LAST HEARD.

SO THIS IS THE NEW IMPROVED MOUSETRAP?

RATUS RATUS?

WHERE THE ELITE AMONGST LET DOWN THE NATIVES OR IS IT THE ELI IN THE ELIPATHAYAM WHO DO TROD THAT PATH THAT EVEN ANGELS OR CALL HIM ENGELS WITHOUT HELLSBELLS WOULD FAIL TO TREAD?

WHAT FOOTFALLS ARE HEARD WHEN FOREIGN POWERS GET A FOOTHOLD ON OUR FOREIGN POLICY EVEN HELPFULLY LABELLED BY THEM AS 'ENLIGHTENED' NATIONAL POLICY.

OR IS IT PLAIN VANILLA, COMIC FANTASY IN A CONE?

WELCOME THE CINEMAS.

WELCOME TO THE SMALL SCREEN.

YOU WON'T WATCH IT ON C-SPAN.

OR SOMNATH SPEAKER'S LOK SABHA CHANNEL.

HERE'S THE WORLD PREMIERE OF:

KLEPTOCRACY!
AS
FILCH COPIA!
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ACTION

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- ABSTRACTIONS -

ABS TRACT IONS -

ABSTRACTIONS -

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!

ASTRAVAKRA SUM HIT

"

JAANE BHI DO YAARON"

JEENE BHI DO YAARON,

JANATA KO THODA BHI DO YAARON



JIMJAM


PLATO'S CAVE

CAVEAT.



PLATO, FULL.



HAVING HIS PLATE FULL?

FULL OF HIMSELF, FOR HIMSELF.

HAVING THE REPUBLIC FOR HIMSELF?



PAVLOV?-

WHAT'S THAT EXPERIMENT CALLED?



RING THE BELL.

YOU CAN HAVE THE BELLY RUN ON EMPTY!



VOILA WHAT A JOKE.

RING THE BELL.

SERVE EMPTY ON A PLATE.

CALL IT: FULL PLATE.

TICKLE THE PALATE.

PLATO SALIVATES IN HIS CAVE OVER HIS PARABLE.



AND VOILA

RING THE BELL.

RUN THE BELLY ON EMPTY.



WHAT?

YES. THAT'S HOW IT IS IN THE REPUBLIC.

EMPTY RHETORIC.



RUN THE REPUBLIC ON EMPTY.



EMPTY RHETERIC.



EMPTY THE RHETORIC.



VOILA.

RETRO. RETURN TO RETRO.



RHET IS THE BUTLER WITH A VASELINED POINTED MOUSTACHE GIVING HENRY POIROT A COMPLEX ABOUT HOW COMPLICATED IT IS IN QUEEN'S ENGLISH WHEN YOU TRY TO OVERRUN AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX WITH A SUPERIOR SMIRK AND SAY: 'MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!



WHICH SHOULD HAVE REALLY BEGUN WITH A BUT: OH BUT BUTLER BEING BUTLER EVEN IF IT WAS RHET AS IN RETRO REPRESSED BUT IRREPRESSIBLE ABOUT THE UNSUPPRESSED SUPERIOR SMIRK SUPPRESSING SCARLET TO A HAIR O'HAIR HARANGUE 'BUT, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!

GONE WITH THE WIND?



YOU MUST BE JOKING.


BLOWIN' IN THE WIND.

:

'HOW MANY DEATHS WILL IT TAKE TILL HE KNOWS.

THAT TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED!:

THE ANSWER MY FRIEND IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND2

THE ANSWER IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND.'


'FRANKLY, MY DEAR I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.' THAT WAS EXACTLY HOW RHET WAS INTO BUTLER ENGLISH.


BUT BUTTER FINGERS, WHO DROP BOMBSHELLS AND CALL THEM LEGISLATIONS, THOUGH THEY ARE SO GREASY WITH BUTTERING UP, AS WE SAYS OUT HERE, SO FULL OF MASKA POLISH, THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN POLISH THEIR SPEECHES TO SOUND LIKE POLITE POLISH, THAT IS EXACTLY HOW THEY UNMEAN WHEN THEY UNDERMINE NATIONS.

LITERALLY UNDER MINE AS TO PEEK PRODE AND PROBE WITH PEEPING TOM TECHNOLOGY AND HEARING HOD AUDIOLOGY, TO SEE HOW MUCH PLUTONIUM WE CAN MINE, HOW MUCH URANIUM WE CAN MINE IN OUR OWN MINES WHICH EVEN IN THE DAYS OF KAUTILYA'S ARTHA SASTRA WERE ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THE STATE MUST NEVER LET OUT OF IT'S CONTROL!

OH MINES BELONGED TO THE STATE.�

AND MINES WEREN'T TO BELONG TO THOSE WHO CANNOT THINK BEYOND MINE AND HAVE NO MIND TO MIND MINES A AS THE PROPERTY OF THE STATE.

LE ROI, C'EST MOI.

C'EST MOI, L'ETAT.



THE KING, IT'S ME.

IT'S ME, THE STATE.


SO 'FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN..' IS BUTLER ENGLISH AND THERE IS NO RHETTING ABOUT IT AS GETTING AWAY WITH RHET AS BUTLER BUTTERING THE KNIFE BEFORE STICKING IT IN, BUT BE THAT AS IT MAY, IT MAYN'T PASS MUSTER EVEN IF RATUS RATUS PASS ON THE MASKA POLISH SO THAT SHOULD HAVE REALLY BEEN:


'FRANKING MACHINE, MY DEAR, I DAREN'T GIVE A DAMN TO.'

WHICH IS THE WHOLE PROBLEM AS NICELY DISMISSED BY SCARLETTE IN HER CORSETS INTO WHICH SHE WAS STITCHED WHILE HOLDING HER BREATH WHILE THE HABERDASHER WAS BUSY DASHINGAROUND HER TO MAKE HER DASHING FOR HER NUCLEAR DEAL DATING SERVICES, OR MAYBE NOT THAT BUT WHAT IS IT CALLED: THE FIRST VIEWING A GAL GETS FOR HER COMING OUT BALL, YES THAT FOR WHICH SHE WAS BEING 'PREPARED' AS 'PREPAID' DEBUTANTE TO DEBUNK THEORIES ABOUT DESIRABLE DESTINATIONS OF NATIONS, AND SUCH UNCIVIL THINGS AS CIVIL WARS, WHICH WERE GOING ON, WHILE SHE STOOD THERE HOLDING HER BREATH. HOPEFULLY WASP WAISTED NOW WHAT WAS IT, FOURTEEN OR SIXTEEN INCHES INTO WHICH SHE HAD TO BE COMPRESSED LIKE A FLASH MUCH LIKE MICROSOFT CURSOR HAVING A SANDCLOCK, SO WASPED AROUND THE MIDDLE, WASTEING AWAY WITH NUCLEAR WASTES WASP WAISTED, OH YEAH WASP WASTED, WHILE BEING STUCK TO THE SPOT WHILE THE HABERDASHERS AND ASSISTANTS WENT ABOUT POKING PINS INTO HER MIDDLE THINKING SHE WAS A PINK PIN CUSHION!

CALL IT COLOUR BLINDNESS BUT THE PROBLEM REMAINS THE SAME IN RETRO! SCARLET AS A PINK PIN CUSHION! OR CARROTS DANGLED FOR THE CARROT TOP. WAS THAT THE COLOUR OF HER HAIR, O'HARA, SCARLETTE OR DID THAT WORK A TINGE OUT OF A TIN CAN AEROSOL?


TURNED TURNIP AS SHE WAS NIPPED IN HER MIDDLE?



OH IT WAS NICKED ALL RIGHT.


NICKED. AND IN THE NICK OF TIME THE AUTHENTICATION, IN RETRO WILL HAVE BEEN PASSED TO TAKE US BACKYARD.


WHAT GREW IN OUR OWN BACKYARD WILL BE PLUCKED OUT BY U.S. USING PEEPING TOM TECHOLOGY AND HEARING HOD AUDIOLOGY AND IT WILL BE AUTHENTICATED BY RATUS RATUS WITHOUT RECOURSE TO 'RESERVED' JUDGEMENT LINGERING IN THE SUPREME COURT AS HOW THE ONE WHO COURTS THE MOST CAVE IN MECHANISMS IN THE HISTORY OF INDIAN CONSTITUTION WILL BE THE CAVEAT OF THE CAVEMAN TACTICS.

SO WHEN SCARLETTE GOES, 'THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW' OR RATHER, 'TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY.' TO BORROW FROM TOMORROW WHICH IS THE AMERICAN CREED FOR EVANSCENT GREED TO 'AVE IT ALL LIKE TILL THEY 'AVE IT UP CAPITOL 'ILLS AND ARE SCREAMING WITH PLATITUDES ABOUT PLATO'S REPUBLIC WHILE PEEKING DOWN HIS CAVE TO NICK HIS PARABLE WHICH HE HIMSELF PROBABLY NICKED OFF THE CAVE WITH CAVEMAN'S TACTICS STEALING PRICEELSS CAVEMAN'S LEAVINGS FOR POSTERITY WHICH IS THE SAME PAIN IN THE POSTERIOR AS THE PAINT IN THE POSTERIOR THAT IS THE INSURANCE COVER, CYA, COVER YOUR ASS, SO CIAS AS IN THE SOOTHCIAS SIGH AND DON'T SAY, BUT IT IS JUST AS SCARLETTE WOULD PINPOINT EVEN AS SHE WAS BEING POURED AND STITCHED INTO HER TIGHTFITTING PERIOD COSTUMES WITH PINS STICKING INTO HER MIDDLE AS SHE KEPT PURRING WHILE THE BUTLER KEPT HER WAITING AS HE KEPT POURING MASKA POLISH ON THOSE WHO MASK AND DON'T ASK 'CAN YOU PASS ME THE SALT SHAKER PLEASE' AND CALL IT INSTEAD WHAT? ME ASK FOR PARTY FUNDING?

YEAH. THAT IS WHAT IT WAS.

THE FRANKING MACHINE.

AND THE RE-ELECTION FUNDING.


WHICH THE HARD LOBBING LOBBYISTS SUSSED IT OUT FOR WHAT IT WAS!


SO HERE IT IS DECODED.

'FRANKING MACHINE, MY DEAR, DAREN'T GIVE ME A DAMN.'

WHICH MEANS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF "ME POOR THING".



IT MEANS:--

'FRANKING MACHINE, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DIME.'

WHICH WITH THE GLOSS OF VANASPATHI OR DALDA DALLIANCE AT THE DIRTY TRICKS DEPARTMENT MEANS, DON'T GET YOUR FINGERS DIRTY, SO PRETEND TO DROP IT WITH BUTTER FINGERS, 'FRANKING MACHINE, MY DEAR, FRANKLY, IS PRECISELY, THAT DEAR, THAT I CAN'T PAY FOR MY OWN RE-ELECTION!'

SO NEED STATE FUNDING VERY BADLY FOR THE FRANKING MACHINE OR SHALL BE DISENFRANCHISED AT RE-ELECTION.

WHICH IS WHEN NINE HUNDRED AND ODD PAGES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT CIVIL WAR LATER BUT YOU COULD HARDLY TELL WHICH IS WHAT IT HAS BEEN LIKE NOW TO SEE HOW THEY NOT ONLY BORROW FROM TOMORROW BUT BURROW INTO RETRO, AS SCARLETTE STILL IN HER CORSETS INTO WHICH SHE WAS STITCHED WAY BACK ON PAGE THREE OR SOME SUCH, BUT WHO COUNTS PAGES BY THE SUN TABLOID SEE, WHERE THE WORLD ACCORDING OGLE STOPS TO WHAT ELSE BUT OGLE, SO, 'TOMORROW IS ANOTHER ANOTHER DAY.'

MEANS JUST THAT IN VANASPATHI GLOSS.


'TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY FOR RE-ELECTION AND THE FRANKING MACHINE MUST BE PAID FOR, SO WHAT DO I CARE WHICH PIECE OF LEGIS I PUSH WITHOUT READING A LINE OF IT, AS LONG AS IT IS ON THE LINE, THAT THE FRANKING MACHINE WON'T GET A DIME OUT OF ME, PAYING OUT OF MY OWN POCKET, SO CALL ME A PICKPOCKET IF YOU DARE, BUT 'FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DIME!'

AND SCARLETTE GOES, 'TOMORROW, IS ANOTHER DAY. NOT TO ASK WHY.

'WHY, TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY.'

WHERE SOMEONE LIKE THE NOT SOMEONE LIKE THE ENTIRE STATE AND ESTABLISHMENT MUST EMBEZZLE THE STATE AND ESTABLISHMENT TO ESTABLISH THE UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGE TRUTH THAT A MAN IN SEARCH OF RE-ELECTION HAS ANOTHER WAR TO WAGE OVER THE OTHER WAIF/OTHER WIFE WHICH IS WHAT THEY SAID WAY BACK IN THE VEDAS, BUT THAT IS GOING TOO RETRO BY THE OSCAR STANDARDS WHOSE BLADDER CONTROL IS ABOUT NINETY MINUTES, SO THE WAGES OF WAR MUST COURT WAGES OF WAR IN AN ENDLESS COURTSHIP AND THERE IS ALWAYS MORE TO BORROW FROM TOMORROW BECAUSE EVERY TOMORROW STILL HAS ANOTHER TOMORROW IN AN ENDLESS SPOOL OF TOMORROWS PLAYING POOLS WITH TOMORROWS AND HEY! BINGO!


WHAT'S BANGING ON THE DESK?


OH! THE ONLY COPY OF THE INDO-US CIVIL NUCLEAR DEAL.


OH CLEAR THAT!

IN A JIFFY AND DON'T BOTHER ABOUT BUSTING THE BLISTER PACK.

DON'T EVER BRING IT BACK!�

OR IT SHALL BE DEEMED A DEAL MAKER WHICH MEANS HOLLOW PROMISES SHALL MEET HOLLOW RHETORIC OF ELECTION REDOS BUT THAT WON'T DO.

AND YES. IT WAS AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY BUT SO WHAT MARJORIE?

NEAR UNANIMITY?


LUBE, NOT LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERICS IS NOT COLOUR HAVING A CATARACT OF RUNNING COLOURS IN A LACK OF CHARACTER IN THE 'SENSE OF CONGRESS' FOR BIPARTISANS MUST BE INTO COUPLING TO MAKE A NEW BRANDING ROD AND YES LO AND BEHOLD NO MATTER HOW LOW WE GO TO PUT ON HOLD THE DELIVERY, THE NEW IMPROVED IF IT COMES WHEN IT COMES IS THE SAME OLD BAWLING BRAT!


WHAT? YEAH. IT IS STILL CALLED: ONE LIGHTBULB.

AND THAT IS THE NEW IMPROVED BABY BORN BUT STILL CALLED: ONE LIGHTBULB.


WHICH NOT ONE OF THEM CAN CHANGE DESPITE DESPICABLE AMOUNTS OF PAPERWORK INTO WHICH IT COMES AS A GIFTWRAPPED GLORY FROM THE GOD INDUSTRY.

FOR NOT ONE OF US CAN CHANGE A SINGLE LIGHT BUGGA, AND BUGGER THAT BILL, WE MUST BUGGER THE BUGGERS BEHIND THEIR BACKS WITH BACKDOOR ENTRIES!

BARN STORMING? TACTICS?


NAH. PLAIN BORING. PLAIN VANILLA. PEEK DOWN PLATO'S CAVE TO CAVE IN PLATO WITH HIS OWN PICTURES AND NOT A PARABLE WILL BE ABLE TO SPARE A PARA IN NON-BINDING AS UNBECOMING BUT THAT'S ANOTHER FLICK. FLICKED.



FOWL.?

FICHED?

WHO'S CALLING WHOM: FROM CHICKEN OUT FARM?

SHAMES BOND.'

BOND. THE NAME'S SHAMES!

OCTOPUSSSED.



NAH. NON PLUSSED.


TOO MANY NONS MUST BE PLUSSED TO MAKE A RE-ELECTION YEAR RINGING IN THE CASH REGISTER.



"FRANKING MACHINE, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DIME.'
'POOR YOU ME. LET ME TELL YOU BUTLER, YOUR ENGLISH IS BUTLER ENGLISH BUT, BELIEVE YOU ME, THERE IS ALWAYS TOMORROW.'



TO BORROW?

YIPPEE. THANKS FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT. BUT------FRANKING MACHINE, MY DEAR, WILL BE MY UNDERMINING. SO WOULDN'T MIND MINING THE INDIANS AND BUY THEIRS FOR A FEW SHINY BEADS.'



OH TRES JHOLIS. THAT'S A PRETTY BEAD BAG YOU GOT FOR THE COMMIES! AND THAT IS A WONDERFUL BEAD EMBROIDERY THERE. TRES JHOLI!


**********************"

'! AND THE SHEEN

OF THEIR SPEARS,

WAS LIKE STARS

ON THE SEA.'

DESTRUCTION

AT SENNACHERIB.

GEORGE GORDON, LORD BYRON.


WITH DIAMOND GLINTED DIAMOND HARD EYES THEY STARE YOU DOWN AND SAY: 'MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.'

­
'BUT THERE IS ALWAYS TOMMORROW,' SCARLETTE WOULD BOW AND BEG FROM THE WORLD BANK AND STILL THAT IS HOW RETRO IT GETS WHEN YOU CAN'T SH! WHAT'S BUTLER ENGLISH?


SPOKEN WITH ASTERISKS THROUGH A MOUTHFUL OF BUTTER ROLL YOU ARE HAVING FOR BRUNCH!

revelations.

all this about digging wells, recharging wells and not being overcharged with withdrawals and the rest of PRINCELY STORIES ARE NOTHING BUT PRISSY PANTS HAVING A VICARIOUS IRRESPONSIBILITY

WHERE THEY TRY OUT THEIR LACK OF TECHNICAL EXCELLENCE USING AN ATAVISTIC TEXT SUCH AS

KAUTILYA'S ARTHASHASTRA

TO

SEE IF

MANDALA

THEORY

REALLY WORKS.


BUT LIKE ALL THINGS

ONLY WRITERS OF WORKS KNOW WHAT WORKS

AND WHAT WORKS IN FICTION

CAN'T WORK IN NON-FICTION%

AND NON-FICTIONALISED

FICTION

OR

FACTION

IS NOT GOING

TO WORK AT ALL

AS NOT GO TO WORK AT ALL

WHICH IS WHAT ALL GURKHAS DO WHILE DOING THEIR GOORKAS ON GOVERNMENT TIME WHILE

GORES KHAS, IS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GLOBALISATION WHICH IS COLONIALISM USING THE SAME OLD CAST BUT SHOWING AT GLOBAL THEATRES NOW OWNED BY THE JAPANES WHICH IS HOW 'UNIVERSAL' IT CAN GET TO BE SONY'S

SO GORE KHAS,
ARE NOT AT ALL KHAS, AND THEY5

GET THEIR KHAS KHAS KHABRE QUITE LIKE

KHOOBANI KAHANI.

WITHOUT THE KHOON KA RISTHA OF

BEING ABEL TO TELL KANE

FROM

WHAT IT MEANS TO SAY:

SUKOON

AND WHAT IT IS SO MEAN AS TO BE MEANINGLESS TO BE MANGLED LIKE:

SUCK KHOON

SUBTLE TELLING DIFFERENCE BUT THERE IT IS

FOR WHAT IT ISo

AND ONLY WRITERS OF WORK WHO STREW PEBBLES KNOW WHERE THERE IS A SPIN AND WHERE THERE IS A SPRAY

AND YES,

RATHAMUSALA,

IS

AJATHASATTU'S

WARRIOR$

IS THAT A WAR CHARIOT

OR

WAR CHARIOTEER

CHEER UP!

THE TELLING DIFFERENCE IS IN THE TELLING

BUT BEYOND THAT!

GOING BACK TO THAT

BOOK?

ARTHASHASTRA ISN'T GOING TO MAKE ANYONE CHANAKYA !

AND

SO

IF SOME JOHNNY

COME LATELY

[AFTER HAVING SPENT TOO LONG IN THE JOHN]

SAYS

KAUTILYA

IS

MACHIAVELLIAN

IT IS LIKE MEAD

! MADE IN MIDDLE COUNTRY

AND SERVED

BY MAO
WITHOUT

SPEAKING

A WORD

OF CHINESE

NOT EVEN

IN CALLIGRAPHY

TO SAY:

'WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT COLOUR THE CAT IS AS LONG AS IT CATCHES MICE.'

WHICH IS NICE BUT NOT IF YOU ARE MOUSY AND NOT AT ALL IF YOU ARE A CAT WITHOUT A WIT OF COLOUR AND NOT IF THE MOUSE IS IN A MOUSETRAP AND THE CAT AIN'T DONE SHOPPING AT DIY: NAC OF SURVIVAL TOOLS AND INSTRUMENTS,

SO MANY IMPONDERABLES

AND UNDEPENDABLES

THAT

CANTOLESE
IN

CANTONMENTS

OF

CALCUTTA

AREN'T

FALLING

FOR

THAT

TRICK

FOR

THEY CAN

SMELL

A WHIFF

OF WHIMSY

FROM
THE NOSTALGIA

FOR

THE

RAJ

WHEN

THERE

ARE

"WHIMSICALS"

HAVING WORDS$

PUT INTO THEIR MOUTHS

MAKING

IT

MEAD

MADE

IN

MIDDLE COUNTRY

TO BE

THE GRUEL

CRUEL

FOR

'GASVANTI

MAATALU

MAA

MOOTHULALLA

ROUTHULA
MOOTALU

RALLANE RALAVU!

MUTHYALA

MOOTALU

KAADU.



GAYI

MA

MOOTHILA

LENDI

RANE RAVU

RALLANE

RALLAVU!'
RALLY ROUND PRINCE

WITH A PRAYER? !



! NICE STORY !

WRONG CONTEXT. !

THE NAME IS

! SO NEW TO US.> !

IT MUST BE IN KAUTILYA'S TIME WE LAST HEARD IT! !



WHICH MEANS

IN

MEAD'S

MIDDLE ENGLISH:

'WHIMSICAL'

IS THE GRUEL

CRUEL

GRINDING !

MACHINE !

OF MACHIAVELLI! !

WE CAN'T SAY !

THAT WORD" !

IF OUR VOCABULARIES !

WERE SCREAMING !

OUT FOR VACANCIES !

TO BE FILLED! !

BY BPO'S! !

!

GET IT? !

HOW WE GOT IT! !

!

GOOD! GOOD! !

!

WORDS IN MOUTHS !

AIN'T A

! MOUTHFUL OF MEAD "

! FROM MIDDLE COUNTRY
AS COULD BE READ

AS HAVING NEVER BEEN SAID"

EVEN AS A SO CALLED !

ASIDE !

AND !

SET ASIDE !

'SIDEREMARKS' !

AS WE WOULD SAY. !

OUT OF THE SIDES OF OUR MOUTHS!



WHIMSICAL?

YOU MIGHT ADD A WHIFF OF IT.



AND------

MACHIAVELLI

IS

CHANAKYAN

SO

CHANA BATANA

KYAN HAI?



TIMEPASS!

MASALA BATANA HAI!



HAI! HAI!



AND WE ALL KNOW

2 OPPORTUNISTS

! =

! 1 MACHIAVELLI.



AND NOT ALL MACHIAVELLIS ARE EQUAL TO ONE CHANAKYA! !

WHO AS KAUTILYA

WROTE

THE !

ARTHASHASTRAS.
There is no ASOKA'S ROCK EDICT HERE THAT GOES: 'ALL CHILDREN ARE MY CHILDREN' WHICH IS AT NOW GO AND FIND OUT WHERE THAT IS. STARTS WITH A 'D' BY A RIVER RENAMED 'D'. AFTER THE 'D'!



BUT HERE IT IS HOW KAUTILYA SAID IT IN ARTHASHASTRA:



'Praja sukham rajah)

prajaanaan cha hite hitam|'

naatmapriyam hitam rajah+

prajanaam thu priyam hitam||



In the hapiness of his subjects lies the king's happiness;,

in their welfare his welfare.

He shall not consider as good

only that which pleases him,

but treatas beneficial to him.

whatever pleases his subjects.'



I.19.34

SO IN SHORT NOT ONLY COULD ALL THE MACHIAVELLIANS EVERYWHERE NOT END UP LIKE ONE KAUTILYA, KAUTILYA WAS NOT AT ALL MACHIAVELLIAN WHICH IS ONE BIG LIE^

WHICH AS WE ALL KNOW BY THE MEASURE OF POLITICAL OPPONENTS = TWO OPPORTUNISTS.



So that was the sort of stories put out by ignoramuses especially the sort of ignoramuses who ignore the muses.


I G N O R A M U S E S

I G N O R E A M U S E

I G N O R E A M U S E

I G N O R E A M U S E


IN SHORT THE UTES.

WHO ARE TOTAL UTILITARIANS.


THEY USE SUCH SILLY COMPARISONS OF SAYING A 321 BC KAUTILYA THAT IS CHANAKYA OF KUTILA GOTRA ALSO CALLED VISHNUGUPTA OR IN EXACT LITERAL TRANSLATION THE SECRET OF THE OPERATOR OF THE G.O.D. INDUSTRY [THAT IS IF G FOR GENERATOR,O FOR OPERATOR, D IS FOR DESTROYER OR AS THE THREE WINGS OF THE DIVINE RIGHT OF GOVERNMENT GOES: THE EXECUTIVE, THE JUDICARY AND THE LEGISLATIVE!]

SO THAT IS HOW UNELECTED GOVERNMENTS GET DIVINE RIGHTS TO DIVINATION WHICH IS WATER DIVINING IN DRIED UP WELLS AND SO THE BILLING DEPARTMENT OF THE G.O.D.INDUSTRY TO BE FOOTING THE BILL AND NOT USE LOBBYISTS LUBE TUBES WHICH DON'T SHOW ON C-SPAN OR ON SOMNATH SPEAKER'S LOK SABHA CHANNEL WITH A FUNNY LINE THAT FALLS FLAT OFF THE FLAT SCREEN OF THE FALSITY AS HOW ASATO MA SATGAMAYA IS GOING TO TIE AND DYE HTE COUNTRY INTO DARKNESS INSTEAD OF LEADING US INTO LIGHT WITH TRUTH A THE VEDIC CHANT WOULD HAVE IT, WHEELING IT BACK INTO RETRO SO PASSIVESPEECHED AS TO GO 'BACKWARD REELED THE HEAD AS THE SENTENCE REELED SO HARSH AND SO BACKYARD INTO OUR OWN BACKYARD WHERE WE WILL BE BUYING BACK WHAT WAS TAKEN OFF WITHOUT PERMISSION USING PEEPING TOM TECHNOLOGY AND HEARING HOD AUDIOLOGY! ALAS! A LOSS SO HARSH! WITH STEAL SYNDROME THAT IT IS KLEPTOCRACY TO BE SEEING IT ON COLOUR TV!]WHICH IS NOT SHOWN ON THEIR CHANNEL WHICH IS CALLED C-SPAN TO PAN IT ALL UP MINUS THE 'I' THAT IS SO PANNED OUT WITHOUT BEING PAINED, WHICH IS HOW IT IS, A FLASH IN THE PAN, MINUS THE PAIN OF 'I' FEEL OR FELL INTO THE PAN, BUT DID NOT FEEL THE PAIN,

PAN

PA'I'N

IT CAN GO FOR BROKE ON THE MANDALA THEORY WHERE JASOOSI GETS A JUST SAUCES SERVED BY JASOOSI AND IT IS REALLY THRILLING AS NOT IN SHAMES BOND OH AS NOT IN SHAMES BOND!



DOUBLE OH SHAVING BLADE.

GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET!


IS WHERE A SNAKEOIL SALESMAN DOES THE NICKING OF THE ORIGINAL INVENTION AND DOES NOT PAY A NICKEL AND IS PAID IN PRECIOUS PRICELESS POETIC JUSTICE WHEN HE STILL GETS A NICK AND THERE IS NO ALUM TO RUB INTO THE NICK AND STENCH THE BLEED FROM THE DEADGIVEAWAY THAT IF YOU NICK SOMETHING OFF SOMETHING WITHOUT PAYING A NICKEL YOU GET NICKED IN RETURN

AND THE WORLD KNOWS IT FOR WHAT IS.-

WHICH IS VERY MACHIAVELLI.


TWO OPPORTUNISTS = ONE MACHIAVELLI.



SO A MEDIEVAL MIDDLE OF SECOND MILLENEUM TYPE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN CHANAKYAN BECAUSE OF LACK OF GENES AND NOT HAVING GOTRA WHICH IS HOW IT IS WITH GORI GANDHI!



NO GENES.

NO GENEALOGY.

NO GOTRA.

NOT GANDHI!

™

IT IS THAT DEDUCTIVE AND YOU DON'T NEED AN INFERENTIAL ENGINE TO GO THROUGH IT USING THE CAKRAKA OR THE CIRCLE OF REASON TO KNOW THAT.



CON'S CON.

AND IF YOU EGRESS THE CON IT DON'T PROGESS TO BECOME CONGRESS MUCH LESS MAKE AN INGRESS INTO A PARTY THAT CAN'T HAVE INNER PARTY DEMOCRACY AND HAS DOGLIKE [WHICH THOUGH LIKE MIGHT BE LIKE IS NOT DOG IF YOU TURN IT AROUND AND SPELL IT THE SAME TO SAY GOD FOR LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS:

G O D

D O G

BUT WHAT'S BUT AN O BETWEEN A G AND D BUT GANDHI!5

AN' BEING AN APOSTROPHE FOR CATASTROPHE AND A TROPHY LOOKING FOR TROUBLE WITHOUT BOTHERING TO WIN THE TROPHY EXCEPT DYSTROPHY AND HAVE DYSFUNCTIONAL DSYTROPHIES THAT COME LICKING ON THE LOOKOUT FOR LEFTOVERS WHO COME WITH DOGGY BAGS AND DOGLOOKS FOR LEFTOVERS WITH SUCH HANGDOG EXPRESSIONS!



AH! DOPPELGANGER.

DO THE NATIONAL SECURITY IN!

SO THE STORY OF PRINCE AND THE STORY OF PRIME MINISTER SPEAKING OF RECHARGING DISUSED WELLS BUT NOT OVERDRAWING ON THEM BEFORE BEING SOLD OUT ON CCTV WHICH IS WHAT THE PUNTERS PLUGGING THE STORY ARE REALLY PLUGGING FOR TO PACK THE NATION WITHIN THE SHORT CIRCUIT OF CCTV WHILE THE UNIFORMS WHICH ARE INFILTRATED SO THOROUGHLY WOULD BE TESTED OUT THE MANDALA THEORY IN PRACTICALS AND YES JASOOSI WILL UNDO JASOOSI LIKE THE JUDAS GOAT, BUT IN A TURNCOAT, NOT THE COMPLETE COAT OF COLOURS WHICH BELONGED TO THAT BIBLICAL BOY BUT BE THAT AS IT MAY, THE DIAGRAMS DRAWN LIKE THEY WERE DRAWN BY THE KAUTILYAN ILLUSTRATOR WERE A DEADGIVEAWAY, SO INCLUDING THE DIAGRAMS AND THE MANDALA PRACTICALS PRACTISED BY SoothCIAS WHO HAVE INFILTRATED EVERY UNIFORM SERVICES FROM POLICEPANTS TO ARMED FORCES, IT IS NOTHING BUT JASOOSI AS NICKED FROM KAUTILYA'S ARTHASHASTRA INCLUDING HOW THEY WANT TO DO THE UNDERMINING WHEN KAUTILYA EXPRESSLY STATED THE STATE NOT COME TO SUCH A SORRY PASS AS TO PART WITH THAT PART OF STATE PROPERTYR

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE INTRUSIVE INVASIVE TACTICS ARE UP TO:



! HOW FAR CAN THEY PUSH AND GETAWAY WITH IT?

****************

revelations.
HOW DID 'PRINCE' GET HIS NAME?

HERE'S THE HOT DECODE ON THAT.


The nation was glued to colour television as the ones who were plugging for sales of CCTV to captive audiences, which they have infiltrated so thoroughly like the uniformed services, trying to see if the KAUTILYAN METHOD WAS PRACTICAL, as they themselves lacked a PRACTICAL MANUAL OF THEIR OWN AND THEY WERE PRACTICING BY PROXY THROUGH SERVERS WHO WERE SLAVES, OR PROXY SERVERS AS SLAVE STATIONS IN A MASTER-SLAVE COMPROMISATION WITH SHOCKING ON THE SPOT COMPENSATIONS ANNOUNCED FOR EVERY BUMP OFF OR THEREISH CALLED EX-GRATIA WHICH IS GRATING, AS IT IS GRATIS AND AS IT IS SIPHONED OFF AT SOURCE, SO WHEN THEY WERE INTO KLEPTOCRACY OF KEEPING KAUTILYA SECRET BY NICKING HIS WORKS, THE DEADGIVEAWAY WAS WHEN THE UNELECTED PRIME MISTER OF INDIA WAS Blathering on about UNUSED WELLS AND HOW THEY MUST BE RECHARGED BUT NOT OVERDRAWN WHICH ALONG WITH DIAGRAMS OF MOATS, CAVES AND MANDALA THEORY WITH RINGS AND RINGS AND RACKETS OF SPIES WAS A STRAIGHT LIFT FROM KAUTILYA, SO MACHIAVELLIAN, WHICH AS WE KNOW IN THE MEASURE FOR MEASURE OF JOE. E. IS THE MEASURE OF POLITICAL OPPONENTS:-0

2 OPPORTUNISTS= 1 MACHIAVELLI

SO WHEN MACHIVELLIAN GOT A CHANAKYAN "THROW FORWARD" WHERE CHANAKYA WAS SAID TO BE MACHIAVELLIAN IT WAS A 'THROW BACK' TO SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN THROW BACK AND STILL GETAWAY WITH IT.



SO, WHEN THEY GOT A LITTLE INTO THAT BOOK AND STARTED TO POKE AND PROD TO SEE WHETHER THE WELL THEORY WOULD LAST IN PRACTICALS AND THERE WERE SO MANY CCTV'S TO PLUG TO THE UNIFORM SERVICES, WHILE THE NATION WAS PRAYERFULLY PERCHED ON THEIR SOFAS, SO FAR SO NEAR, watching it all on colour televisions, THAT 'PRINCE' OH YES THAT STRANGE NAME, 'PRINCE' WAS WHAT MACHIAVELLI WROTE!



THE PRINCE!



THAT WAS ONE VOLUME SO THIN THAT MACHIAVELLI WROTE AND THAT TOO WAS A NEAR LIFT FROM KAUTILYA'S ARTHASHASTRA THE ONLY KNOWN TREATISE ON PRACTICALLY ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO PRACTISES OF STATECRAFT! OF POLITICAL ECONOMY.



SO WHEN THE WAR ON THE WAIF/OTHER WIFE WAS HAVING AN ARTHARVA VEDA IN GREEK, THAT IS THEY GOT HELEN OF TROY INTO,

ALONG WITH THE TROJAN HORSE WHICH IS WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU STICK TOO MANY UNIFORM SERVICE TYPES STUCK IN STATE FACILITIES WITHOUT THE SAID FACILITIES SO THINGS ARE JUST WHAT THEY ARE EVEN IF THEY DON'T TO SEEM TO BE STRAIGHT LIFTS AND KLEPTOCRACY, WHICH IS HOW WATERWORKS GET SO KAUTILYAN AND HERE IT IS IN HIS OWN WORKS:

'Dams built to store water from a flowing source [such as a river] are preferable to those built to store water brought by canals [ie. dug for that purpose-- {so do you see why they must be recharged but not overdrawn? and why TELUGU GANGA IS NEVER COMPLETED EVEN NEARLY A QUARTER CENTURY ON?]

'Among reservoirs built by damming rivers, the one which irrigates a larger area is better.'

[7.12.4,5]



THAT IS WHY THE UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA WILL PLUG AND PLAY THE WORLD BANK WINKING AND HOODWINKING THROUGH SUCH A THROW BACK TO KAUTILYA'S 321B.C. -150 A.D.!3

AND THAT IS HOW RETRO IT CAN GO!


AND NOW DO YOU SEE HOW 'PRINCE' WHO WAS RETRIEVED FROM A DRY WELL NEAR A BOREWELL GOT HIS LEASE OF LIFE AND A CCTV SHOWING SO THEY CAN PLUG FOR SALES TO THE UNIFORM SERVICES WHICH THEY HAVE SO THOROUGHLY INFILTRATED WITH SoothCIAS and since MACHIAVELLI IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE A VAGUE COPY OF CHANAKYAN AND HIS ONE FAMOUS THIN WORK WAS 'THE PRINCE' THE BOY WAS THUS RECHRISTIANED AS WITH ALL THINGS ITALIAN!



IF THE SHOE FITS-------------

SHOW IT!



WHERE THE SHOE PINCHES.



IS WHERE THE PINCH IS!



SO FROM DIGGING WELLS, TO WATER WORKS AND DAMS, AND THE 'PRINCE' RESCUE EPISODE IT IS THE SAME FATIGUE AND THE ARMY FATIGUES!DOING CIVVIES AND BEING CHIVVIED BY INTERNAL SECURITY AND CHAMCHAGIRI WITH KHADI CHAMACH CHAI.



BEEN THERE DONE THAT.

SO WHAT?



HAI. HAI.

HI. BYE.

!

SO WHAT'S NEW?.

THAT WE AIN'T ALREADY KNEW?£

NO NONE OF THAT WILL BE IN THE RTI FOR THERE WON'T ANY NOTES AND FILINGS ANYWHERE IN A KLEPTOCRACY STATE BEING TUTORED BY THE WORLD BANK CLERKS.


CHAR ANNA CHILLAR TYPES AS THE RBI HAS JUST SHOWN DON'T HAVE THE JAS!



JAS IS THE ANCHOR AND JAS IS THE STOCK AND THEY DON'T ANCHOR THE STATE TO TAKE STOCK AND DEPLETE THE STOCK OF THE NATION WITH SILLY COLOUR TELEVISION SHORT CIRCUITRY PLUGGED AND PLAYED INTO A CCTV CAPTIVE AUDIENCE AS: 'PRINCE'!



AND HOW DID WE END UP WITH THE ITALIAN AYAH'S SACRIFICE AND HER SON AS THE SCION OF A DOUBLE BARRELED FAUX FAMILY DOING THE DYNASTY OF THE RIFF RAFF RISE AND RISE AS IF THE RIFF IS FROM THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SON?


AGAIN KAUTILYAN KLETPCRACY WHERE OLIGARCHIES WILL BE RULING CLIQUES, AND YES, KULASAMGHAMS OR CLAN OLIGARCHIES AT THAT, SO THERE IS SO MUCH CLAMOUR FOR RESERVATIONS AND CASTE CLAD RESERVATIONS ON THE OBC PLUG AND PLAY STATIONS AND THE PRAYERFUL PLAY ON 'PRINCE' RESCUE OPERA TRICKS, ON CCTV SALES PITCH FROM THE PIT STATION WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY THE PITS, IT IS KAUTILYAN WHERE THE PUROHITS ARE GREAT HITS WHO WOULD INFLUENCE 'GREAT PERSONAL INFLUENCE OVER THE KING AS THE SACRIFICER [SO THE STORY OF THE ITALIAN AYAH'S TAKEOVER OF THE LEGEND OF LORD RAMA AND THE REST IS VERY KAUTILYAN KLEPTOCRACY] AND MAGICIAN!'



SO JADOOOOOOOOOOOO!



AND JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSI!



WHICH IS HOW MAHAJAN GOT INTO A BUMP OFF AND THOUGH THERE IS NO COAT OF COLOURS TO HALLMARK THAT,-------THE LAD OF MAHAJAN GOT A POLICEFILE!



JUMPING JIMINY. THAT'S KAUTILYAN!


How much more RETRO can it get?



'Very, Rhet,' said Scarlette as she held her breath well within her corsets. 'ROW!'#

'RHET. ROW!'


NOW ALL YOU CAN TAKE A BOW.

AND SAY HELLO!



AND THE WONKS ARE WORKING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE WORKS!



'Economic reforms are irreversible,' the tutelage under THE BANK AND THE FUND RE-ITERATE! |

BUT OFCOURSE. THEY WOULD BE WOULDN'T THEY. WELL INTO REITERATIONS WHILE THE NATION GOES INTO RATIONS!F

ESPECIALLY IF THEY KEEP RETURNING TO THE RETRO?



AND THE WONKS ARE WINDING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE WORKS.