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Indian Politics Is

 a
ballot-field, 
in which a mostly well-bred
and what's more an
even more most often ill-fed
populace is--
 
in combat, 
 
in a shaky shake-off, 
shirty shirt-off
shirk-it completely, 
if you want to still stay alive
and do be still
and still stay still, 
in this hell-hole
of a dungeon dark cellar
 
without a hello
or giving in
to a louder holler--
that is what
indian Politics 
is
A BATTLEFIELD OF
A BALLOT FIELD
 
in combat
with a pack of power-drunk donkeys, 
being refereed
[without being eyed
or given the go-by
of a benefit of a doubt
or a doubty nought
by a third umpire]
 
by a Pancatantra Monkey
 
eating up all of the chappati 
DRAGGED in by THE DUO OF 
the two caterwauling TOM cats
with the tom tom alley cats 
in tow, 
 
as part of their deal
for a mid-day meal
scheming and screaming
in duo
for a
JUSTICIABLE
DISTRIBUTION OF EQUITY,
 
after having been programmed

 
to "Play Power Politics", 
in the New Imperia
where the new emperor
not only wears no clothes
but is nowhere without the clothes
let alone inside the non-existent clothes
but this is the New Imperia 
run in proxy
by proxy vox  
by a calculator-toothed
pin-striped
world bank official
lurking in the background
 
wearing contraband
"contact" lenses,
in the eyes of the hawala racketeer 
but without the sew-on of a sou-on
of even one or half of
a decency buttons
called
DEMOCRACY OR FREEDOM
to punch into the EVM's
which have been trieed to
if not for the vigilantes
in the election commission
to be pre-programmed
by pliable pliant off-sell-dom [officaldom]
into playing a
 
'naach na aya angan teda'
'ginna aya gantantra teda'
 
making
Hail Fellow,
Well-bellowed
Lyngdoh!  LYNGDOH
GO
OH SO BALLISTIC!
 
niyyat rahaan
neta kahaan?
 
And in ANDHRA PRADESH
EVEN BEFORE
going to the polls, 
a whole new SUB-STATION
nation of neither ill-bred
nor well-bred
but plain as
dunkin dungeon do-noughts
non-bred NON-BREAD NON-BRED
photo-unidentifiable populace, 
has been instantly
birthed into being, 
BY THE MEHERBANI OF
THE INVISIBLE POWERS THAT BE
THAT MAY WELL BE
all of New Zealand, 
Tasmania and Gondwana
thrown together into a computer
to emerge as an add-on state
of bogus voters!
 
This was a serious crime
against all tenets of
DEMOCRACY,  FREEDOM
AND JUSTICE AND CONSTITUTION
AND ALL THOSE HIGH FUNDA WORDS
that grace the pillars
of the temples of our re-PUBLIC
you would have thought?
 
But ho-hO?
oH-No!
 
The slave scribes are 
NOW HERE AND NOW THERE BEING PRESSED INTO SCRIBBLING
most lea[r]nedly
a
bout

how the hollowed out
horrors
are being perpetuated by 'those
enjoying constitutional immunity'

 

[and if only those enjoying those

can be allowed to squeeze in a word

edgeways

one can imagine the state

OF FREEDOM

FREE SPEECH

AND DEMOCRACY

BEING DUNGEONED AND BLUDGEONED

WITHOUT THE GRACE OF AN

EMERGENCY BEING 'DECLARED'

UNDERHAND DEALINGS AND DUNKIN DO-NOUGHTS NOT WITHSTANDING

THE LIGHT OF THE DAY

NOR THE SOUND AND FURY OF THE DARK LONG  NIGHT

ENJOYING 'IMMUNITY'

IF YOU PLEASE TO


to bad-mouth
the hallowed allover
makeover mahashayas
of a
pure as pavitra
primrose path polity!

 

HUH! HA HO!

THE ASOKA STUPA CRINGES INTO THE CAPITAL! 

 

BUT MORE OF THAT LATER. . .

 

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MESO THERMIC

HOMOTHERMIC

AND

POIKIOTHERMIC

 

EVOLUTION

 

TO KNOW

HOW WE GOT

FROM THAT ASOKAN GREAT

 TO THIS

INDIA SHINING

RAISE A GLOSS OVER THE GROT POT!


COLOUR ME CRAZY? THAT "THE COMMONWEALTH?!?"
Crazy punker face
COMMONWEALTH? DOGGIE NOSE AIR COOLIE CLUB COLONIAL!

Mushth be
suckers for suffering
after getting looted for centuries
they get together and call themselves
THE COMMONWEALTH
and wear their colours on their
coloured and colourless faces
as if it were called:
FREEDOM DEMOCRACY
AND
EQUALITY!
DISBAND
THE COMMONWEALTH!
TODAY!!!@!!!!!
 

WORKING

TOWARD

DISBAND

THE COMMONWEALTH

AT THE SAARC

ThiS IS
LONG PAST
THE BED TIME
OF COOLIE CLUB WEARING DOGGIEBAGS
AS
COLOURED COLOURABLE 
COLLARS!
INDEPEDENCE WON 1947
COMMONWEALTH CONTINUES
2004?
HUH AREN'T WE ASHAMED TO BE
ASOKA'S
LIONS ROAR?