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COUNT TILL IT COUNTS! TRUE TO REAL ACCOUNT! IS ACCOUNTABILITY!!
COUNT TILL IT COUNTS! TRUE TO REAL ACCOUNT! IS ACCOUNTABILITY!!

EXCEPT THE ONES WHO CANNOT DO THEIR SUMS!
BUT KNOW HOW TO STIR UP ENTIRE POPULATIONS
OF NEW ZEALANDS, TASMANIA AND GONDWANA
OUT OF THE THIN AIR WITHOUT BEING FAIR
TO THE GLASS-ROD OF TRANSPARENCY
!

o while it must be admitted
That there are those with
'SPECIAL NEEDS'
who need longer EDUCATIONS
even those are really in no need
to know need now
because they are those who
can do their sums backwards
that is work their way down
from zillions and gazzillions
of non-existents
to the extant Hindu Growth Rate
of the irrefutable ZERO..
 
oh oh?
or go?
IN THE HOLY NAME
OF ZERO-SUM GAME
SO THAT WE MAY HAVE A REAL DEMOCRACY
INSTEAD OF A MOBOCRACY!
OR MOCKOCRAZY!
 
SO ELECTION COMMISSION
MAKE YOUR HONOUR-ABLE AND HONOUR BOUND MISSION
TO EXTEND RE-VISION
TO REVISION OF
ELECTORAL ROLLS
AND EXTEND
THE DATE OF CHECK-SUMS
BY A MONTH OR MORE
OR EVEN MORE SO
IF NEEDS BE--
BECAUSE WE MUST
AND DUTY MUST NOT SETTLE FOR DUST
BECAUSE DUST WILL ANYWAY
SETTLE DOWN
BUT WE MUST SEE IT IT
THAT IT MUST GET TO
 
GETTING IT RIGHT FOR ONCE
WITHOUT RECOURSE TO AN OUNCE
OF DISCREPANCY CREEPING IN
BECAUSE OF LACK OF A CERTAIN DECORUM
OR QUORUM
OF
TRANSPARENCY!

BECAUSE WHATEVER ELSE WE MAY DO
OR WHOEVER WE MAY WANT TO VOTE
FOR
WITH OR WITHOUT TAKING A NOTE
OF
A CURRENCY
OR RUN OUT OF CURRENCY
IN AND BY
GIVING THE GO-BY
IN SEEING
THE REAL CURRENT TRENDS
WE MUST BE TRUE OUR SELVES!
 
SO PUT UP THE LISTS
WHICH HAVEN'T BEEN HAD
BY THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE HAD BAD WISH-LISTS
OF WHAT THEY CANNOT HAVE
BUT STILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE
WITHOUT TAKING A NOTE
OF THE CURRENCY
BUT TAKING NOTE
OF THE DISCREPANCY
CREEPING IN BECAUSE OF
 LACK OF DECENCY
IN UTMOST
TRANSPARENCY!
 
SO PUT UP ALL THE LISTS
WHICH MOST OF US
HAVEN'T SEEN WITH OUR OWN EYES
OR BEHELD IN OUR OWN HANDS
IN SUCH A LONG LONG WHILE
WHILE UNBORN FOLKS HAVE CREPT IN AND IN
WHILE CRAWLING AND TRAWLING US OUT AND OUT
LIKE THAT ARABIAN FABLED
ARAB AND THE CAMEL
IN HIS WITHOUT REPENT
WHILE WE LANGUISH IN ANGUISH ALL SPENT
 
SO PUT UP THE LISTS
IN ALL THE POST-OFFICES
AND THE MANDAL OFFICES
AND THE PANCAYATS
AND THE POLLING BOOTHS
FOR A DECENT SUM OF TIME
 
AND LEAVE THEM THERE
TO BE LOOKED AT AND KNOWN
BY ALL
FOR A WHOLE MONTH AND MAYBE
A HALF
OR EVEN MORE IF NEED BE SO.
WITHOUT TAKING RECOURSE
TO HALF-MEASURES
WHILE THE REST OF THE NATION
IS SENT OFF ON A FABULOUS FABLE OF
TREASURES
HUNTING
 
FOR A NON-EXISTENT
CHAMKAANCHYFYING MYSTIFYING
"SPOT THE SPOTLESS"
NETA NCONTEST
CONTESTING
THE POLLS!
OR SQUEEZING IN
THROUGH THE BACKDOOR
BUT WITHOUT HOLDING DOORS OPEN
FOR THE AAM JUNTA
TO VOTE IN
DECENCY!
 
DOING DEMOCRACY IN
WITH NO HOLDS!
BARRED!
 
So that 'crisis' of having
TWO SILENCES
going all at once
From the sole surviving stirrer
Subramanian Swamy
and Narsing
who speaks most
sparingly,
but being consistent about being
the soul disciple of
Shri Ramananda Swamy
which is no good
because the good
are no longer good enough
to be left to roam the streets
unassisted by the hangama
of bogus brotherhood of
non-existents
which has freed up
the rest of the nation
To gang up together
against
THE ONE
THAT ONE!
who said that and that
that once!
but which we have repeated
ever since!
And what's worse or vice
Without being vice-versa ofcourse
They have set off
on a treasure hunt
To find him one surviving living politician
Who can live up to the blurb
in the ad world of
INDIA SHINING!
 
But the folk are all rather bedazzled
By all the surf washing powder being expended
On their dazzling
white dhotis and kurtas of khadi
That they cannot seem to find the persons inside
CHAMKAANCHUFYING
AS IN
THE EMPEROR
THAT IS WEARING NO CLOTHES
but are rather bedazzled
and frazzled out of their wits
and are roaming witless
wondering how they are
 
HERE
where
THEY ARE ALL WEARING CLOTHES

BUT WHERE ARE PERSONS INSIDE?
with or without the talking heads
while the twosome silences
carry on pretending
nothing amiss
is happening
 
aha!
DHOONDTHE RAH JAVOGE!
SAYS THE SURF WASHING POWDER AD
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SPOTLESS
THAT THEY CANNOT BE SPOTTED!
 
SO MUCH uneddifying tax in
EDUCATING LYNGDOH
WHICH IS A FUTILE EXERCISE
IN
JEMNASTICS OF nasty POLITICS!
 
SO WHY IS
INDIA SHINING
IF WE CAN'T FIND
ONE CHAMKAANCHUFYING
POLITICIAN LIVING?
 
 
BECAUSE AS LYNGDOH HAS SAID
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
OR RATHER
UNDER THE TUBELIGHT
[GET THAT you TUBELIGHT?]
THROWN LIGHT ON THE 'TUBE'
UNDER THE ARCLIGHT
[SEE WE WILL FINALLY GET IT RIGHT]
[IF WE STAY true to ourselves
AND SAY IT WITH FINE-ALLY FINALITY]
THERE IS NOT ONE LIVING POLITICIAN
WHO IS CHAMKAANCHUFYING
WHICH IS RATHER MORTIFYING
OR MORBIDIFYING
INTO CRAB-LIKE PROPORTIONS
OR RATHER DISPROPORTIONS.
BECAUSE
"NIYYAT RAHAAN
NETA KAHAAN
?"

BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY
ABOUT INDIAN CRABS
coming UP FOR GRABS!
 
 
COMING UP SHORTLY
AT THE BREAD AND CIRCUS
AMPHITHEATRE
SHOWING ALL OVER
WHEN
THE UNITED NATION OF INDIA
re-gathers their squandered wits together
and gets to
TAKE A BREAK
FROM TREASURE-HUNTING
TRYING TO GO ABOUT
EDUCATING
LYNGDOH
ON WHAT HE PLAIN AS SPOKEN
SIMPLY DON'T KNOW
 
THAT IS KNOW
A LIVING POLITICIAN
CHAMKAANCHUFYING
AS IN
INDIA SHINING.
 
 
OR THE UNITED NATION OF INDIA
WILL BE FOREVER LEFT
TREASURE-HUNTING
AND THE SURF WASHING POWDER WILL BE SELLING POWER-KEGS
BY THE BARRELS AND DRUMS TO THE TOM TOM NETAS
TO WASH UP THEIR KURTAS AND DHOTIS MADE IN KHADIS
TO CHAMKAANCHUFYING!
AND THE REST OF THE NATION
WILL BE LEFT RATHER SCRATCHING UP THEIR
NON-EXISTENT HEADS
BECAUSE THERE ARE SIMPLY
NO POLITICIANS COMING UP TO THE SCRATCH
however much you go simpering up to the utterly butterable uppity!
 
AND WHAT
WITH SUBRAMANIAN SWAMY
PUTTING HIMSELF
IN SERIOUS COMPETITION
WITH NARSING
AND WHO CAN STAY still
and SERIOUSLY SILENT
WHEN THE NATION IS GOING TO
 
GOING GOING GONE
GONG!
GOING UP FOR GRABS
BY THE INDIAN CRABS!
what can we do?
but go about educating
LYNGDOH
HOWEVER UNEDDIFYING!
OR GRAVITAS DEFYING!!!!!

NEXT ON SHOW!
COME CRABBING
ABOUT WHAT'S GRABBING
THE NATION'S ATTENTION:
 
THE INDIAN CRABS!