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Conspiracy theories are so composed.
CONGRESS IS SO DECOMPOSED.
SO WHEN CONGRESS COMPRESSED PARTY OF INDIA, UNDER THE ITALIAN AYAH, GETS INTO A SHAM NATION SHAMING DEAL WITH THE AMERICAN
CONGRESS THINGS ARE BOUND TO TURN TO CONGEETAWNY, MORE LEAKY THAN A COLANDER IN THE COLONIAL KITCHEN!
So, how does this pan out?
NECTAR IN A SIEVE IS AN INDIAN APHORISM AND LIKE ALL TRUISMS IS ONLY NEARLY NOT THERE.
SO WHEN VAJPAYEE ONCE SAID ABOUT:
'KANTE KO KANTE SE NIKALKE
DONNO KO PHENK DO!'
HE WAS ONLY NEARLY NOT THERE. FOR LIKE ALL POLITICIANS HE CANNOT BE ALL THERE CAN HE?
Which means when mean political parties,use and throw their politicians to the vultures, if not VOLCKERS, then everyman
and his stolen library knows how it pans out!
PANNING FOR GOLD, AND THE WILD WEST IS JUST A PRELUDE AND YES THE PRETEXT WAS THE CONTEXT AND SO WHEN FED RESERVES EX
THAT WAS VOLCKER SAT ON THE THREE WISE WHITE MAN COMMITTEE AND SPENT A WHOPPING THREE HUNDRED MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS, OF
UNITED NATIONS MONEY THAT COULD HAVE GONE TO ALLEVIATE HUNGER, IN SUDAN AND CONGO BOTH SUFFERING FROM WHITE MAN'S ITCH TO
THE BURDEN OF BEASTLINESS, BEARING AND OVERBEARING LIKE OVERBOORS, then it worked out like this.
After all that money went down the three white wise man's whitewash, the witchhunt began.
FOR COULD THERE BE NO WITCHHUNT IN THE WAKE OF THE WHITE MAN'S WAIL?
SO, HAVING RELEASED THE DOCUMENT VERY COYLY WHITE MAN VOLCKER SAYS KOFI ANNAN'S SON MUCH LIKE A LATTER DAY NATWAR SINGH'S
SON, ONE AND ONLY CHILD, SEE THE MALE THING OF THE ONE'S WHO ARE VICTIMIZED BY VOLCKERS IN VULCANISED RUBBERS THAT AREN'T
BUILDING UP THE AMERICAN FED RESERVES USING LAS VAGAS CASINOS BUT THE DOMINO EFFECT IS MUCH THE SAME, RUBBERS, SO WHILE INDIA'S
MOST FAMOUS ADDDRESS OF THE INDIAN RUBBER STAMP IS 'SITTING PRETTY' ASK AP STATE SAMUEL WHAT THAT PHRASE MEANS, ON THE AMDANI
OR OOP BILL, THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT IS BEING HAMSTRUNG BY THE HANGAMA, AND SO HANGS THE TALE IN THE SCORPION STING, BUT BE
THAT AS IT MAY AS THE PIKKA SAHIB WOULD SAY IN PIKKA ENGLISH, the document that VOLCKER RELEASED AND LEFT IT TO INDIVIDUAL
NATIONS TO DO THE WITCHHUNTING AT THE BEHEST OF THE BOTTOM TWEAKING BY THE BIG WHITE CHIEFS SNUFFLING INTO THEIR BIGGEST BIB-LY
BIG WHITE HANDKERCHIEFS WHILE ALL SENSES SHUT DOWN FOGEYS LIKE JUSTICE RETIRED PATHAK WOULD DO PEANUTS BUTTER JAM SPREAD ON
THE REPORT AT INDIAGATE SIDE, THEN THE BIG BUCKS WILL PAY UP THE DAMAGE MONEY AND BUY PEACE WHILE THE NATION WILL BE SOLD
FOR A SONG BY SINGH!
GET IT?
HOW CONGRESS PARTY NON-CONTRACTUAL BENEFICIARY UNDER ITALIAN AYAH'S WATCH, GOT A BLOODY MARY AND NATWAR NATIVE AS HE COMES
TO JATHOOD WAS MATYRED AS IF HE AIN'T MATTER AND ENDED UP WITH A BLOODY NOSE?
GOOD.
SO THE BIG BUCKS BUY PEACE, AND YES SWEET AMERICA WILL SELL US GM SWEETCORN AND NONE OF THAT PLUTONIUM.
SO THAT IS HOW 'VICTIMS' ARE THERE IN PERFECT PERCHES TO BE THREATENED AND CAJOLED TO SELL NATIONS DOWN THE DRAIN.
WOULD A NICELY AND SWEETLY LET OFF SONIA ON THE VOLCKER TAKE A LINE THAT AMERICA DOES NOT COUNTENANCE OVER THE CIVIL NUCLEAR
DEAL?
NAH.
GET REAL.
THAT IS HOW IT WORKS.
AND SO, ONCE NATIVE NATWAR HAS BEEN SACRIFICED AND INDIA HAS BEEN TOTALLY PURIFIED AND IS BACK TO PRISTINE SANCTIMONIOUS
STATE, THE DEAL IS ON...............
THE POINT ABOUT VAJPAYEE'S POINTER ABOUT THORNS IS JUST THAT.
IT AIN'T ALL THERE!
USE ONE THORN TO EXTRACT THE OTHER THORN IN THE FLESH IS A NICE FLASH IN THE PAN THAT JASWANT WOULD NOT HAVE PENNED IN
THE MEMOIRS HE NEVER PUT PEN TO, BUT THAT BE THAT AS IT MAY, AS THE PIKKA SAHIB WOULD NO DOUBT SAY IN HIS PIKKA ENGLISH, FLAT
AS A PANCAKE, OR NOT FALLING OFF THE DEADPAN NOT EVEN DEAD ON DELIVERY LINE, WHICH IS WHAT THE NUCLEAR DEAL WOULD AMOUNT TO
AFTER ALL THE AMOUNT HAS BEEN SPENT, BUT BE THAT AS IT MAYN'T, THE MAYFLOWER DID NOT REALLY HAVE IT ON THE THORNS WHICH IS
THE POINT ABOUT THORNS!
THORNS BEING THORNS WHERE THERE ARE THORNS THERE WILL BE ROSES AND WHERE THERE ARE ROSES THERE WILL BE GULABI KA ITTAR!
AHA! SO IN THE VALLEY OF FRAGRANCES WHERE THE THORNS PRICK THE ROSES BLEED TO BLEND THEIR FRAGRANCES AND THAT IS THE DEADGIVEAWAY
THAT FREEDOM IS NOT TOO FAR AWAY!
SO, A THORN WILL HAVE A ROSE AND A ROSE WILL HAVE A REWARD AND THE REWARD IS THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY THORNS YOU MAY USE
AND THROW LUIS JORGE BORGES CAN STILL SPIFFLICATE A ROSE FROM BENGAL!
AND I DON'T HAVE THE QUOTE ON THAT BUT WILL GET BACK ON THAT, SO THE READERSHIP ON THIS COLUMN IS ABSOLUTELY SPOOKY THAT
IF FIVE PAGE VIEWS WOULD ACTUALLY GO DOWN FROM 46 TO 35 NEVER MIND THE DIGITS OR DIGIT AHEAD WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
THAT THE MATH LIKE VOLCKER'S REPORT IS VERY WONKY!
SO, THE IRAQ FOOD FOR OIL PROGRAM WAS A POGRAM-POST-PROGRAM AND THE CARGILL EX- BECAME THE FOOD GOVERNOR OF IRAQ!
SO THINGS ARE PRETTY BAD AT THE UNITED NATIONS AND A TOTALLY COMPROMISED KOFI ANNAN FROM VOLCKER LET OFF IS NOT GOING
TO DO ANYTHING BUT ANYTHING ABOUT ISREAL STATE VERSUS NONSTATE KIDNAPPERS WHICH IS WHAT THIS WAR IS ABOUT?
THAT BRINGS TO THE POINT ABOUT WAR ON TERROR, AND IF THE STATE OF ISREAL AND THE STATE OF AMERICA AND LITTLE POODLEISTAN
OF ENGLISH POMS ARE GOING TO WAR ON 'PRE-EMPTIVE' STRIKES, OVER NON-STATE PLAYERS IT BOILS DOWN TO JUST ONE HARD BOILED SWEET
THAT NOT EVEN AN EGGHEAD WOULD SUCK ON:
KIDNAP OF TWO PEOPLE IN UNIFORMS EVEN IF THEY WERE FAUJIS IN OR NEAR FOREIGN TERRITORY IS STILL CRIME WHICH COULD HAPPEN
IN EVERY STATE IN THE WORLD AND THERE IS NO STATE IN THE WORLD THAT IS FREE OF CRIME SO WHERE IS THE CASUS BELLI FOR SO MUCH
BELLICOSITY?
HOW DO WE KNOW THAT THE STATE OR ANOTHER STATE DID NOT AID AND ABET THE PRELUDE SO THE CONS CAN COLLUDE TO A COLLISION
COURSE?
CRAZY ISN'T IT?
THAT THE UNITED NATIONS TAKES WEEK TO WORK ON A SILLY DRAFT TO A STATEMENT AND THEY DIDDLE DAWDLE WHILE PEOPLE DIE?
AND THAT BRINGS US TO THE CAUSE OF TERRORISM, IF POVERTY, UNEMPLOYMENT AND MEDIEVAL MINDSETS IS THE SO CALLED TRIAD THAT
BRINGS ON THE BEAST IN BOYS THEN HOW COME THERE ARE SO FEW OF THEM?
AND SO MANY ADVANCED NATIONS ARE FIGHTING SO MANY WARS AND STILL ARE UNABLE TO ELIMINATE THE FEW WHO ARE ONLY IN THEIR
TWENTIES?
SILLY ISN'T THIS.
ALL THIS FULL FALTOO THEORY!
THERE IS SO MUCH POVERTY AROUND BUT SO LITTLE TERRORISM AND YET THE REAL DIRT POOR TYPES ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE IT BIG
IN POLITICS SO WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
THAT VICTIMS ARE PERPETUALLY VICTIMIZED AND THEY WILL DO THE THINGS THEY ARE THREATENED WITTH SO THAT THE VICIOUS CYCLE
CONTINUES.
SO THAT IS HOW DIRT POOR SONIA AND DIRT POOR SINGH BECAME THE USURPERS OF POWER ATOP THE UPA KUPPA AND THEY SERVE CHIPPA
CHAI TO THE ONES WHO LOST ELECTIONS LIKE SHIVRAJ PATIL AND GIVE POWER AND ENERGY MINISTRY TO THE ONE WHO LOST AND DIED HALFWAY
THAT IS PM SAYEED WHO LOST FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN TRIES AND THEN THERE IS SHINDE NOW WHO AFTER ENRON TURNED BOMBAY TO A
BLACKOUT AND HE SPENT TIME IN THE GO SHALA IN ANDHRA IS DOING POWER AND ENERGY?
SO COMPROMISED CREATURES AND THREATENABLE VICTIMS WHO AIN'T EVEN ELIGIBLE TO THEIR VERY POSTS ARE PRIME PUMPED CANDIDATES
TO SELL INDIA TO THE DARK AGES!
AND THAT IS WHY THIS GOVERNMENT MUST DIE!
SINE DIE!
AND THAT IS WHY NATWAR IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID WHEN HE SAYS MANMOHAN SHOULD GO BACK TO DELHI SCHOOL OF ECONS TO TEACH!
BECAUSE TEACHING PLACES DON'T TAKE PEOPLE IN THEIR SEVENTIES AND EIGHTIES AND IF HE CAN'T TEACH SONIA NOR CAN SHE TEACH
HIM ECONOMICS AND POLITICS IN AN ENGLISH GAME OF DIVIDE AND RULE THEN SURELY HE CAN'T TEACH BOISTEROUS BOYS IN THEIR PRE-TWENTIES!
AND IN ANY CASE WAS HE REALLY A PROFESSOR OF ECONS OR WAS HE A READER OR WHAT THEY CALL IN SCIENCE A DEMONSTRATOR?
IN ANY CASE HE NEVER WON EVEN A SARPANCH ELECTION SO THE PATHAK COMMITTEE REPORT IS NOT WORTH THE PALAK IT IS WRITTEN
ON AND LIKE THE PLOT AND THE PLANT THAT IS THE ITALIAN AYAH, ALL "TRANSPLANTS" LEAD TO IMMONUSUPPRESSION THERAPY
AND NEED ONE SAY MORE?
IMMUNOSUPPRESSION!
INDIA!
SO, POLITICS BEING A PLAY BETWEEN THORNS AND THE SINGLE ROSE THAT NEHRU WORE IN HIS BUTTON HOLE.............
THAT IS IT: BUTTON-HOLE.
WHEN YOU BUTTON-HOLE PEOPLE THEY CAN ONLY BUTTON UP OR HOLD IT IN A HOLE AND LIVE LIKE A HOBBIT!
LIKE THE LORD OF THE RINGS?
OR WAS THAT THE PRELUDE?
RING-A-RING-A-RACKETS
PACKETS FULL OF BRACKETS
HUSH UP! PUSH UP!
ALL FELL DOWN.
TUSH DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RING A RING A ROSES!
SEE! VAJPAYEEJI, EK KANTE KO ISTHEMAAL KARKE, DOOSRE KANTE KO NIKAALKE, DONNO KO BHI PHENK DO KARKE, KYA NIKHLA KAMAAAL?
GULABI KA ITTAR HAI HAWA MEIN REH GAYA!
BREATHE IN THE SWEET FRAGRANCE OF FREEDOM.
IT CANNOT BE GIVEN.
IT CANNOT BE TAKEN.
ESP NOT FOR GRANTED.
OR GRANTS TO THE GOVERNMENT.
FROM ONE GORA GOVERNMENT
TO ANOTHER GOONDA GOVERNMENT
AS GOO' GOV' CERTIFICATE
ANNUAL REPORTAGE!
GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE AIN'T LOST IT YET.
AS LONG AS THE BAGEECHA HAS THE GULABI AND THE MALI INDIAN GARDENS AREN'T GARDEN VARIETY LIKE ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLDS!
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