BUT SINCE THE DISCOURSE
HAS SINCE SUNK SO LOW
SOUTHWARD
WHICH WAS WHERE WE WERE
AT THE LOGOS OF THE OMPHALOS
THAT ADAM BEGAN COVERING UP FOR
ALL THE SUP-APPLE SERPENTLY SIN OF SATAN
CALLING FOR THEIR EXIT
FROM ETERNAL PARADISE
INTO THE EARTH
WHICH ALAS MEANT
IN THE NAME OF A FICKLE DAME CALLED DEMOCRACY
TURNING LIFE INTO A MEASLEY MISERLY
'FIVE YEARLY ELECTIONS'
AND NOT LIFE-TIME LIVE-OFF
SARKARI SCROUNGING!
BUT THAT IS THE WAY IT GOES
WITH THE LOGOS OF THE OMPHALOS
BUT HOW DID I TRIP YOU THERE?
WITH A PATENT LIE
TOLD THAT ADAM BEGAN COVERING
UP THE SAID PART OF ANATOMY
WITH A FIG-LEAF?
TCH! TCH!
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO'D BE LED
DOWN THE PRIMROSE PARADISE PATH
INTO BELIEVING ANYTHING!
THE ONLY THING THAT SET ADAM
APART FROM THE REST OF HIS COUNTERPARTS
IS THAT HE NEVER HAD AN UMBLICUS!
THAT NEEDED CUTTING OFF AT BIRTH
BECAUSE HE BROUGHT INTO BEING
FROM A CLUMP OF GOOD EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which miracle is re-happening
In the southern state of Andhra Pradesh
where the DRESS CODE
HAS ALREADY BEEN SET
TO ELECTION MODE
So a whole lot of all-grown bogus voters
have been birthed but never properly brought-up
unlike the rather real rest of the reasonably
well-bred populace--
[to know more about that
you must really step over
to take a re-look at
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so how do we separate
the oh so disparate
discrepancy creeping in
surrepticiously if not
surrogately birthed into
being
IN THE ELECTORAL ROLLS?
CALL A ROLL CALL
IN THE TOWN HALL
FOR ALL TO PUT UP A SHOW OF HAND
AND GIVE OUT OF GOOD OLE HOLLER
"AYE SIR!
PRESENT HERE!"
BUT PRIMARY SCHOOLS HERE ARE STILL AT A PREMIUM
WHILE MEDICAL COLLEGES ARE 'SOLD OUT' AT A PREMIUM
WHICH IS ONE AND THE SAME THING?
OR SO IT SEEMS TO THE STATE GOVERNMENT
WHICH WILL NOT HEED A WORD OF WHAT THE DOCTORS
ARE SAYING AND SAYING
AS IF THEY WERE OVERSTAYING
THEIR WELCOME IN HOSTELS
BY CARING ABOUT WHAT GOES
INTO THE FUTURE HEALTHCARE
STATE OF THIS SORDID STATE!!!!!!!!!!
BUT THAT IS ANOTHER THING
NOT MENTIONED IN THE OMPHALITIS
OF THE LOGOS OF ANY VIGILANTES.
SO A WHOLE LOT OF NON-EXISTENTS
HAVE CREPT INTO THE RATHER
ARABIAN NIGHT TALESLY TENT
BUT NOT AU FAIT WITH ARABIC NUMERALS
WHICH REALLY CAME FROM INDIA
WHICH PYTHOGARUS HAD VISITED
BEFORE AYE AYE BEFORE
HE CLAIMED TO HIS 'OWN' THEORUM!
RUMMY! AYE! AYE! RUMMY!
HISTORY OF BOGUS LISTS
HAVE SUCH A LONG LINK
THAT THE KHYBER PASS IS NOW CLOSED UP
AND THE PRESENT DAY NETAS CLAIM
AMITY
BY SHAKING A FIST FIRST
AND A FINGER TOGETHER LATER
AND STILL SHIRK AT CALLING
IT--AN
INDO-PAK SUMMITRY
ON THE SIDELINES
OF SAARC SAFTA
UNDERSCORING THE STILL ABSENT
SORORIETY TOTAL OF NINE
BY CALLING IN BURMA LATER
AND AFGANISTAN RIGHT NOW
AND OPENING UP
THE KHYBER PASS
WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY SOMETHING
FOR SEEMA MUSTAFA TO WRITE ON
INSTEAD OF SALIVATING YEARNINGLY
AT SOME KEBAB AND PAKISTANI PISTA VISTA
IN EATING AND SNIFFING AT A LITTLE OR LARGE
FRIED FISHY AND SHONEY PHONEY
BACKSTREET BUYING IN
OF A PLANE LOAD OF PEN PUSHERS BEING FLOWN ACROSS
AS IF IT WERE OPENING UP
OF THE KHYBER PASS
WHICH WOULD BE REALLY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT FOR THAT SORT OF ANCIENT RE-VISION
AND WISDOMRY WE NEED A DIFFERENT SORT OF GENIUS
IN ADMITTING WHAT WE DO AND DON'T REALLY DO
AND IN KNOWING TRULY WHAT WE DON'T KNOW
[LIKE LYNGDOH]
AND IN ADMITTEDLY RATHER CANDIDLY
THAT IT IS CERTAINLY NOT
INDIA SHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER MIND JASWANT SINGH'S TAKE ON--
NEVER MIND JASWANT SINGH'S OWN TAKE ON IT
OR IS IT STAKE IN IT?
FOR MAKING A RE-ENTRY?????????????????
INTO
GROSS DOMESTIC CONTENTMENT
OR IS IT
GROTESQUE NATIONATIONAL CONSENSUS
ON THE NEED FOR AN
UNSEASONABLY EARLY SNAP POLL?
TO KICK-START SENSIBLE SEPTAGERIANS
INTO BECOMING
'OLD MEN IN A HURRY'
BUT SITARAM KESRI IS NO LONGER
WITHIN OUR HEARING
HAVING BEEN PACKED OFF
SO UN-CEREMONIOUSLY
TO SENT LATER AND HENCE FORTH
TO RETRIEVE THE GROUND
FROM THE UNDERTAKERS
FOR A SMALL PATCH
TO REST HIS REMAINS IN
IN WHAT THAT RUSSIAN WRITER
WROTE SO POIGNANTLY ON
"HOW MUCH LAND DOES A MAN NEED??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[OR WERE THEY SCATTERED
ALL OVER THE WATERS?]
WHICH MEANS WE DON'T EVEN NEED THAT LITTLE
TO MAKE SENSE OF OUR LIVING FROM OUR LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT WHO THAT IS LIVING IN LYING
WANTS TO JOIN IN THIS PHILOSOPHICAL LOOK-IN??????????
WITHOUT EVEN BEING ONCE ALLOWED
BY THE STATE
FOR THE STATE
FROM 'THE LAST STATE'
TO PICK UP THE TAB
ON THAT FINAL JOURNEY.
BUT THAT IS THE WAY
THE TURN-KEY OF POLITICS
TURNS TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT WHO IS COMPLAINING?
CERTAINLY NOT DEVE GOWDA
WHO TOO HASN'T ONCE REMARKED
ABOUT SNAP POLLS
LET ALONE ABOUT
'OLD MAN AND A HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
BUT THAT IS FOR THE WORRY
OF RUINING BEADS
BY RUNNING ROSARIES
ALL OVER THE SORRIES
THAT HAVE GATHERED SINCE
FREQUENT ELECTIONS GAVE A TASTE
FOR OPINION POLLSTERS
TO TURN INTO TRICKSTERS
BY STIRRING IN THE CELLS
OF THEIR SPREADSHEETS
TO ANYWHICH WAY THEY ARE BEING PAID
TO BE FILLED IN.
'YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FILL
BY YOUR OWN SWEET WILL
IF YOU PAY THE BILL!
BETTER AND FASTER
THAN THE OTHER LOT
WHO WANT US TO FILL IN
THEIR SORTS INTO THE SLOTS
BUT THAT IS NOT DUE TILL
THE NEXT WEEKLY OR FORTNIGHTLY
IS DUE TO GO ON THE STANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
BUT IN ANDHRA PRADESH
ANOTHER MIRACLE IS BEING WORKED
INTO A FROTH AND A FINE LATHER
ABOUT HOW ALL THESE CREATURES
CALLED 'BOGUS VOTERS'
THESE ADAMSES AND EVESES
MUCH LIKE THEIR EARLY PROGENITORS
FROM THE LOGOS OF THE OMPHALOS
ARE NEITHER IN POSSESSION OF AN UMBLICUS
SCAR TO SPORT IN THEIR MID-RIFF
NOR SHOW A BIRTHMARK ANYWHERE ON THEIR PERSONS
WHICH THEY CANNOT BE BOTHERED
TO GET PROPERLY IF NOT PROMPTLY IDENTIFIED
ON PHOTOS LAMINATED INTO ID CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And since allegations are flying
back and forth
and filling all the alligator purses
into emptying out the bourses
maybe we should think seriously
about calling in the department of forensics
[or is it foreign-sicks
to come and watch if not tell us
how we must run our democracy
HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
OR Should that be DNA FINGERPRINTING
TO RUN A PATCH TEST ON PATERNITY
ON PATENTLY FALSE PROCLAIMS AND COUNTERCLAIMS
OF A MIS-PLACED URGENCY????????????????????
IN NOT ALLOWING DAME DEMOCRACY
A DECENT HEARING
MUCH LESS A DISSENT
AT ALL THIS 'FALSE CONSTRUCTS'
BY GIVING HER AN INDECENTLY DONE IN
HASTY BURIAL
UNDER THE SEA OF
EARLY SUMMONS
BEING ISSUED
TO SNAP POLLS
TO COME SNAP TO HEEL
TOO EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT AS KEEPERS
OF OUR OWN CONSCIENCES
AND TO HEEL! WITH THIS COUNTRY!
BEING SOLD ON THE SOAP OPERA
OR IS IT OPERA-TRICKS
OF AN:
INDIA SHINING
WE REMAIN
MOST STEADFASTEDLY
STILL INTO
WHINGEING AND WHINING
ABOUT
ALL THE GOINGS ON
IN HOTEL VICEROY
[WHICH IS REALLY AN ANACRONY
IN FREE INDIA
FIFTY FIVE YEARS ON
BUT THAT'S HOW WE LIKE OUR NAMES
EXCEPT WHEN WE WANT TO CALL OUR SAMBAR
as COMING FROM CHENNAI
instead of GETTING INTO OUR MADRAS SHIRTS
and carrying on free and fearless
regardless of the unfairness in bringing into
being all these 'bogus' sorts displacing the 'real' living much like that fabled arabian nightly tale about arab and camel where the latter displaces the former from his own tent pitching in a pitiable excuse bit by bit to squeeze even the last rump in but that is another story for another day about the asokan art of lions and their rumps or lack of them for which you all must in the meanwhile roar on!!!!!!!!!!!!
never mind
the no-show
from
what's to go on show:
UP FOR GRABS!
BY
THE INDIAN CRABS!
going off dress rehearsals]
AND BACK AND FORTHING
on WHAT'S GOING ON
it's come down to this
that it is all the fault of
THE ELECTION COMMISSION
who have brought all these
'bogus voters' into being..................
did you hear?
after the rally
there
which was cordoned off
at Babu Jagajivan Ram Chowk
which was really directed
or said to be directed
at the election commission
which has brought
all these 'bogus voters' into being
on electoral rolls in which neither
there state government not one of
the yellow fellows
had any dirty role to play in
nor the saffron or parivar bandwagon
which boasted of 'presidential form'
and flirted with the 'fixed term'
before pitching their all
in their tirade
against those who held firmly off
against haste-early parade
for a snap poll to bank roll
their swiss roll coalition
into a strongfold consolitation
before the constitution can catch upon
their chicanery of chickening out
[from a fair enquiry into all the scams
from the fake paper to the UTI
turning the tide against them
caught in a drift with a rift
from the DMK AND THE MDMK WALKING OUT
and what with a mid-riff umbilical cord
no-known entry making a ruckus in campus
andhra pradesh emptied of doctors!!!!!
but nobody gets to know all that
from the news or on what's on views huh???
which is called MEDAI MANAGEMENT
WHICH MEANS GET IT TO BE
EMPTIED OF TRUE CONTENT!!!!!!!!!]
from true and free and fair elections
held in due course
which is septemberly
and not septagerian urge
to call them into an early
snap-early poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now since all the flags on
THE PRO AND CON side
are coming to this
THAT IS THE POLITICIANS WHO ARE
COMING OUT TO BE OH
SO SQUEAKY CLEAN AS IN
THAT SURF DETERGENT WASHING POWDER
POWERED BLURB THAT THE AAM JANTA
ARE PUZZLED INTO DOUBLE-TAKING
'DHOONDTHE RAH JAVOGE'
JINGLES COMING ALL OUT IN HIVES
GIVING THEIR ALREADY PAINFULLY COLD
SHINGLES
SUCH UNDELECTABLE TINGLES
THAT NOT ONE SINGLE
ELECTIONEERING STUNTMAN AND BODY-DOUBLE
WILL EVER BE DELETED FROM THE ELECTORAL ROLLS.
BECAUSE OF WHAT IS BEING BLURTED
THAT THEY WERE BROUGHT INTO BEING
BY THE ELECTION COMMISSION WHOSE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY IT IS TO SEE AND OVERSEE THAT THEY GOT IT RIGHT!
SO WHO IS TAKING THE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR HAVING GIVEN AN OUT OF TURN PROMOTION
TO THE HIGHEST OFFICIAL MANNING THE SAME
COMMISION AHEAD OF THE REVISIONS
WHICH IS WHAT IS WORRYING THE AAM JUNTAS
INTO WONDERING WHETHER IT IS BEING TURNED INTO
AN ICE-CREAM
[I-SCREAM?]
PARLOUR
WHERE THE BOGUS VOTERS ARE GOING TO BE GOING
AT THE RATE OF
TEN FOR A FIVER
LIKE A CONE-SOFTIE
AND A CASATA FOR A SIXTY
WHILE THE DOUBLE-SUNDAE
IS BIENG PURPOSELY HELD BACK
TO BE AUCTIONED ON A BETTER-WEATHER DAY
TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
IRRESPECTIVE OF THE HUE
OF THE POLITICIAN
WHO COMES OUT SQUEAKY CLEAN
AS IN THE SURF DETERGENT WASHING POWDER AD
THAT THE POOR JUNTA
IS INTO DOUBLE-TAKING
A DOUBLE-LOOK AT THE
'DHOONDTHE RAH JAVOGE'
JINGLE WHICH MUST HAVE SAID ONE THING
BUT MEANT ANOTHER THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so
even if the entire nation
is rounded up and rounded off
on a futile search
for a national treasure
called:
"SPOT THE SPOTLESS
NETA CONTEST"
run by the
UNITED EFFORTS
[OFF ARTS?!?]
OF
THE PARIVAR PLUS
PRAVDA PRESS
OF INDIA
nobody came back
with a single jingle
going:
'THEY ARE SO SPOTLESS
THEY CANNOT BE SPOTTED'
which is what or rather not what
Lyngdoh-don't-know
most Confucianly said
setting the bark-dogs
harking back to times
surf-early selling soap
before the opera
turned tricks running
gynmastics
turning somersaults
and flips through hoops
of flops when they told us to remain firmly
seated and unseen in
with unseeing eyes stolidly focusing on
INDIA SHINING
['dhoodthe rah javoge' says the dazzling white surf ad]
which we have ever since remained glued to
even if we were left out unclued into
how all these umblical cord unsnipped
and photo id card 'unsnapped' bogus lot
got their birth certificates without getting
into the national census!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But with a certain notational lack of consensus
in doing up their sums right!
Because if the polio drops
were administered to one crore
zero to five year olds
free of cost,
how many numbers would that leave
alone
to count or be counted
from five to eighteen by which time
they would be eligible to casts their votes
by the law of the land
and still leave so many adult voters
as to make a total of what
at the andhra pradesh state census?
seven and a half crore
or if we tally the two disparate totals up
from the polio drops one crore
up maybe three if not two and a half crore
taking it upto eighteen
which makes it four if not three and half
which should really leave only four and half
or five at the most voters eligible to vote
and certainly not six point five or so
that is purported to be on the electoral rolls
which calls for a real roll-back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of non-existent sorts
as well as the petrol and diesel and urea bill hikes
that are religiously
if sum-what unceremoniously rolled-back
after being forcibly
administered an abortion pill
to pregnant with possibilities
economic reforms
by every after-budget pill
brought in by a Chautala
here and a farmer's son there
and every other common-man loving
cell-phoning toting
"bandgala-bahana-wearing"
pained parliamentarian
yearning rather too loudly
and rushing into the well of the house
for a 'roll-back'.
So we the common-person concerned
citizen of Andhra Pradesh
are sincerly and seriously calling
for a 'roll-back'
from the electoral rolls
of those who don't own
and were never in possession
of something called an 'OMPHALOS'
by the log-book kept in the
registry of births and deaths
nor have a scar
to show where an umblicus
should have been
EVEN IF WERE TO HAVE BEEN
SNIPPED OFF AFTER-BIRTH.
NEVER MIND---
SNAP POLLS
CALLED TO
SHOW UP TOO EARLY
FROM THEIR SEPTEMBERLY
SEASONABLE AMBLE-DUELY
SO SEPTAGERIANS ARE AFFLICTED WITH THE EPIDEMIC
OF WHAT STARTED WITH SITARAM KESRI BEING CALLED:
'OLD MAN IN A HURRY.'
SO HURRY UP
OR TARRY ON
FOR TIME'S NOT WHAT'S
REALLY AT STAKE HERE
BUT TRUEBILL ELECTORAL ROLL'S
WHATS GIVING DAME DEMOCRACY
LA NAUSEE
FROM HYPEREMESIS GRAVIDARUM
FROM
AN UNWANTED PREGNANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN HOLDING ONTO
MULTIPLETS OF NON-BIRTHS
FOR OH! SO HORRORFILLED AND SORROWFUL LONG
SO SLOG OVER OR LOG OVER
BUT ROLL-BACK THE BOGUS OVER
TO WHERE THEY TRULY BELONG
WHICH IS NOWHERE
IN ANDHRA PRADESH WHICH STILL BELONGS TO INDIA
NEVER MIND THE BLIND DEAF AND DUMB ACT
OF THE CELLOTAPE ACT
STILL IN PLACE
CURTESY THE UNCARING CENTRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THERE'S NO TIME HERE
FOR A PREGNANT PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BE WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THEM ALL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE'S NO ROLE FORA
"RIGGED VEDA"
SINGING PRAISES TO THE SUN
FROM TIME'S IMMEMORIAL
BY GOING 'JI-VEDA YA-HUZOOR VEDA'
SO RETURN THE OUT OF TURN PROMOTION
IF NEEDS BE BUT DO NOT ALLOW FOR
A BLACKENING OF THE GOOD NAME
OF THE ELECTION COMMISSION..................
SO BE FAIR AND COME SQUARE.
ABOUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON..............
OR WE WILL BE FOREVER
'DOONDTHE RAH JAVOGE'
FOR DAME DEMOCRACY
TO COME WITHOUT LA NAUSEE
TURNING HER TUMMY TURNING TURTLE
AT ALL THE FALSE BIRTHS
FROM A SNAP POLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATERNALISED BY SEPTAGERIANS
BEING EGGED ON
BY OPINION POLL FINANCING
EARLY BOOKIES AND BIRDIES
IN SEARCH OF THE WORM
OF WIN-WIN WITHOUT FILLLING IN THE FORM
OF DECENT INTERVAL OF TIME
FOR A FIVE-YEARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND IF NEITHER THE STORK BROUGHT 'EM IN
NOR THE MIDWIFE SNIPPED OFF THE CORD
WHO ORDERED FOR THEM
AND WHEN?????????????????????????????????????
IT MAY ALL GO BACK
TO OTHER FIVE YEARLIES
BEING BROUGHT ON TOO EARLY........................
