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Why does FREEDOM have such a short footfall?
Where does the flicher get a flick right?
 
GET IT RIGHT. THIS IS THE RIGHT TO GET IT.
 
AND GET ON WITH IT.
 
IF YOU HAVE THE SEED OF AN IDEA, AS SMALL AS A MUSTARD YOU CAN GROW A WHOLE FIELD!
 
AND A FILE TO FILE AND A FOLDER TO NOT FOLD UP AND GO LIKE A BORING BRITISH BLACK BROLLY.
OH YEAH! BLACK HUMOUR EST LA NOIR DE LONGUE NUIT OR AS THEY SAYS IN HINDI, JIS RATH KA SUBHA NAH.
 
SHUBAN ALLAH AS THE SUFI WOULD HAVE SAID, THERE ARE WAYS AND WAYS TO NOT WIND UP THE SHOW!
 
AND SHOW UP!
 
LIKE A SARSON KA SAAG!
 
WITHOUT HAVING TO WORK LIKE A FARMHAND OF A FOREIGN POWER IN A SARSON KA KHETH LIKE UNELECTED SARDAR SINGH WITHOUT A SURNAME!
 
AND A FAKE STREET ADDRESS IN ASSAM FAKING IT TO BIG TIME IN RSVP.
 
THAT IS NOT REPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAIT AS PLONKED INTO RAJYA SABHA SO MUCH SO THAT RS WOULD WEEP BECAUSE THE SILLY SINGH CAN'T SWEEP THE POLLS AND MUST READ THE STRAWS IN THE WIND TO KNOW WHEN IT TIME TO THAW OUT!

WATCH THIS SPACE.

 

IF THE SPACE IS NOT WATCHED LIKE A SPACED OUT.

 

SINGH ON SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

TILL ALL'S BUT SINGEd and singled out in a single policy:

 

THE SCORCHED EARTH POLICY!

BINARY CODE? BUT OFFCOURSE! BUT FOR 'T'
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=ONE/NONE. ONE WILL DO UNTO NONE TILL THE ELECTION FRAUD KISSA OF ONE WHO NEVER WON IS UNDONE!

TERRIBLE TALES TO TELL
JULY 2006
PURLOINED PORK?
PORK BARREL POLICY?
PASS THE PINCH OF SALT PUHLEASE?
THE POLICE AIN'T GOT THE ASLI CHIZ?
SO WHERE IS FORENSICS/
 
GONE FOREIGN AND SIC?
FEIGNING SICK?
 
MALINGERING?
 
NOT ALLOWING INDIAN TALENT TO PLAY/
 
SACHIN'S SHOULDER AND GORA GREG'S GORY EMAIL LEAK?
 
WHERE DOES IT LEAD US?
 
INTO THE BEAR HUG OF THE U.S.?
 
TELL US

TRUTH to till, till truth shall be tilled, the farmers, nay the framers of the INDIAN CONSTITUTION NEVER TUTORED THIS KIND OF CHICANERY.
 
AND TALENT SHALL OUT.
 
EVEN AS TELL TALE, HOWE'ER TALL THE TALE SHALL NOT TOPPLE TOWERS CALLED TERRORISM.
 
SO TELL US THIS, WHERE IS THE FORENSIC EVIDENCE?
 
UNLESS THE WAR TERROR EVERYWHERE THAT IS FOUGHT EVERYWHERE IS TRACK TWO DIP LOW MERCY AND HELL MERRY HEIL OF THE SAME OLE HORROR.
 
WHERE ARE THE JEW PANCAYATS IN EUROPE.
 
THAT IS THE ANSWER TO ALL THE PROBLEM OF PALESTINE AND MIDDLE EAST ON BOIL AGAIN AND AGAIN.
 
THE BRITS MUST ANSWER THE SAME PARTITION QUESTION:
 
DIVIDE AND RULE.
 
 
HOW MANY DIVIDENDS DID THAT FETCH?
 
A WHOLE FILCH/
 
A WHOLE FOWL.
 
A WHOLE FARM YARD OF CHICKEN OUT FARM?
 
YOU COULD HAVE FELLED THE FELLAS DOWN WITH A FEATHER.
 
JUST LIKE MATARAZZI AS A MATTER OF FACT.
OR RATHER AS A MATTER OF ACT!
 
CAUGHT IN THE ACT.
ON COLOUR TELEVISIONS.
 
THAT WASN'T REALLY THE REALITY.
 
WAS IT?
 
AS WAS
THE WATERED DOWN VERSION OF WHAT WENT DOWN LIKE A FRESHLY PLUCKED FEATHER COULD HAVE FELLED THE FELLA!
 

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