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TYING OURSELVES IN NOTS!
Is that the answer?
Answer? No. it is a response.
A response is not an answer.
It is only a reply.
Ply replayed again and again. RE-PLY.
A reply is no answer.
For an answer is FINAL. AND A RE-PLY IS ONLY PLYING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Does that answer your query?
What?
When.
Not what but when the actuaries get round to it, they will have already been antiquated. Never been acquainted already
antiquated.
ACTUALLY.
So not what but when, a reponse is not an answer it remains answerable, to more queries than you can conceive.
Re=nonce the Renounce.
There is no real response.
There is even less to rejoice.
That a mouse whom history hasn't even chosen has the right to reply that: HISTORY WILL JUDGE WHETHER I WAS STRONG OR WEAK'
IF ONLY THE SUPREME COURT WASN'T SO COMPROMISED THAT IT CANNOT PASS THE VERDICT ON THE RESERVED JUDGEMENT ON THE CORE
CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE OF THE COUNCIL OF STATES WE WOULD NOT HAVE HAD TO COME TO THIS SORRY PASS!
BYPASS.
WHILE THE BYPASS SURGEON IS BEING BARBATHFIED WE HAVE TO LISTEN A VICTOR HUGO QUOTE LIKE ON A BROKEN RECORD:
NOBODY CAN STOP AN IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME.
BUT WHAT DOES THE LIGHTBULB COST BUSTER?
YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED WHAT THE DEAL IS ALL ABOUT.
WHICH IS WHY IT IS CALLED:
TYING THE NATION IN NOTS!
TRY AGAIN.
GIVE THE ANSWER IN LOK SABHA.
WHAT DOES IT COST?
IF YOU CANNOT EVEN ANSWER THAT FAIR AND SQUARE, THE INDIAN VOTER HAS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT YOU AREN'T EVEN FAIR ENOUGH
TO BE IN THE PARLIAMENT SQUARE!
SO THERE.
AS FOR THE GORI GOONGI GUDIYA calling herself ever so grandly a GANDHI, WHEN SHE WILL DO A GRASS GUNTER OUTING AND SAY:
HEY! I AM A MUSSOLINI KA SEPOY KA BETI before I become a Bharat ka bahar ka bahu!
NOW THAT WOULD BE HOW HISTORY WILL JUDGE WHO IS STRONG AND WHO IS WEAK ON HISTORY!
Not whether history which would have become history would judge how weak the nation was when the teas were brewed so strong
as to become a stand up comedy called:
KHADDI CHAMCHAGIRI CHAI!
AND ALL THE HISTRIONIC LACK OF TALENTS IN AGEING OLD FADED FILMSTARS STUFFED INTO THE HOUSE OF ELECTS AND HOUSE OF SELECTS.
AND THEN THERE WILL BE A PAY HIKE WHICH THEY WILL PUSH THROUGH THE MONSOON SESSION AND IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN RAINING ELEPHANTS
AND RHINOSCEROS, AS REWARDS, that is pachydermis and rhino hides for thick political skins, FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT
THE ELEPHANT PRINCIPLE IS ALL ABOUT?
EVEN IF THERE WEREN'T SIX BLIND MEN, THEY ARE ALL BLINDFOLDED INTO THE BELIEF THAT THEY ARE THE BENEDICTIONS
OF THE BENE-DICTIONS WHICH THEY DON'T POSSESS AND YES, THE BUDDHA DID TALK OF EKAMSOVADANA BEING THE VEDANA WHICH IS WHY
IT IS NOTHING BUT DUKKAH!
AHA!
THAT IS WHAT WE GOT.
DUKKAH.
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VOCABULARY HELPS:
EKAMSOVADA: BELIEF THAT ONE'S VIEW IS RIGHT AND ALL OTHERS ARE WRONG.
The Buddha illustrated ekamsovada with the absurd attitude of the six blind men who were let loose around a ROYAL ELEPHANT
TO PASS THEIR VERDICTS ON WHAT THE ELEPHANT WAS LIKE.
1. THE ONE WHO TOUCHED THE LEG SAID: THE ELEPHANT WAS LIKE A TREE!
2. THE OTHER WHO TOUCHED THE TAIL SAID:
THE ELEPHANT WAS LIKE A BROOM!
3. THE ONE WHO TOUCHED THE EAR SAID:
THE ELEPHANT WAS LIKE A WINNOWING PANKHA!
4. THE ONE WHO......
AND SO ON WHILE THE KING WHO WAS AMUSING HIMSELF THUS IN ROYAL COURT ROARED WITH LAUGHTER AND FELL DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
IT WAS THAT FUNNY.
FALLING DOWN THE FANNY!
WHICH IS HOW THIS WILL FINALLY FALL.
TUSH DOWN.
RING-A-RING-A-RACKETS
POCKETS FULL OF PACKETS
HUSH UP! PUSH UP!
TILL ALL FELL DOWN.
TUSH DOWN!
ALL THE PRIME MINISTERS AND THE PRESIDENTS AND THE PRESIDENTS MEN CAN'T EVER GET TO PUT HUMP IT DUMP IT BACK ON THE WALL
AGAIN!
GET IT?
THEY AIN'T GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EKAMSOVADA IS THE VEDANA AND THAT VEDANA IS THE SORROW.
OF TRYING TO SAVE FOR TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN'T EVEN EARN TODAY.
LIVING ON BORROWED TIME.
OR IN OTHER WORDS, BORES WITH THEIR MORES.
SAY NO MORE.
THE BORES WILL NO MORE MAKE HISTORY THAN MARK TIME TO MARK HISTORY.
SO HISTORY WON'T BE GASPING TO WAIT ON THE MOUSE TO MAKE WHAT MANMOHAN MOUSE FROM GAH CAN'T MAKE GAH HAVE.
A SINGLE LIGHTBULB MADE GLOW IN GAH WITH HIS OWN ELECTORAL PROSPECTS!
EVEN IF HE MANAGES TO TIE UP THE PUPPY THAT IS THE PUNJABI UPWARDLY MOBILE TAIL WOG-GING THE DOG IN NOTS!
IT IS NOT THIS, INDIA WILL NEVER KNEEL, IT IS NOT THAT, NOBODY CAN MAKE INDIA KNEEL, WHICH IS ALL OLD HAT, AS LONG AS
I AM PRIME MINISTER NOBODY CAN MAKE ME SIGN AWAY SOVEREIGNTY ABOUT WHICH THERE IS NOTHING TO THAT, AND ALL THE NOTS AMOUNT
TO NOUGHT.
LIKE THE TOT UP TALLY OF HIS TOTAL TITANIC ELECTORAL WINS FROM THE INDIAN VOTERS TOT UP TO A NOUGHT, WHO ACTYUALLY WENT
TO A BOOTH TO CAST THEIR LOT WITH HIS MEGALOMANIA!
SO YOU CAN BOTTLE THAT BHOOTH AND CALL IT THE GENIE OF LACK OF GENIUS!
IT DOES NOT TAKE A GENIUS TO KNOW WHAT GENUINE HISTORY IS AND WHAT A GENUINE LACK OF HISTORY IS.
WHICH IS WHAT JYOTI BASU NEVER GOT TO SAYING:
HISTORICAL BLUDGEON.
ON THE HISTORICAL BLURRING OF BOUNDARIES.
WHEN THE BRITISH LEFT THE SUBCONTINENT THEY MADE THE BOUNDARIES SO TIGHT WE NEVER GOT ROUND TO OPENING UP YET.
THAT IS HISTORY.
SIXTY YEARS IS A LONG PERIOD.
AND IF THE WOG CAN'T SEE IT FOR WHAT IT IS THEN THE WOG WON'T SEE IT FOR WHAT IT CAN'T BE.
A SINGLE LIGHTBULB IN SIXTY YEARS WHICH IS LESS THAN THE STATE OF GAH TODAY SO THERE!
AND IF YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MUSSOLINI AND GANDHI THEN YOU CAN'T SLEDGE IT THICKER THAN A GARDEN SHED.
GARDEN VAREITY.
ENGLISH COUNTRY GARDEN.
GET IT?
HOW THEY GOT THERE!
So when Manmohan Mouse, goes with all the grandeur of his megalomania into 'We have not allowed any country howsoever
powerful to infulence our policy, I will not allow it as long as I am
Prime Minister......'
Hold it right there, and hold your head high and give us the tot up tally you scored in ELECTORAL POLITICS, please?
You can't plead not guilty when you are guilty of that very crime of not having committed yourself to the first requirement
of constitutional propriety.
IT IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY!
AND YOU CANNOT HOPE TO MAKE HISTORY WITH YOU HAVEN'T.
LEGITIMACY.
AND THE ONE YOU STRUCK A DEAL WITH DID NOT WIN HIS ELECTION EITHER.
HE ONLY GOT A MEEK KNEED CAVING IN BY THEIR SUPREME COURT.
SO TWO NEGATIVES DON'T MAKE FOR ONE BIG POSITIVE IMPACT. GET IT?
HOW IT GOT TO THAT SORRY PASS.
NOW PASS ON, DON'T BOTHER TO SAY SORRY BUT JUST PASS ON.
STOP! IT RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
'THERE IS NO QUESTION OF AMERICAN INSPECTORS ROAMING AROUND OUR NUCLEAR FACILITIES.'
WHAT ARE YOU BLATHERING ON ABOUT BOY?
THE BOYS WITH THEIR TOYS, ARE TINKERING IT AND SOLDERING IT AND TAILORING IT TO THE SPY'S EYES AILMENTS USING SATELLITES!
THERE WON'T BE WHITE MEN BEARING THEIR BURDENS ON THEIR BUMS BUMMING AROUND OUR FACILITIES WHICH LACK FACILITIES FOR THEIR
COLONIAL CONSTIPATIONS!
THEY WILL EITHER DO IT ON THE STEALTH STEALING OF WEALTH AND BLAME IT ON THE NATIVES OR GET NATIVES TO SIGN ON THE DOTTY
LINE.
IF YOU HAVEN'T LEARNT THAT ONE SINGLE LESSON IN ALL THIS TIME YOU HAVE BEEN MALINGERING ALONG AS THE MUNCHAUSSEN SYNDROME
OF THE SIN DRONE CLUB THEN GET ALONG TO THE CAVE AND PLAY CLUBWALLAHS WITH THE CLUB SANDWICH CLUB BUSTER. YOU AIN'T OUT OF
NEANDERTHALS YET.
GET IT?
NOW GOOD.
MAKE GOOD AND WAVE GOODBYE.
GET A MOVE ON YOU!
YOU AIN'T MOVING US ONE BIT WITH THE BIT ABOUT YOUR DAD'S LACK OF SCHOOLING.
IT WAS LIKE THAT IN THE BRITISH RAJ. NO PROPER SCHOOLS. ONLY COLLECTORS AND CLERKS TAKING IT ALL AWAY IN TAXES AND EXTORTIONS
ON HEDGES ON SALTED TEARS IN HIS MAJESTY'S SERVICES WHICH CAME AFTER HER MAJESTY'S SERVICES AND THEN GAVE WAY TO ANOTHER HER
MAJESTY'S SERVICES.
HMS!
WE KNOW THAT NEVER CHANGES WHETHER IT IS HIM OR HER.
HMS!
SO TOO IN THE HIJRA RAJ BOTH DODGE AND PLAY DODGE BALL TILL THE DOGDAYSAREBACKAGAIN WITH THEIR DOGGY BAGS.
WE KNOW WOGS.
FOR WHAT THEY ARE WORTH.
GO! GO!
BOTH GO!
DON'T BOTHER TO SAY GOO'BYE.
JUST GO!
GOOD! GOOD!
THE NATION WILL SEE DONKEYS EGGS IN DONKEYS YEARS FIRST!
OR AS WE SAYS DOWN IN THESE PARTS:
NOT IN "SEXED UP DOSSIERS"
GAADDHI GOODDU!
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