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WELCOME TO WITNESS
THE WHOPPING VOTER VICTORY
DYNASTY IS A DEAD-BEAT
DEMOCRACY PUT ON DEATH BED
BY BACK DOOR ENTRY!
 
Enter
THE REALITY OF VERDICT INDIA 2004 AND READ THE WRITING RIGHT!
 
ALL THE MEDIA MOGHULS MAKE MOCKERY
OF TRUE DEMOCRACY
BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMILY AND CRONY FIRMS
WHEN ONE IYENGAR GOES ANOTHER COMES IN AND CALLS IT:  PLURALISM AND SECULARISM AND THE REST OF THE 'COMMISSIONED' EMBEDDED WISDOM!
DITTO WHEN ONE MARWADI GOES ANOTHER MARWADI COMES IN AND THE SAME GOES:  CALLS IT PLURALISM,  SECULARISM AND THE REST OF THE 'WRIT COMMISSIONED' FOLLOWS SUIT.
 
DAS IS THE CAPITALISM OF INDIA
THAT THE POLITICAL PARTIES MANIPULATE AND MAKE MOCKERY OF REAL DEMOCRACY THROUGH THE PRINTERS DEVILS AND LIES DAMN LIES AND STATUS-TICS AND STATUS QUOTIENTS!
 
WHEN YOU WANT A REAL TAKE
on what it takes to make democracy tick in REAL INDIA
READ:
VAKTANTRA
THE INVOICEABLE VOICES OF THE INTIMATED INVISIBLES!
 
These OUT OF SEASON ELECTIONS have had the benighted blessings and beamings of THICK AS CONGEALED THUGS POLITICIANS OF ALL HUES who never raised a hue and cry over the innumerable scams and scandals that underwrote this ENTIRE NATION to the undertakers.
 
In one voice of silent conniving they never put up decent elections.
 
1.Except for Lalloo Prasad Yadav of RJD in the much maligned Bihar who fought against worthy opponents none of the others stood up to anything called a PUT UP OPPOSITION.
 
THE OPPOSITION JUST MELTED AWAY TO MAKE WAY FOR THE BIG WIGS.
SONIA GANDHI AGAINST WHO? IN RAE BARELI.
RAHUL GANDHI AGAINST NOBODY IN AMETHI.
VAJPAYEE AGAINST ZILCH IN LUCKNOW.
ADVANI AGAINST NADA IN GANDHINAGAR.
NARA NAIDU AGAINST UNKNOWN ENTITY IN KUPPAM
AND SO ON. . .
THERE WAS NEVER ANY REAL ELECTION.
 
AMETHI HAD TO BE BOUGHT OVER for beta after they bought over the local warlord and lady THE SINGHS from the Sangha.
 
Ditto in Rae Bareli.
 
What Vajpayee did to Jethmalani is too shameful to even recant!
 
And so while all these stall-worths stand against midgets and dodos and come back saying they won stunning victories and then claim worse things through back door entry it behoves this wise and wonderful ANCIENT LAND OF ASOKA AND KAPILA TO PUT THINGS IN THE RIGTH PERSPECTIVE.
 
The stunning saga is that until Sonia and Son bought over the local long arms they could not win their elections in the arid lands of Utter Pradesh.
 
And until Maya and Mulayam and Vajpayee and the lal salaams let them off so silently and sweetly they wouldn't have stood a tinker's tuppence in any sense!
 
And now to turn around and say that there is a verdict turned in for DYNASTY TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF DEMOCRACY THROUGH A BACK DOOR ENTRY IS BADMAASHI OF THE BESHARAM BAHANAS BANANA AND TAPIOCA REPUBLIC THAT INDIA HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO!
 
SORRY SUCK UP TO'S IT JUST WON'T DO!
 
THE ONLY REAL VERDICT WAS A VERDICT FOR THE HIJRA RAJ!
NEITHER THIS NOR THAT.
 
WHICH WAS MOST SHAMELESSLY SWEPT OFF THE OPINION POLLS,  EXIT POLLS,  AND ALL MEDIAS SO BLATANTLY!
 
THEY CAME BACK WITH A BIG VENGEANCE!
 
AND NOW TO MANUFACTURE A VERDICT IN FAVOUR OF SIGNORA SONIA AND SAY IT IS A VERDICT FOR CONGRESS LED COALITION IS A THICK LIE THAT STICKS IN THE THROAT OF STUNNED INDIANS!
 
If Congress had got 280 yes.
But Congress with dollops of helpings from the regionals like TELANGANA RASHTRIYA SAMITI and the Lal Salaams whopping contribution only drew just 1% over the Yellow Fellows flavoured with Sapped out Saffrons and was actually down by 2%!
 
Sorry Signora sit out for your true turn!
 
Then without Karunanidhi and Lalloo Yadav Congress would not have made it anywhere near 145 that it did WITH A COALITION STITCHED UP AS A PATCHWORK QUILT!
 
THEY DID NOT FIGHT UNDER A SINGLE SYMBOL
MUCH LESS UNDER THE INSIPID LEADERSHIP OF SIGNORA SONIA!
 
THERE WERE HEAVY RUMOURS AND INNUENDO AND HEARTFELT HEAVY BREATHING PUT DOWN THE COLUMNISTS PROP-UP PROSE THAT THERE WAS AN UNDER-THE-BREATH DEAL ABOUT HOW SHE WAS NOT IN CONTENTION FOR PRIME MINISTER'S POST IF THERE WAS A LESS THAT HALF WAY MARK FOR THE CONGRESS ALONE!
 
RE-READ THE WRITE UPS LEADING TO THE LONG DRAWN OUT ELECTIONS!
 
IT IS ALL WRITTEN DOWN THERE!
 
SO PUBLIC MEMORY BEING SHORT,  AS SHORT AS THE SILLY SAGA ABOUT A WOMAN married into a Hindu Family takes on the CHARACTERISTICS of that family and the past does not matter and so on,  it makes good to turn around the same silly saga put out by all the 'commissioned coolie columnists'  to go back two generations and say that because INDIRA GANDHI MARRIED A PARSI AND A PARSI DOES NOT HAVE A GOTHRA,  there cannot be transmission of non-existent gothra's like gene lines in a manufactured HINDU FAMILY which suits this BIPARTISAN BIGOTRY benami transaction very well to play to the unbelieving voiceless gallery!
 
GO GET A REAL LIE GOING!
 
This is not the WESTERN MEDIA WHICH LIKES THING IN BLACK AND WHITE AND BENDING IT LIKE BECKHAM FOR THE FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS.  INDIRA GANDHI IS NOT AND NEVER WAS MAHATMA GANDHI'S DAUGHTER WHICH IS WHAT MOST OF THE WEST IS MADE TO BELIEVE BY THIS THING THEY CALL:  THE NEHRU-GANDHI DYNASTY.
 
IT IS NOT THE NEHRU-GANDHI DYNASTY BECAUse once Indira Gandhi like a good indian bahu got married she changed her gothra to a no-gothra of a Parsi Ghandy spelt later as Gandhi to take dubious advantage of a BRAND ENTITY BY BACKDOOR ENTRY AND MANOEVERING.
 
AND IF BY THAT POSTULATE IT COULD BE NEHRU-GANDHI DYNASTY THEN IT IS NOW:
 
GANDHI-MAINO DYNASTY!
 
PLEASE NOTE.
 
AT WHICH POINT WE COME TO THE MOST Important and Relevant Issue at stake here.
 
 
Has Signora Sonia NO WAY OF BEING BACK TO AN ITALIAN CITIZENRY?
 
IF YES THEN IT COULD BE ALBERTO FUJIMORO AND WE ARE BACK TO WHERE WE WALKED OUT FROM:
 
HERE WE COME ARGENTINA!
 
IF it is in black and white that Signora Sonia can never ever be an Italian ever again then it makes sense, absolute sense to call her a NATURALIZED INDIAN if somewhat and someHOT INEXPLICABLY DELAYED BY A LONG AND LABOURED HIATUS with the EMERGENCY being sat out by the ENTIRE SIGNORA'S FAMILY IN TOW IN THE DEPARTURES LOUNGE OF THE ITALIAN EMBASSY.
 
Which brings us to this major major issue of how we can barter away our hardwon independence from the phirangs by writing this UNDEMOCRATIC USURPATION INTO SIGNORA SONIA'S SUBLIMINAL SONNET?
 
It does not behove our Democracy well to say that we can play Dynasty's nasty tricks on the decencies of delivered verdicts.
 
when SitaRam Kesri a duely elected president was dhakkha maroed to make way for this dynastic dynamo it was in the belief that Congress would soon be back in power but had actually slipped to a century's worst tally ever!
 
And when P.A. Sangma,  
SHARADCHANDRA GOVINDRAO PAWAR [WHAT A LOVELY NAME WHY DOES HE ABBREVIATE IT TO THAT SHORT DERIVATIVE GET CALLED BY THE LONGER BETTER ONE, WILL YOU]
AND AHMED WERE JETTED OUT THE DOOR FOR EVEN QUESTIONING HER ANTECEDENTS it is not a question of simply whether this SIGNORA SONIA seems to be what she says she is,  and not what Lindstrom made her out to be:  an arms dealer through wheeling and dealing with a doubtful Italian entity called QUATTROCCHI who we haven't seen neither hide nor hound of to this date and our nice Indian Italian never said a word either as to whether she as a leader of opposition or as as prime minister in the waiting ever wants him to come and answer a few questions thank you,  we don't really really know where SHE EVER WAS OR WILL BE!
 
LEAVE THE BASIC BANALITY OF 'FOREIGN ORIGIN AND CONSTITUTIONAL POSTS'  it is a question of ACCOUNTABILITY ABILITY AND ACCESSIBILITY.
 
SHE HAS NEVER MADE HER MIND KNOWN ON ANY OF THE KNOWABLE PONDERABLES!
ECONOMY,  FOREIGN POLICY,  DEFENCE AND ALL THOSE SCAMS!
 
WE NEVER GOT MONEY BACK ON THAT BOFORS KICKBACKS LET ALONE THE INTEREST ON THE PRINCIPAL AMOUNT!
 
NOR IS THERE ANY THING SAID ON ANY OF THE SCAMS THAT FOLLOWED:
PETROL PUMP TO UTI TO TELGI FAKE STAMPS
APART FROM A PERSONALISED PETTY VENDETTA AGAINST GEORGE FERNANDES REGARDING COFFINS!
 
SO because this is a MASSIVE DIVERSE POST COLONIAL
POST-POST-MODERN UNRECOGNIZED BY THE BIG FIVE BUT STILL DE FACTO NUCLEAR COUNTRY DO WE AS A NATION WANT TO GIVE THE SECURITY AND THE BUTTON TO THIS UNKNOWN ENTITY FROM ITALY WHOSE LINEAGE MAY WELL BE FASCIST MUSSOLINI'S SEPOY KA BETI?
 
It is beyond being personal or prejudiced.
In the interests of this great and surviving civilization whose Rishis were singing songs to the sun 7000 years before Rome rode roughshod over the SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD through Pilates,  we must not hand over the reins to THE WESTERN POWERS BACK AGAIN after a long and arduous struggle 1857 to 1947 through this backdoor entry back!
 
The ONE AND ONLY TROUBLE WITH INDIAN VERSION OF DEMOCRACY is that MAHATMA GANDHI NEVER INSISTED ON
INNER PARTY DEMOCRACY!
 
BUT HE DID SAY:
 
THE CONGRESS MUST BE DISSOLVED ON THE DOT OF FREEDOM WON!
WHICH WAS NEVER DONE!
 
J. Nehru should have been made to face an inner party DEMOCRATIC ELECTION against stalwarts of the day like Maulana Azad,  Rajender Prasad,  Sardar Patel,  B.C. ROY,  Rajgopalachari,  Sarojini Naidu,  Sheikh Abdullah, in a SECRET BALLOT ELECTION TO THE PRIME MINISTER'S POST.
 
HE HUNG ON ADVENTITIOUS ROOTS AND ALL LIKE A BANYAN TREE NEVER LETTING ANYTHING GROW TALL!
 
WHEN JAYAPRAKASH NARAYAN REDID the same Gandhian mistake again post-emergency and plugged for a highly eccentric Morarji Desai who never stood up to popular perception either in public or in the public representatives eyes it was bound to collapse!
 
So let us not commit the same faux pas over and over again!
 
After this stunning silent revolution where the voter was being wooed big time into making this into a banal bipolar polity begotten and beholden to BIPARTISAN BIGOTRY and they got in that THIRD ENTITY     from a nonentity let all the concerned parties who propose to put themselves up to parking slots into the TREASURY BENCHES have a
free fair fearless and fullscope election through SECRET BALLOT TO CHOOSE THE FIRST AMONGST EQUALS and get bulldozed into believing by the bigwigs an big media blitzkrieg in INDIA AND ABRAOD who yearn for a BACKDOOR ENTRY to COLONISATION ONCE AGAIN AND EMPIRE OF THE EM-BOSSED EUROCENTRICISM THAT THIS IS A VERDICT IN FAVOUR OF SIGNORA SONIA!
 
LET THE LADY STAND IN SECRET BALLOTED ELECTION WITH ALL THE OTHER STALWARTS FROM ALL THE OTHER PARTIES AND WIN IT TO PROVE IT!
 
ELSE LET US PLUG IN FOR AN AUTHENTIC INDIAN:
 
JYOTI BASU
OR
NARASIMHA RAO
TILL WE LEARN TO
DO OUR DEMOCRACY RIGHT DOWN TO
INNER PARTY TRUE DEMOCRACY
 
WHERE THE WHIP DOES NOT RUN RIOT!
 
TILL THEN:
 
ARRIVEDERCI SIGNORA SONIA! CAIO!
 
AND TELL US WHAT YOU DO ACTUALLY KNOW OR HAVE TO DO WITH:
CIAOU! AND WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT QUATTROCCHI?
 
WE MAY AS WELL CALL ALBERTO FUJIMORO TO BE OUR PREMIER CAN'T WE IF WE WANT MELTED BORDERS AND TRANSNATIONALS WITHOUT TRANSPARENCY
ACCOUNTABILITY
ABILITY
ACCEPTIBILITY
OR
ACCESSIBILITY!
A HIGH COURT VERDICT OR EVEN A SUPREME COURT VERDICT ON
CITIZEN SHIP
IS ONLY A LEGAL SLIP!
 
AND AS VEMULAPALLI KNOWS TO HER HARSH COST:
 
CENSORSHIP IS A
SENSELESS SLIP
BETWEEN THE LIP AND THE STITCH UP
THRU WHICH THE ESSENCE OF TRUE
SENSE GIVES THE SLIP! ANYHOW!
 
and untill and unless we learn to ask and get answers to hard questions we will sell off the LEGACY OF OUR FOREFATHERS WITH SENSELESS SILLINESS!
BAL GANGADHAR TILAK SAID:
AZADI MERA JANM HUQ HAI
MEIN ISSE LEKAR HI RAHOONGA!
 
IT IS A BIRTHRIGHT!
NOT-NEGOTIABLE!
OR SUSPENDABLE.
 
SO PULL UP YOUR SOCKS AND DO DEMOCRACY A DECENCY
 
AND HOLD TRUE INNER PARTY AND INNER PARLEY ELECTIONS AND NOT FALL INTO THE TRAP OF THE
INDIAN CRABS
 WHO WANT TO PULL EVERY ONE ELSE DOWN!
MEDIOCRITY NEVER WON ANY MEDALS!
MENDACITY LESS!
SO BE TRUE TO YOUR TRUE LEGACY
AND LIKE ASOKA'S LIONS AT SARNATH CAPITAL WHICH ARE TOTALLY RUMPLESS DON'T EVER WATCH YOUR BACKS [WHICH YOU CAN'T IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RUMPS] AND LIVE IN FEARLESS AWARENESS OF THE PRESENT
 
WHOSE VERDICT SAYS:
 
HIJRA RAJ!
NEITHER THIS NOR THAT!
STAND AND BE COUNTED!
AHOY!  THIRD FRONT
 
JYOTI OR ANOTHER MOTI LIKE MULAYAM OR MAYA BUT CERTAINLY NOT AN UNKNOWABLE UNKNOWN ENTITY!
 
AHVAHAM!  Inner Parleys Democracy through secret ballot
and Caio Signora Sonia,  Arrivederci!  Merci for your ROAD SHOWS but DEMOCRACY IS A DIGNIFIED AND DEMONSTRABLE DELIVERABLE DIAMOND OF SHARP CLARITY OF LIGHT AND SOUND SENSE AND SENSITIVITY AND WE DO HAVE ENOUGH DUBBAWALLAHS
AND
DUBBAWALLIS with sigma six reliability and regionality!
WE THE NATIVES
WANT OUR NATIVES
'IT IS NOT A MATTER OF JE NE SAIT QUOI but A MATTER OF BLOOD,'  as P A SANGMA SON OF THE SOIL so sensibly said when he was jetted out of his own party because of the same said lack of INNER PARTY DEMOCRACY TWICE AND ONCE BITTEN TWICE BITTEN AND TWICE BITTEN TOO MANY SHYSTERS SHIRKING THEIR SACRED-SECULAR STAND UP TO ITIVENESS when SAGE SANGMA foretold what would happen which has happened as he so sagely foretold!  That by this time the Congress true to it's slavering slobbering lack of peddatvam pedicure will bow and scrape and there will rallies and crackers and write ups in favour of Signora Sonia and there is noffin one can do at that time!
But it was so deviously and sneakingly put out that SHARADCHANDRA GOVINDRAO PAWAR AND MUTHUVEL KARUNANIDHI got an under the breath undertaking that THERE WOULD NOT BE A SIGNORA SONIA SERENADE  
until and unless it was a complete congress 272!
 
SO WILL THESE SONS OF THE SOIL STAND UP AND SPEAK?
 
OR WILL THE VERDICT OF THE VICTORIOUS VOTERS WHO THROUGH THIS SILENT REVOLUTION STOOD UP TO THE STUNNING ONSLAUGHT AND DELIVERED THAT
KKK FACTOR KNOCKOUT PUNCH
TO KICKOUT
THE KICKBACK CAKED THICK AS CONGEALED THUGS
BE SO BESHARAMLY BAMBOOZLED INTO A BENAMI TRANSATION TO THE TRANSNATIONALS THROUGH A BACK DOOR ENTRY AND PUT DEMOCRACY ON THE DEATHBED OF DECEIT? 

But the problem is even bigger than that of a manipulated verdict.  When Congress and the Commies fought against one another in the regions how can they cake a congealed concoction at the centre?
And by the same concoction of a different brew why can't Congress and BJP forn a government having fought one against the other?  Because of some perceived prejudicial factor called Seculiarism which like that other non-measureable called Patriotism is a noumenon's nonentity without the nous of WEIGHTS OF MEASURES INSPECTORATE!  SO IT IS BACK TO THE ELECTORATE IN LESS THAN HALF A YEAR.
 
FROM WHICH QUARTET OF FOUR QUARTETS WE FIRST DEVIATED!  COME SEPTEMBER WHEN THESE ELECTIONS WERE ACTUALLY DUE IN THE FIRST PLACE WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER ELECTION IF THIS VERDICT IS MANUFACTURED AROUND AN INEXPERIENCED IGNORANT ARROGANT UNACCOUNTABLE INACESSIBLE ITALIAN INDIAN OR INDIAN ITALIAN OR ANY OF THE LEGALISTIC VERSIONS OF DUAL CITIZENRY THAT TAKES AWAY STICK IN THE MUD SON OF THE SOIL ACCOUNTABILITY LIKE IN THE CASE OF ALBERTO FUJIMORO.
 
THOSE WHO DO NOT LEARN FROM OTHER PEOPLES MISTAKES OR FROM HISTORY ARE BOUND TO BE BURNT BY IT AGAIN!
 
 
'TO BE BURNT BY EITHER FIRE OR FIRE'
 
T.S. ELIOT
IN
THE FOUR QUARTETS.
 
UNLESS WE THE NATIVES DO OUR THINGS OUR WAY AND LISTEN TO THE WISDOM OF THAT SAGE CALLED SANGMA WHO WAS SO SHAMEFULLY AND SHABBILY TREATED BY THE SAME STING TWICE:
 
LACK OF INNER PARTY DEMOCRACY
AND
LACK OF RESPECT FOR HIS SYMBOL:
 
TIME PIECE!
TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
 
WITH NO SENSE OF TIME TIMING OR TIME KEEPING INDIANS KEEP SKIVING OFF FROM THE HARSH REALITIES OF THEIR TRUE LIVES AND GO CHASING MIRAGES AND FALSE LABELS AND PACKAGES AS PUT OUT BY THE BIG MEDIA HOUSES WHICH ARE REALLY FAMILY FIRMS IN FIRM FAMILY RETINUE RELATIONSHIPS WITH POWERMONGERING FAMILIES TO KEEP THEIR CLAWBACK GRIP ON THE ENTIRE CITIZENRY WITHOUT CLARITY OR CLARION CALL OF CLEAR VICTORY!
 
SHEIK ABDULLAH WAS JAILED
FOR 18 YEARS WITHOUT TRIAL!
FOR SUPPOSED TREASON OR SHEER LACK OF REASON!
 
THAT IS HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE IF DEMOCRACY IS GIVEN INTO THE DEATH GRIP OF AN INDECENT HASTE INTO DYNASTY'S DESCENT INTO DE'MOCK'CRAZY!
 
LET INNER PARTY DEMOCRACY PREVAIL OVER POTA,  POTHA,  PUTRA,  PASTISCHED PASSIONS! 
 
 
see: 
CAN SECULIARISM A BAIT BE?
 
Jyoti Basu can you sell democracy so short as to give it away like shortbread?  never mind that Methusellah and BhismaPitaMaha melded clever clone in Surjeet who keeps plugging for Signora Sonia can you not heave your SPINE OVER AND SIT THIS TURN IN?
TILL THE TIDE TURNS
AND TRUE DEMOCRACY TAKES OVER? or are the lal salaams only good for lamba lamba lufz but not for long term or long lasting longing for LIVING DEMOCRACY WITHOUT DYNASTY AND ALL THE LACK OF ISSUES EXCEPT ONE ISSUE OF BRINGING THEIR OWN ISSUES IN AND NEVER LETTING LIVING DEMOCRACY FLOWER IN THE WIDE OPEN SPACES OF THE LIVELIER INDIA WHICH WANTED A CHANGE OVER AND GAVE THEIR VERDICT IN FAVOUR OF A THIRD SAVIOUR IN THE FORM OF A FORMATION CALLED HIJRA RAJ!  NEITHER THIS NOR THAT!
WHICH IS THE ONLY BRIGHT BUTTON GLOWING IN THIS REAL INDIA WHERE DEMOCRACY LIVES AND SAY:
 
SAYONARA SIGNORA SONIA
ARRIVEDERCI
AND MERCI
FOR YOUR ROADSHOWS
BUT DEMOCRACY
IS MADE OF AN
IMMOVABLE FORCE AGAINST THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT CALLED:
 
AZADI MERA JAMN HUQ HAI
MEIN ISSE LEKAR HI RAHOONGA!
 
AS
BAL GANGADHAR TILAK
SAID ALL THAT NOT SO LONG AGO.
nEVER MIND THE BIGWIGS AND BIGGER WAGS  IN THE MEDIA MOGHULS MAKEBELIEVE MAHALS!
STEP IN THIS WAY:
JYOTI DA
AND MAKE THAT MAHILA BILL
YOUR FIRST SIGN ON!
TA!
TA TA!
AHVANAM!
INNER PARLEYS DEMOCRACY
STAND UP
AND BE ELECTED
BY
SECRET BALLOT
AND NOT
GET SELECTED
AND SHOVED DOWN OUR
SLIT WIDE OPEN THROATS OF DISBELIEF!
we delivered the real verdict
it's the voters victory:
 
NEITHER THIS NOR THAT
BUT
THE TEESRA DELIVERY!
THAT IS:
HIJRA RAJ!

When
MEN are from Monkeys
and
Women are from All-Keys
Vote for dabbawallos
In gulal and gold rassogollos!