THE POT POLITICS OF STEREOtypoGRAPHIC ERRORS!

VAKTANTRA: Weaving Voices of India toGather the fruits of Freedom Song to gether!

KEEP THE BANNER OF FREEDOM FLYING HIGH!
Ripple Growing Banner Flag
BY NOT TAKING IT LYING DOWN SO LOW BY LYING HISTORY TOLD!

So what is the DIFFERENCE
Between a Refugee Republic
such as American and Yoghurt?
Why that's as easy to separate
AS ASLI CHEESE
FROM THE NAKRE-walli NAKLI WHEY
"It is CULTURE
Coz only one of 'em has it!"
And Mohandas K Gandhi
never done time
at any St. Louis gas station
Nor in entire Missourie
missing-sour i.e.
for that matter.

What he did was much better
Being a better vakil
from an earlier generation
more EDUCATED,  ERUDITE AND UPRIGHT
enough to never have fudged his books
ever.  For that simple matter
nor,  dirtied the Whitewater.
[than the one who said that
about a gas-story in sorry Missourie
LYING HISTORY on the flip-side
of the LIVED Reality of an
'APOSTLE OF TRUTH'
Of the 20th century
WHO WROTE HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY
AND CALLED IT MOST MODESTLY:
'MY EXPERIMENTS WITH TRUTH'
and not in LYING HISTORY
on the flopside
of a struck big book-deal
selling in truck-loads
[off the back of a lorry?]
as a LIVING HISTORY!
by a refugee republic american
called:  HILLARY!

For he never would
have spent a minute
In service of a nation
that so lacked in culture.
So watch it!  HILLARY!
It is not that we as a nation
nor as a million mutinies
now and then--
can't a stand up joke lying down!
At it's 'projected' false
face value
Nor in it's real lack of offal farce
forced value
For in this Mahatmaan country
It is that we simply cannot allow
For it to pass
or for it to come to this sorry pass
That stray lame comments
Mya be allowed to pass off
for Hillarity!
Much less jocularity
With or without angularity!
For it is all a matter
of our cooking common pot
of our much vaunted high-culture
That in this great ancient Mahatmaan nation
Every meal is left incomplete
[unpentently unreplete?]
and even if were replete
[and that there was an intended pun!]
with such jostle-insular angularity
still would be left un-replete
if it weren't rounded up
with a pot of Yoghurt!
From the sickly sweet mishti doi
that will only do for the Banglas
To the pungent perugu-avvakais
that will only de'tone'ate for the Andhras
No meal is ever complete
Without a pot of culture
that is called:  Yoghurt.
So it is rather aggravating
And on the raw nerve found: grating
To be in the hearing
of gratutious facetious remarks
Being allowed to pass off unrepented
Nor without a quick repartee
Being posted by the entire polity!
Of the outpost of diaspora
and spores yet in the making
of the extended Indian Family
making the world our very own!
Like what our ancients meant
when they COOKED OUR WORLD-VIEW
into vieing for a grandstand living
as in viewing our family as the world
or vice-verse-ah:
as when the rishis sang in UNISON
over seven thousand years ago of a:
VASUDAIVAKA KUTUMBAKAM!
So can we have a written apology,  please?
Speed-Posted to the people of the Indias
care-of:  President of India
Rashtrapathi Bhavan,  New Delhi.
 
So we may once again
enjoy our pot of culture
Uninterrupted by such lack of yoghurt
In a country that boasts of a St.Louis
[Oh what a sorry state is Missourie]
that it missed hosting
or posting out a Mahatma
either within or without a gas-story
IN THE entire ANNALS OF human HISTORY!
So watch it,  Hillary!  
 
TRUTH doth not
Lie on it's side
[snide hillarity asides,  aside]
of LIVING HISTORY!
However heavy-tomed
or sold off the back of a lorry!
Sorry,  HISTORY
MUST BE TRUTH TOLD
WITH LEVITY.

MIRCH MASALA YA ASLI CHEESE!
Chile Pepper, Rotating
YEHI HAI INDIA HAMARA!

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