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AMUL-ya! VRITTI, pradhan mantri, who also to FM?

It's a funny
thing about money
that the honey
goes to the one
who least hangs around the hive!
waiting for an invite.
 

AMULYA Pradhan Mantri,
Maano Moha Na Maano
MANMOHAN SINGHji.

ManMohan Singh hang on to Finance
If that will add to the nous of the nuance
Of the klistamaina situation
We find ourselves in.
But don't bring in
Montek Singh back from the IMF
Because that would be too much
Back door entry for backroom boys
From the Sikh Community.
HOWEVER EXTRA-ORDINARILY BRILLIANT!
TOO MUCH MONEY FROM ABROAD
OR TOO MUCH WB OR IMF
WOULD BE TOO MUCH LASSI GONE SOUR
WITHOUT THE REAL SIKH FLAVOUR OF 'OUR'
OWN DHARTI KA GAU KA GAURAV
WHICH WOULD MEAN THE HOLY COW SO SACRED
HAMARA HINDUTVA IS EVERYBODY'S TATVA PARTY
WILL BE BACK WITH A BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WITH DOLLOPS OF HELP
FROM THE AMERICAN DUPE SELF-HELP
GROUPS AND FRIENDS OF INDIA
WHO WANT US TO GO UNDER
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE VOTER
WHO DONE THE THAPPAD MAAR
TO THE AD BLITZCREIG CREGA CREDO
THAT DROWNED DOWN THE REAL DISTRESS
OF THE GENUINE VOTER UNDER THE INFILTRATION
INFLUENCE-ZA OF THE BOGUS VOTER IN THE BOOTH CAPTURE!
AND THAT WOULD BE BACK TO BAY-SICK!
ANOTHER ROUND OF EXPENSIVE ELECTIONS
WITHOUT ANY RETURNS TRICKLING IN
FROM THE LAST OVERDRAFT OVERSPEND!
WE DON'T WANT NO AHULIWALI
Because as we say in hinter
land o'er here
'etu poyinodu ate povaley
IMF kenduku poyindu appudu
itu dikkhu reverse kottanikey!
etu gali oste atu egirevaadu
maaku vaddu maaku vaddu!
oh saaru,  ekadunde todini akkade undale ani cheppey!
phirbhi,  mallabhi maa telangana ki
thodam thoda accha soosko saaru without failu!
picci pichi world bank sentiment vaddu vaddu!
Maadi state nunchi muppai aidu mandi
pampindi memu centre taqku!
ma voniki manchi mantri cheyi bhi zara sonch ke
ma dikku bhi real care scheyi samjhe?
Eedikele hava marindu mee centre dikkhu
Ma chevella nunchi Banswada taqku!
WORLD BANK KI CHEMPA DEBBA ICCHINAM
NAMMAKAPOTHE GADDAR KO POOCH KE DEKHO
WO BHI YEHI GAYEGA GALLI GALLI THIMPI MALLA MALLA CHEMPAM!
MAADI IKKADA OKATEY MAATA,  MAADI EDI BHI MATHAM REHNEDO
MEMU BHI EK HI BAAT BOLTO BOLKE SAMJHLO ACCHE
YEHI HAI BAATH KANTE KI TAKKAR KHANE KHI SEEDI BAATH TALK BACK KACHE
malla  malla cheppam memu endi MALLA!
endukante ek baar cheppinamante
roonji thappad maar agli baar anteh
eeda nunchi aadi daaka inipistadi malla
zor se bol ke roonji thappad maar ke ma pedda pedda lolli'
Antey?  Saaru Endantey,  anyway,  this was an anti
vote for the WB AND THE IMF
double whammy thappad maar
for both the centre and the hinter
land yonder.  Without wonder!
MAAKU SIKHULONI RAJYAM KAVALE BALLE BALLE!
MAGAR IMANDARI SE MAAKU ACCHE SOOSKONI
AHULIWALLI VADDU MAAKU GHAR VAPAS
IMF NUNCHI RETURN POST USKE CHAAPA MAAR KE!
CHELANI TAPALA BILLA  NA IDDHAR KA UDDHAR KA
GIRAKI UNTUNDI!
A DATED AND STAMPED ENVELOPE
IS ONLY GOOD FOR PHILATELY
NOT DAILY BREAD EARNINGLY
VALID FOR RE-USE
SO AS THEY SAY IN THE WEST
LET they themselves USE AND DISCARD
THEIR OWN BRETTON TWIN WONDERS CIRCA 195O ICK-AH!
this is the dakkani diatribe that we be hearing
but those foppish folks will only hear them
when it is next round of EVMS
TILL THEM MUM'S THE SPOKEN WORD
WRITTEN DOWN BY THE NON-EXISTENT JOURNOS
THAT DO THE BEATS IN THE HEATS
OF THE DUSTY DOWNTOWNS AND DUSTY VILLAGES
WHICH IS A REAL LACUNA IN REAL TIME MODE FEEDBACK!
LEAVING NO TIME ATALL FOR BEATING A RETREAT
OR DOING A PROMPT AND PRONTO TAKEBACK
OF A TRAGEDY IN THE MAKING!
SO THAT MEANS NO TO OTHER BALDY TOFFS FROM THE RBI VAULTS ALSO
THAT MONEY MEANS MONEY PAID BACK WITH DUE INTEREST
TO THOSE WHO PAID WITH THEIR HIGH PRINCIPLES
IN VOTING FOR A HIJRA RAJ IN THESE ELECTIONS
BRAVING THE SUMMER HEAT AND THE DEADLY DRUMBEAT
OF A HIGH PITCHED AND LOW PITCHED AD BLITZCREIG! 
NOR RANGARAJAN EITHER
WHO DONE NOFFIN NOFFIN NOUGH
in Andhra when all them farmers went dying
suffering from the terminal trimus
of the tetanus virus of highinterest rate
from selfcentring moneylending!
AND SO ALSO TOO as we say in terrible twos
When the British never divided this united Subcontient
Tripartite ways when they parted our waters
and left bloodbaths in the aftermath of broken bloodties
They left out THE PUNJAB in two parts!
SO TOO SIKHS WOULD BE TWO TOO MANY.
HAVING TO DO WITH MONEY!
So in the fairness of North and South divide
To live and livelihood most justify
To bring in one from the down south
LIKE THE ONE WHO MADE ANAND!
A NAME OF FAME AND FORTUNE TO RECKON WORLDWIDE!
YES!  UTTERLY BUTTERLY DELICIOUS
WE WANT AMUL KURIEN
TO STEP IN!
THAT WOULD BE TRICKLE UP AND TRICKLE DOWN
ECONOMY IN TWO WAY STREET OF FRIENDSHIP
WHERE THE TOP SPEAK TO THOSE AT THE BOTTOM
AND PAY PROMPTLY UP WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!
WITHOUT HAVING TO WAIT TILL 2020
WHEN WE ARE PURPORTED TO BE MAHA SHAKTI
SHALI BHARAT.  WHICH IS REALLY SHILLY SHALLY
WHEN ALL WE WANT IS UTTERLY BUTTERLY
HERE AND NOW HANDS-ON HANDED BACK EQUITABLY!
THEN IT WOULD BE A DYNAMIC DYNAMO
OF A FABULOUS DUO
ONE WITH MACROMONEY EXPERIENCE
THE OTHER A HANDS ON ENTREPRENEUR
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
THAT MANMOHAN WOULD BE PM ONE DAY?
OR THAT KURIEN WOULD DO AN ANAND AGAIN?
WHEN KURIEN A PETROCHEM ENGINEER
WHO WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE
TO DO THE ANAND NAYI MARGI DANCE!
WITH THE MONEY MARKETS!
[OR DO IT SO CO-OPERATIVELY
WITH ALL THOSE VILLAGE BELLES
WHO GOT EVERY PAISE REWARDED BACK TO THEM
WHICH IS A CONSIDERABLE ACHIEVEMENT]
So here was he, who was never meant to be
where he ended up being hands-on able
to put the butter on the table
and bring the money back from the draughts
that were drawn from the holy cows!
TO MONEY THE MILK FROM THE COW
NOW BY HOLY INDIAN COW!  WOW!
HE COULD DO THE REVERSE ENGINEERING
AND MILK THE MONEY FROM THE COW!
THAT IS WHY INDIA WILL BE FOREVER INDIA
DESPITE THE DEVASTATING INVASIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Whom to chose for the post
If you want to get the job done?
And not get side-tracked
By extra-e-nous considerations.
Like putting politics into economics
Or wise-verse-ah!
 
PLEASE READ HOW THE CHINESE TRANSLATION DEPARTMENT CHOSES THE BEST ONE FOR THE JOB IN
 
THE PARKINSON's Law!
Northcoate C. Parkinson
else all else will be futile
while we while away our while
whether we manage a smile
or not it won't make an iota of difference if we sit on the fence!
 
else Parkinson's Law shall abide:
'Work expands so as to fill the time for it's completion.'
 
And we will only have lost the
WAGES OF ELECTIONS 2004
WITH A HISTORIC VERDICT
OF VOTERS VICTORY
OVERWHELMING THEIR APATHY
TO DELIVER DEMOCRACY
TO THE CHEEK!
OH WHAT CHEEK?
THE GEEK MAY SQUEEK
BUT OH!  WHAT A CHEEK?
 
Tweek the Twin Button
of Trickle Up and Trickle Down Money
and boy!  OH BOY!
THAT'S A CASH COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW! OH WOW!  AND HOW!!!!!!!!!!
 
UTTERLY BUTTERLY DELICOUS!