"The Prime Minister issued a strong plea to US neo-conservatives to endorse a multilateral approach,
through a United Nations armed with a new charter allowing it to force "bad" countries like Saddam Hussein's Iraq to respect
human rights and democracy. But he also appealed to his domestic critics and countries such as France and Germany not to ridicule
America's arguments or "parody" George Bush."
ASKING THE NEOCONS TO ENDORSE A MULTI-LATERAL APPROACH IS LIKE ASKING OUR NETALOG TO STOP LOOKING SO GLUM AND TAKE
A JOKE LIGHTLY BEGINNING WITH THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO KEEP ALL COUSEL CLOSE TO THE CHEST, THAT IS THE TIJORI!
But jokes aside, and that's a doubletake double pun, very intended, WE GET BACK TO OUR OWN BACKYARD AND HAVE A
GOOD laughthaon! LAUGH ALOUD WAKEOUT WALKABOUT!
The Kanchi Seer is said to have paid FORTY LAKHS to bump off one EX-TEMPLE DISGRUNTLED ELEMENT, and the big JOKE
DOING THE MAJOR ASIDES, TO GIVE SPLITS IN THE SIDES is that there is a new EMPLOYMENT EXCHANGE OPENING UNDER EVERY AVAILABLE
BANYAN TREE, that are WILLING TO BUMP OFF ANYONE FOR A QUARTER OF THAT AMOUNT!
BECAUSE IN ANY CASE THE BIG MAN WITH THE BIG NAME AND FAME WOULD BE SOMEHOW AND ANYHOW BE ROUNDED UP AND THERE
IS NO WAY THEY CAN EARN THAT KIND OF DOSH AND NOT THE DOSHA IN ANY OTHER KIND OF EMPLOYMENT!
THE RATE IS GROSSLY EXAGGERATED IS THE FEEL, WHICH MEANS THE WHOLE CASE IS SERIOULY FALLING APART EVEN BEFORE IT
IS PUT TOGETHER that meaNS the KAMAKSHI TEMPLE DEITY SATI IN HER SHAKITPEET AVATAR, is going to get a big DAMAGES along with
'THE CHARACTER ASSASSINATION' of her chief priest which is DOUBLING AT THE RATE OF DAWN HE IS INCARCERATED AND CLIMBING BEGINNING
WITH 1,116 CRORE!
It is clearly a case of PRE-JUDGING BEFORE THE BINDING TOGETHER OF EVIDENCE EVEN IN A SPIRAL BOUND NOTEBOOK!
That is the true tragedy of A SAGA OF A SAGE GONE AWRY because of HERO, HUNDI AND GANDHA UNGLEES OF THOSE WHO WANT
THEIR UNGLEES IN THE HUNDI AND IT IS GOING TO BE A HERCULEAN TASK TO CLIMB BACK FROM RIDICULE TO RULE!
THE RULE OF THE LAW STATES THAT EVERYONE IS PRESUMED INNOCENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY!
AND AN ARREST WARRANT MUST BE PRESENTED FIRST AND RIGHT TO SILENCE AND SPEECH READ OUT, AND RIGHT TO ACCESS TO
LEGAL ADVOCACY GIVEN BEFORE HE WAS BUNDLED UP BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND BUMPED ALONG BAD ROADS AND SMALL AIRCARRIERS
THAT ARE UNSAFE EVEN DURING THE DAY.
SO THE DAMAGES ARE CLIMBING AND CLIMBING, THAMBI AND THERE'S NOT A TAMARIND THAT WILL TELL A TALE OF BITTER AFTERTASTE!
So why do POLITICOS on both sides of the OCEANICS get the atmospherics
so amoniacal and inimical?
Why does Blair come back after a bang bang body bag back session with BUSH and preach to the INCOVERTIBLE
that they must not RIDICULE 'americal arguments' or 'PARODY GEORGE BUSH'?
And that too when BUSH DID THE UNDOABLE AND MANAGED TO PULL OFF A DUBIOUS DISTINCTION OF HAVING WON
AN ELECTION WITH A MASSIVE POPULAR VOTE WHEN EVERYONE WORTH HIS OPINION AND POLL said it was well nigh impossible?
AND SEE HOW THEY ARE ALL ABANDONING THE SINKING SHIP OF FOOLS AND YOU GET THE TICKLE IN YOUR RIBS CRACKLING
WITH HUMOURS UNINVITED BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD WAS HARKING ABOUT WAY BACK BEFORE THAT BATHETIC WAR AGAINST AFGHANISTAN
FIRST AND IRAQ LATER!
If there warn't any WMD'S then or now which was what HANS BLIX AND ELBARADEI were bleeting about
all along, and asked for a six week window and BUSH AND BLAIR blared NO NO MORE TIME! and SADDAM'S STATUE HAD FALLEN AND THE
WAR HAD ENDED, WAY BACK IN LAST MAY, AND SADDAM WAS PULLED OUT OF A SPIDER HOLE WITH OUT OF SEASON DATES IN FULL FRUITION
IN THE WRONG SEASON, OH LA LA, with a beard and NO JIANG ZEMIN look alike eyeglasses even to authenticate his very existence,
and who refused to SIGN UP HIS NAME EVEN, in court, so who knows who that was, and so on, but then after all that and all
the baddies have been bumped off or bumped along into bumptitious bumpkins WHY ARE AMERICAN AND SCOTTISH AND POLISH SOLDIERS
DYING IN SUCH LARGE NUMBERS?
FORGET THE IRAQIS WHOM NOBODY COUNTS ON THE HUMAN GEIGI COUNTER.
And who is accountable for this MEGA CRIME AND WHAT CAN THE WORLD DO ABOUT IT BUT FIND COMIC RELIEF
IN SOME GRIEF!
Comic Relief in a great OUTPOURING OF GRIEF!
Let us atleast laugh!
We can't book you politicians for BIG CRIME, FOR PERSECUTION MANIA
AND FOR DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR SO LET US REDUCE YOU TO ATLEAST THE HUMAN PROPORTION OF ABIDING BY THE SIMPLE RULE OF LAUGHTER!
'Have you said, Mr. Tamames, that one can no longer find REDS even in CHINA?' a Spanish economist and politician was asked
in Oct 1987 'Well, yes I said that IRON-ically. OBVIOUSLY, IT'S A JOKE.'
well, the joke has spread all over the country where the CONGRESS SLAVES PARTY IS BACK TO PLAYING THE SAME OLE
DIRTY TRICKS, WHERE ONE SHADE OF RED IS SET UP AGAINST THE OTHER AND GETTING TO RULE BY DINNER DIMPLE-OMINOUSY!
THE BIG TWO REDS CPI AND CPI M have been reduced to JANA NATYA MANDALI, performing various versions OF The same
VOICES, about petroleum prices and privatizations, while the JANA NATYA MANDALI gets a GLUM GLOOMY NOD FROM THE GLUTTONOUS
ANDHRA PRADESH GOVERNMENT which is back WITH A BEGGING BOWL TO THE WORLD bank and has already upped the USER CHARGES and back
to the same DICTATORSHIP by DULCE VITA, but the MAOISTS are given reluctant shout time and space here but will be allowed
in REDLAND badlands of WASTE BENGAL TO GIVE BUDDHADEB A BIG DYSPEPSIA!
SHADES OF BINDRANWALE AND THE AKALIS! TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. THE CONGRESS IS CRAZY! PLAYING WITH
RED FIRE SO OPENLY!
SO WATCH IT AND WATCH IT CLOSELY BEFORE EVERYONE GETS "SEERed" sorry SEARED!
But back to laughter, and the after, 'certain rules play, certain times and places have been created where the joke, the
jest, the parody or sarcasm directed even at those in pwoer, is allowed and whre no one should TAKE OFFENCE!'
"IN human society there are hunting grounds where the season
of false laguhter may be officially opened. "
"The court jester was authorized to laugh
at the MONARCH and at the courtesans."
[shades of BIRBAL AND TENALI RAMANAYYA?]
At carnivals, [do you hear SUKUMARA AND RAJASEKHARA] IT WAS AND STILL IS ALLOWED TO
RIDICULE THE MUNICIPAL or national authorities.'
[ASIDE: IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE LAUGHTER GET OUT OF THE CATECHISMS!]
'It is hardly coincidental that DICTATORS ban court jestors, political cartoonists,
and television programmes containing political satires.'
[ASIDE; AND WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH THE TOUGH BOOTS ARE OUT TO STOMP OUT THE SEERS AND
THE POETS BECAUSE THE ULTIMATE REALITY OF THEIR ARTIFICIALITY IS TOO MUCH TO CRUNCH UNDER THEIR WISDOM TEETH! so
they arm themselves to the tooth with PATRIOT ACTS AND POTA and DETENTION WITHOUT INFORMED CONSENT AND INCARCERATE EVEN A
SEER AS AN UNDERTRIAL FOR DUBIOUS days on end!]
Charlie Chaplin's THE GREAT DICTATOR was banned by FRANCO, for forty years, a very jesting ridicule
of a humourous film!
MAYBE INSTEAD OF WAGGING HIS POINTING FINGER AT THE GREIVING WORLD, at this INSENSATE INSENSTATED
INTERSTATE WAR ON TERROR EVERYWHERE FOR NO REASON, BLAIR SHOULD SEND BUSH A DVD OR CD OF THE GREAT DICTATOR BY CHARLIE CHAPLIN
HIS OWN COUNTRY MAN WITH A FLIPPIN SENSE OF HUMOUR THAT THIS POLITICO IS MISSIN in all his TOOTHSOME!
[Extracts from Emotional
Computer: Emotional Laws of Laughter and Language]
A LESSON FOR THOSE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LAW THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE AS LAWMAKERS!
Rifkin puts it best:
'Political tyranny in every culture begins by DEVALUING the TIME OF
OTHERS. Indeed, the exploitation of human beings is only possible in pyramidal time cultrues, where rulership is always based
on the proposition that some people's time is more valuable and other peole's time more expendable. In a democratic time culture,
[aside: towards which we MUST REALLY STRIVE IF WE ARE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE]everyone's time is valuable and no one's time
is any more expendable than another's. In a culture where the SACREDNESS OF TIME comes first, there is no other way to
POLITICIANS WHO MAKE PEOPLE AND PEOPLE'S REPS WAIT FOR WEEKS ON END, AND LET TELANGANA ISSUE HANG ASKANCE FOR YEARS
ON END, AND THOSE WHO INCARCERATE A SEER ON INTEMPERATE IMPETUOUS HASTE AND SHOW NO REGARD TO HIS HOLY HOUR, WHICH IS HIS
WAY LIVING HIS PERSONAL LIFE IN HIS PERSONAL SPACE OF PEITY TO HIS DEITY ARE DEMONS OF DEMOGOGUE!
THAT IS THE LESSON.
AND PAY UP THE DAMAGES!
DAMAGES TO THE DEITY
DAMAGES TO THE PEITY OF THE PONTIFF
AND POLITICIANS STOP PLAYIN 'PON-TIFF FOR POLITICAL PETTY CHANGE TO DIP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS INTO THE HINDOO
HUNDIS AND LEARN TO LAUGH TAKE LAUGHTER AS AN AFTER MINT!
IT IS RICHER THAN THE FRESHLY MINTED TAINT OF SULLYING A SAINT!
PAY HEFTY DAMAGES!